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#1
Alright, so I'm new here and I'm intrested to hear of you UG-users who have children? How old are you and how old are your children? Are you married?

I myself am married, I'm 27 and my son is about 2-and-a-half years old.

I tried to find a similar thread, but couldn't find one. And eh, sorry for the misleading title!
"The king o'the who ?"
#2
I'm definitely not mature enough to even fathom having a child.. I still laugh when someone says something like identity or assignment.




#3
I'm 14 and have 6 children.


GHETTO LIFE
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#5
I think there's only something like three users who regularly post on this that have children.
#6
Quote by LostLegion
I think there's only something like three users who regularly post on this that have children.

Harvey Swick, slashgnr666, Slacker, Jackal58.

4 off the top of my head biotch.
#7
Quote by devourke
Harvey Swick, slashgnr666, Slacker, Jackal58.

4 off the top of my head biotch.

And I assume CodeMonk would.
#8
Quote by LostLegion
And I assume CodeMonk would.

And blake might have some that he doesn't know about
#10
Hi, Not married, I'm 22 and have a 14 Month son. Certainly loves my guitars and gets more time to play them than I do, By play them I mean slap the strings and picking them up and tossing them across the room...Next Hendrix... But white.
Last edited by THE BULGE at Oct 7, 2012,
#11
Quote by LostLegion
I think there's only something like three users who regularly post on this that have children.
Yeah, the pit is not really the best pla-...

I just had a brilliant idea! We should have a "bring you child to the pit"-day
#12
Quote by devourke
And blake might have some that he doesn't know about


I definitely have children that I do not know about.
#13
Quote by blake1221
I definitely have children that I do not know about.


Then in a few years Blake bumps into his long lost son on the Pit.
Could make for a touching movie.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#14
And then it'll turn out the kid was really Blake's dad all along.

Written by M. Night Shyamalan.
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#15
Quote by blake1221
I definitely have children that I do not know about.

...Daddy?
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Gibson SG Classic
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#18
I'm so good at hide and seek I went all the way to New Zealand. Daddy will never find me.
#19
I'm midway through my life and have 2 daughters 5 & 9. I've book a cheap strat copy for my eldest to see if she will play guitar?
Burny LG75-GR
Epi SG Pro 1966 Ltd Ed
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Korg Pandora effect unit (for practising)
Slash CryBaby
Blackstar HT-5
Korg RC2 Looooooper
#20
Quote by TheTee56
Then in a few years Blake bumps into his long lost son on the Pit.
Could make for a touching movie.

This is what the Steve Holt/Gob Bluth relationship in Arrested Development was based on
[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Better than my plan, look at those perfect little dick suckin' lips!
Kid's a natural I tell yah!Orange Rockerverb 50 MKII
Marshall JCM 900 SL-X
Gibson Les Paul Studio Faded
Fender Mexican Standard Telecaster
Hey I built a guitar
#21
**** no. Why in shits someone wants kids is beyond me. Unless you're female, then you're just naturally crazy.
#22
Quote by BTKA
I'm midway through my life and have 2 daughters 5 & 9. I've book a cheap strat copy for my eldest to see if she will play guitar?

Couldn't she just play with your guitars?
#23
I just saw the first couple of sentences you wrote, Tarsmith, and all I thought was 'watch out... he's a stalker...' Got worse when you started asking 'are you married?' because I was expecting 'The reason I asked is because I am single...' If so, this thread would be one of the worst dating threads ever
And in answer to your questions... no comment
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Shakespeare - Macbeth
#25
Quote by metalblaster
**** no. Why in shits someone wants kids is beyond me. Unless you're female, then you're just naturally crazy.



It's basic human nature.

Also, stop being a sexist dick.
#27
I'm 32 and have a 5 and 3 year old. I'm old
I love all 5 (sold a couple) of my Carvin X-100b's.
#29
Quote by lncognito
Yeah, the pit is not really the best pla-...

I just had a brilliant idea! We should have a "bring you child to the pit"-day

Brilliant idea!!!!!!!
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#30
Quote by metalblaster
**** no. Why in shits someone wants kids is beyond me. Unless you're female, then you're just naturally crazy.

lol, you're stupid
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Oct 7, 2012,
#31
kids are overrated. get a dog instead.
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#33
Quote by TheTee56
Then in a few years Blake bumps into his long lost son on the Pit.
Could make for a touching movie.

Make it happen pit
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Don't think I've ever been sigged.


I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
#34
21 year old father with a 2 year old daughter reporting in.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#35
I'm 36 and have three little girls
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#36
Quote by padgea7x
I'm 14 and have 6 children.


GHETTO LIFE


DON'T TELL ME TO GET A LIFE, ASSHOLE! :MAD:
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#37
Quote by element4433
I'm 36 and have three little girls



IN HIS BASEMENT.


You know what I mean?
#38
I'm 36 and I have three children. Although they're not mine, I just snagged them from some woman's car.
#39
Well yeah. That's where they are right now.

They have a play room down there.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#40
Quote by padgea7x
I'm 14 and have 6 children.


GHETTO LIFE


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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