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Tarsmith
Registered looser
Join date: Oct 2012
122 IQ
#1
Alright, so I'm new here and I'm intrested to hear of you UG-users who have children? How old are you and how old are your children? Are you married?

I myself am married, I'm 27 and my son is about 2-and-a-half years old.

I tried to find a similar thread, but couldn't find one. And eh, sorry for the misleading title!
"The king o'the who ?"
MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
763 IQ
#2
I'm definitely not mature enough to even fathom having a child.. I still laugh when someone says something like identity or assignment.
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lard::..
padgea7x
I'll wank you, you dick.
Join date: Jun 2008
1,091 IQ
#3
I'm 14 and have 6 children.


GHETTO LIFE
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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LostLegion
32CSM
Join date: Oct 2010
2,216 IQ
#5
I think there's only something like three users who regularly post on this that have children.
devourke
Banned
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843 IQ
#6
Quote by LostLegion
I think there's only something like three users who regularly post on this that have children.

Harvey Swick, slashgnr666, Slacker, Jackal58.

4 off the top of my head biotch.
LostLegion
32CSM
Join date: Oct 2010
2,216 IQ
#7
Quote by devourke
Harvey Swick, slashgnr666, Slacker, Jackal58.

4 off the top of my head biotch.

And I assume CodeMonk would.
devourke
Banned
Join date: Sep 2006
843 IQ
#8
Quote by LostLegion
And I assume CodeMonk would.

And blake might have some that he doesn't know about
LostLegion
32CSM
Join date: Oct 2010
2,216 IQ
#9
Quote by devourke
And blake might have some that he doesn't know about

Or Horsedick.
THE BULGE
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2006
576 IQ
#10
Hi, Not married, I'm 22 and have a 14 Month son. Certainly loves my guitars and gets more time to play them than I do, By play them I mean slap the strings and picking them up and tossing them across the room...Next Hendrix... But white.
Last edited by THE BULGE at Oct 7, 2012,
lncognito
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
44 IQ
#11
Quote by LostLegion
I think there's only something like three users who regularly post on this that have children.
Yeah, the pit is not really the best pla-...

I just had a brilliant idea! We should have a "bring you child to the pit"-day
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#12
Quote by devourke
And blake might have some that he doesn't know about


I definitely have children that I do not know about.
TheTee56
UG'S Banana Saviour
Join date: Feb 2011
785 IQ
#13
Quote by blake1221
I definitely have children that I do not know about.


Then in a few years Blake bumps into his long lost son on the Pit.
Could make for a touching movie.
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I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

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King Donkey
yes
Join date: Jan 2011
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#14
And then it'll turn out the kid was really Blake's dad all along.

Written by M. Night Shyamalan.
West Ham United
Randio
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Join date: Jan 2008
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#15
Quote by blake1221
I definitely have children that I do not know about.

...Daddy?
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devourke
Banned
Join date: Sep 2006
843 IQ
#18
I'm so good at hide and seek I went all the way to New Zealand. Daddy will never find me.
BTKA
loves the Dr..Pepper!! :D
Join date: Jul 2007
160 IQ
#19
I'm midway through my life and have 2 daughters 5 & 9. I've book a cheap strat copy for my eldest to see if she will play guitar?
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Steve Holt
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Join date: Jan 2010
469 IQ
#20
Quote by TheTee56
Then in a few years Blake bumps into his long lost son on the Pit.
Could make for a touching movie.

This is what the Steve Holt/Gob Bluth relationship in Arrested Development was based on
[quote="'[[BurnTheDusk"]]']Better than my plan, look at those perfect little dick suckin' lips!
Kid's a natural I tell yah!Orange Rockerverb 50 MKII
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Fender Mexican Standard Telecaster
Hey I built a guitar
metalblaster
UG Newbie
Join date: Jan 2008
494 IQ
#21
**** no. Why in shits someone wants kids is beyond me. Unless you're female, then you're just naturally crazy.
sfaune92
Used Register
Join date: Oct 2008
616 IQ
#22
Quote by BTKA
I'm midway through my life and have 2 daughters 5 & 9. I've book a cheap strat copy for my eldest to see if she will play guitar?

Couldn't she just play with your guitars?
MetalRock4ever
Watchin the world pass by
Join date: Oct 2011
3,904 IQ
#23
I just saw the first couple of sentences you wrote, Tarsmith, and all I thought was 'watch out... he's a stalker...' Got worse when you started asking 'are you married?' because I was expecting 'The reason I asked is because I am single...' If so, this thread would be one of the worst dating threads ever
And in answer to your questions... no comment
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Shakespeare - Macbeth
PaulyVengeance
UG's Canon Fanboy
Join date: Feb 2007
229 IQ
#25
Quote by metalblaster
**** no. Why in shits someone wants kids is beyond me. Unless you're female, then you're just naturally crazy.



It's basic human nature.

Also, stop being a sexist dick.
KGGeorgiou
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2012
10 IQ
#26
Im 19 and have a 7 week old Daughter... she's made me mature a hell of a lot.
zeek7pc
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2006
303 IQ
#27
I'm 32 and have a 5 and 3 year old. I'm old
I love all 5 (sold a couple) of my Carvin X-100b's.
daytripper75
Hold mah diiiick!
Join date: Jun 2003
2,960 IQ
#28
24 years old. Currently single. No children.


It's pretty awesome, honestly.
Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#29
Quote by lncognito
Yeah, the pit is not really the best pla-...

I just had a brilliant idea! We should have a "bring you child to the pit"-day

Brilliant idea!!!!!!!
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WCPhils
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#30
Quote by metalblaster
**** no. Why in shits someone wants kids is beyond me. Unless you're female, then you're just naturally crazy.

lol, you're stupid
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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jakesmellspoo
turndiningbackintoeating
Join date: Jun 2007
2,165 IQ
#31
kids are overrated. get a dog instead.
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ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,302 IQ
#32
I'm not that old. Don't have kids.


Do dogs count?


I don't have a dog either.


Can we still hang out?
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Metallicuh
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Join date: Nov 2009
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#33
Quote by TheTee56
Then in a few years Blake bumps into his long lost son on the Pit.
Could make for a touching movie.

Make it happen pit
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Harvey Swick
Naive American
Join date: Jun 2011
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#34
21 year old father with a 2 year old daughter reporting in.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
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#35
I'm 36 and have three little girls
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Todd Hart
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#36
Quote by padgea7x
I'm 14 and have 6 children.


GHETTO LIFE


DON'T TELL ME TO GET A LIFE, ASSHOLE! :MAD:
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daytripper75
Hold mah diiiick!
Join date: Jun 2003
2,960 IQ
#37
Quote by element4433
I'm 36 and have three little girls



IN HIS BASEMENT.


You know what I mean?
LostLegion
32CSM
Join date: Oct 2010
2,216 IQ
#38
I'm 36 and I have three children. Although they're not mine, I just snagged them from some woman's car.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#39
Well yeah. That's where they are right now.

They have a play room down there.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#40
Quote by padgea7x
I'm 14 and have 6 children.


GHETTO LIFE


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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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