#1
why do arnold palmers taste so good and why are they only 1 dollar!!! i must know how the gods created such a drink that tastes like the wine of angels for so cheap!!! what are they hiding!!
#2
Mind control.
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#6
High fructose corn syrup.
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#7
A real Arnold Palmer has alcohol in it.

That aside, the Arnold Palmers are good. But people have been doing it for ages, Arizona just got marketing rights from the man himself. And of course they manufactured the non-alcoholic version.
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#12
they're meh

often they're not good at all, but when they're drinkable, they're really mediocre
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#22
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High fructose corn syrup.

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#24
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A real Arnold Palmer has alcohol in it.

hurdurr hur durrr hurr WRONG
#25
I was just wondering this the other day. It is pretty coo how they're only a dollar and yet are so large and taste so good.

Honestly, even the zero calorie cans are good. I drink one almost every day.
#29
Theyre my fav drink from gas station/convienience stores.

I would totes buy a mega pack if they had them at walmart.
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#30
Never been a huge fan to be honest. They ain't bad. Just nothing special.
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#32
"Why" needs to be followed by a question mark. "Why?!!" would have been more acceptable.
#33
Because you touch yourself at night.
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#34
Quote by stratman_13
A real Arnold Palmer has alcohol in it.

That aside, the Arnold Palmers are good. But people have been doing it for ages, Arizona just got marketing rights from the man himself. And of course they manufactured the non-alcoholic version.


Did not know it was originally an alchoholic drink. My friends think I'm a drunken genious for making them out of lynchburg lemonades and LIT's
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