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#1
My favorite is "I'm taking the Cosby Kids to the Pool"

Any better ones, UG?
My You'll be the Baddest Dude in Revere!


My Gear:
-Fender Mexican Stratocaster
-Silvertone Paul Stanley Signature Acoustic
-Fender Princeton 65w
-DOD Death Metal
#4
I prefer not to discuss such matters
Quote by Robchappers
Ha ha love you to dude ;-)

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10/10 Slater is amazing

Fender Deluxe Roadhouse Strat
Ibanez RG4EXFM1
Washburn D46S
Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah
Fulltone OCD Overdrive
Boss SD-1 Overdrive
MXR M-148 Micro Chorus
Jet City JCA2112RC 20W
#7
"Uh-oh."
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#8
I am doing boom-boom in the potty.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: This jazz piano music playing over the PA like wow for once it's good stuff they're playing


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#9
Quote by Weaponized
"I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl"



Well-Played
My You'll be the Baddest Dude in Revere!


My Gear:
-Fender Mexican Stratocaster
-Silvertone Paul Stanley Signature Acoustic
-Fender Princeton 65w
-DOD Death Metal
#12
EDIT: ^ OH SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAA


Quote by phlip999
"I'm making another Tim Burton film."





Busting a grumpy.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#13
Quote by phlip999
"I'm making another Tim Burton film."



OH my god

so great
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#14
I'm Florida Congressman Allen West and I'm melting.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#15
"I'm taking a dump"
"I'm giving a dump"
"I'm receiving a dump"
"I'm donating a dump to charity"
"I'm dumping my shit into the dumper"
"Dumpidy dump in the dumping dump"
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#16
I am caressing my sphincter with breakfast.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: This jazz piano music playing over the PA like wow for once it's good stuff they're playing


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#17
Quote by Nelsean
"I'm taking a dump"
"I'm giving a dump"
"I'm receiving a dump"
"I'm donating a dump to charity"
"I'm dumping my shit into the dumper"
"Dumpidy dump in the dumping dump"



It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#19
Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Weaponized took my real one D:
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
#21
Sending some logs to the mill.

Giving the toilet a Falcon Dump.

Blasting some Poopa Gangnam Style in my bathroom.
#23
Making a sacrifice to the Porcelain god

EDIT: One above me is good too
My God, it's full of stars!
Last edited by Dreadnought at Oct 8, 2012,
#24
Quote by So-Cal
Negotiating the release of some hostages.

You're the best person ever.
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
#25
I'm creating a TV show called The Big Bang Theory.
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#26
Boom-Boom Mountain
Quote by Ulalume
I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#32
"I'll just go take Muhammed to his swimming class"
No gear.. Just tits.. And some gear.. Mostly Fenders.. And tits.. A Takamine acoustic.. An Orange tube amp.. A shitty Fender amp.. AND TITS! And a big fuckload of pedals that i don't know how to use..
#33
I'm making a donation to the children of Crapistan.
All that is gold does not glitter; Not all who wander are lost.
#34
Quote by Andrea55
"Busting a Grumpy."

Credit goes to goest for that one.


I was hoping I wouldn't have to post it.

That's a lie, I totally was hoping I'd be the first...
#36
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Blasting some Poopa Gangnam Style in my bathroom.

HHHHHEEEEEEYYYYYY Taking big dump. poop poop poop poop.... Gangnam Style.
This sig will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

Hot e-cousin of girlgerms007


I love Tracie.

Soundcloud
#37
"Taking the Obamas to the White House."

I'm a terrible person
Kodiak bears make awesome bandmates.

Quote by wolvenrick
no seriously 7x NGD is epicness i declare you the winner of all NGD's on UG never have i seen this xD
#39
I can't tell which ones are better anymore. This is just an awesome thread.
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
#40
Quote by Strider7
I'm making a donation to the children of Crapistan.


Why did I laugh so hard at this.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
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