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#1
So i recently accomplished a long term goal of mine. i broke the official world record for fastest guitar player. for this record i had to play flight of the bumblebee from 170 to 1300 BPM. here is the video with a picture of my certificate at the end

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHIxxH7_g9U

anyway i need some views to get it started so if you could check it out and SHARE or leave a comment id appreciate it a lot. shred on brothers

inb4 no feel
inb4 faked
inb4 waste of life
inb4 op can't inb4
Last edited by SuperShredderDa at Oct 7, 2012,
#2
Quote by SuperShredderDa
So i recently accomplished a long term goal of mine. i broke the official world record for fastest guitar player. for this record i had to play flight of the bumblebee from 170 to 1300 BPM. here is the video with a picture of my certificate at the end

I saw your video on sevenstring.org. Quite impressive.
#6
Quote by ChucklesMginty
You could have had a great vibrato if you worked on that instead. then you could make people cry, instead of making them sigh.

Okay, so it's your right to work on whatever the hell you want and all. But why would you spend so much time on something that sounds shit, just for bragging rights?

Oh jeez not this shit again
#8
I could care less. I could, but it would be very difficult, since I already care so little. I don't think it's worth the effort. Seriously, what a waste of time and effort.
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#9
I found your video.

I think lil wayne is still better, i know he's not as technically skilled, but he trys....
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#10
Cool. I gave you a like.

Edit: nope, it wouldn't let me.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#12
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how do i prove that this is me if i must -_-


Show me a picture of your mom.
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#13
Quote by SuperShredderDa
how do i prove that this is me if i must -_-


No one really asked you to prove it's you..... Mainly because no one really cares about this, i mean, it's not that interesting and it's a waste of time.....
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#14
Quote by adamgur96
No one really asked you to prove it's you..... Mainly because no one really cares about this, i mean, it's not that interesting and it's a waste of time.....

understandable. well its there for whoever cares i guess
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Show me a picture of your mom.

rather not. especially for someone with your profile name
#16
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rather not. especially for someone with your profile name


Get the **** out.
#18
horrible tone, but after watching the video I'm impressed. That shit sounds insane lmao
Last edited by ChadLikesGuitar at Oct 7, 2012,
#19
That hat makes your ears look big.

You were wearing a hat weren't you?
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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#20
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"please share if you enjoy this video"

How could anyone possibly enjoy this??


Because even the most pathetic person ever could feel better about how they spend their time after watching that. I mean, who could possibly make poorer use of their time than that guy?
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#21
Imagine the amount of pussy playing like that will get you.
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#22
Your tone sucks ass!
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#23
Quote by SuperShredderDa
rather not. especially for someone with your profile name


All this tells me is that your mother has a ham sandwich that could fit a horse hogy between it's loaves.
#24
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rather not. especially for someone with your profile name

Horsedick is the ****ing man. **** you.
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#25
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Because even the most pathetic person ever could feel better about how they spend their time after watching that. I mean, who could possibly make poorer use of their time than that guy?

Yeah your right, being known as the fastest guitar player in the world would be terrible
#26
Quote by Jackal58
That hat makes your ears look big.

You were wearing a hat weren't you?

a fedora aka the worlds greatest headwear
#27
yes yes it does but thats not MY tone. its the tone i needed to bring out every detail of my playing for the record
#28
Quote by W4RP1G
Yeah your right, being known as the fastest guitar player in the world would be terrible

THIS!
#29
Quote by W4RP1G
Yeah your right, being known as the fastest guitar player in the world would be terrible


It's not that it's terrible, it's just that there doesn't seem to be any actual use for it.

Past 300 BPM, what use is there musically? Most of the notes are slurred together and don't have any definition or character, so it makes one wonder; why?
#32
I don't get the hate. Most world records are pointless. They can still be kind of neat though.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#33
Quote by Morphogenesis26
It's not that it's terrible, it's just that there doesn't seem to be any actual use for it.

Past 300 BPM, what use is there musically? Most of the notes are slurred together and don't have any definition or character, so it makes one wonder; why?

I'm not sure I follow. You believe that in order for someone to compete for the fastest guitar player record, they need to be producing good music? Making good music and setting a world record are not related in this case.
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#36
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idk I'm new here so sorry if he's a legend just a creepy request

I think Horsedick has asked everybody here for a picture of their mom.

If that's you kudos to you. You got more patience than I do.

Now go get a job.

Stetsons>Fedoras.
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I'm not sure I follow. You believe that in order for someone to compete for the fastest guitar player record, they need to be producing good music? Making good music and setting a world record are not related in this case.


It's like if I set the record for the largest painting ever, but the entire canvas is colored the same shade of blue. What's the point? No matter how big it is, it's just all blue. Wouldn't it be more fun and worthwhile to paint a nice picture instead?
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#39
I like the skill in this. It takes alot of talent to properly photoshop a video of you sped up into a video where there's a clock and a guy leaning sorta at normal speed.
#40
Quote by FearMyLightning
I like the skill in this. It takes alot of talent to properly photoshop a video of you sped up into a video where there's a clock and a guy leaning sorta at normal speed.


No it doesn't.
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