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#41
Unleashing the chocolate terrorist

Dropping a stinkpickle

Unleashing the demons from the vile pit of despair

Growin a tail

Feeding the toilet
#45
Quote by phlip999
"I'm making another Tim Burton film."

bahahahaha


haha








#46
giving birth to my new born 1 lb 3 oz son whos name will be barron von terdmeister
My Gear:

Fretless Squier P Bass
Ibanez SR400QM
Gallien Krueger 1001RB
Traynor TC410
Digitech Whammy
Boss DD-7
#47
Used sludge bomb

Was pooper effective
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#49
Releasing the Kraken.
I'm to tired to think of any others
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#53
"Christening the porcelain boat" works well if you (or better yet, your roommate/partner) JUST cleaned the toilet.
Guitars: Sterling/Music Man John Petrucci Signature TRS, Epiphone SG G-310 (red)
Amps: Fender Frontman 15W
Effects: BOSS ME-25 multi-effects

Quote by Basti95
I still don't get it - therefore Kazinsal can only be better than me
#54
"Bombing Pearl Harbor" "Releasing a Cornback Rattler back to it's natural environment" "snapping off a sewer-pickle"
#59
I know a good one for someone who desperately needs to go to the toilet but hasn't got there yet.

"I've got a turtle's head and it's nudging nylon".
#60
I'm going to call in an air strike.
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Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
#63
The only way

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#66
I'm producing a sequel to The Last Airbender.

Routine water pipes check; Dispatching scout unit.

More company for my dead goldfish.
Harry Potter is DEAD! Ehhhhh heh heeehhhh!!!
-Voldemort
#67
I'm laying brown eggs.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#69
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Anyone seen the film 'The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse'?

"I've made a little brown fish"

I've made you fish sandwiches.

What kind of fish?

Brown.


Abysmal film, but worth it for that.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#74
People are ordering our patties
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#77
Quote by NarwhalG2G
Dropping the kids off at the pool.

This, and Busting a Grumpy.

Quote by entity0009
Laying depth charges.

#78
Butt Rayge's username is suprisingly relevant to this thread.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#79
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Anyone seen the film 'The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse'?

"I've made a little brown fish"


Everyone in my office is staring at me for laughing quietely to myself for the last 2 mins.


Personally, I prefer "crimping a loaf"
#80
Making a delivery to Mr.Wonka?
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!