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#41
Quote by Darth_Pietrus
I really expected more from UG'ers...
I geuss ignorant douchebags are everywhere

If anything, long hair shows determination and independence. Both things that the ladies like ;D
People who daily tell you to cut your hair and call you hippy etc. (Being the black sheep basically) Stupid old hags that mistake you for a girl (Usually blind as a bat seeing as I have a soul patch/goatie kind of thing and my proportions are very manly, broad shoulders etc.) Maintaining your hair (combing it!) And going through the half-long length period when growing it which kinda sucks.
Also people always envy long haired people during concerts. With my epic windmills \m/
Suck it!


...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#43
Quote by Darth_Pietrus
I really expected more from UG'ers...
I geuss ignorant douchebags are everywhere

If anything, long hair shows determination and independence. Both things that the ladies like ;D
People who daily tell you to cut your hair and call you hippy etc. (Being the black sheep basically) Stupid old hags that mistake you for a girl (Usually blind as a bat seeing as I have a soul patch/goatie kind of thing and my proportions are very manly, broad shoulders etc.) Maintaining your hair (combing it!) And going through the half-long length period when growing it which kinda sucks.
Also people always envy long haired people during concerts. With my epic windmills \m/
Suck it!





To me, it shows that you're an unruly delinquent that doesn't realize things move on and people grow up. That's why presidents don't have long hair brah.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#44
Quote by Darth_Pietrus
I really expected more from UG'ers...
I geuss ignorant douchebags are everywhere

If anything, long hair shows determination and independence. Both things that the ladies like ;D
People who daily tell you to cut your hair and call you hippy etc. (Being the black sheep basically) Stupid old hags that mistake you for a girl (Usually blind as a bat seeing as I have a soul patch/goatie kind of thing and my proportions are very manly, broad shoulders etc.) Maintaining your hair (combing it!) And going through the half-long length period when growing it which kinda sucks.
Also people always envy long haired people during concerts. With my epic windmills \m/
Suck it!



Really?

A guy whose user title is "I like bewbs" is going to lecture us on expectations of a community?
#48
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Not capitalizing the I in I've and not using an apostrophe? Huge doesn't begin to describe it. More like cataclysmal.


Is it even a sentence? Where's the punctuation?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#49
Quote by Darth_Pietrus
I really expected more from UG'ers...
I geuss ignorant douchebags are everywhere

If anything, long hair shows determination and independence. Both things that the ladies like ;D
People who daily tell you to cut your hair and call you hippy etc. (Being the black sheep basically) Stupid old hags that mistake you for a girl (Usually blind as a bat seeing as I have a soul patch/goatie kind of thing and my proportions are very manly, broad shoulders etc.) Maintaining your hair (combing it!) And going through the half-long length period when growing it which kinda sucks.
Also people always envy long haired people during concerts. With my epic windmills \m/
Suck it!


Look at Ms. Anti-Conformist.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#50
Used to have long hair, it sucked. You have to wait ages for your hair to dry after a shower, when it's windy the hair gets in your eyes and you can't see, can't drive a car with both windows open, you have to comb your hair constantly, etc...

Short hair rules!
<Omri> I love trannys too..
#52
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Not capitalizing the I in I've and not using an apostrophe? Huge doesn't begin to describe it. More like cataclysmal.


what cant i do wrong!!!! what is this world coming to!
#54
Quote by ramorite
what cant i do wrong!!!! what is this world coming to!


It's coming to a full screeching halt after that embarrassment of a post! Have we taught you nothing?
#55
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
It's coming to a full screeching halt after that embarrassment of a post! Have we taught you nothing?


im sorry i need another chance! just one and ill make it right!
#56
Quote by ramorite
What can I do right? What is this world coming to?



FTFY
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#58
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Fine. Next time you have a post with terrible spelling and grammar, you're going to have to lick Jani's asshole.
That last one doesn't count. It should, but I'll be nice.


Trust me, you don't want to do that either. He wipes top to bottom. Not very efficient IMHO.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#60
Quote by ramorite
Thank you.


You're welcome!


You seem like a lovely, young fellow; unlike those long haired infantiles.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#61
Oh this thread again.
I have long, flowing golden locks and simply can't picture myself without them. Makes me stand out a bit and generally downright suits me. Not to mention I quite regularly get free stuff purely because staff in bakeries, takeaways, bars etc like my hair. It costs quite a lot in shampoo I guess, but I reckon I make the difference back in free stuff.

Also I've noticed my badassery on guitar improves as my hair grows, which obviously means there's a correlation and stuff. Not that I just got better over time or anything.
#62
Quote by captainsnazz
Oh this thread again.
I have long, flowing golden locks and simply can't picture myself without them. Makes me stand out a bit and generally downright suits me. Not to mention I quite regularly get free stuff purely because staff in bakeries, takeaways, bars etc like my hair. It costs quite a lot in shampoo I guess, but I reckon I make the difference back in free stuff.

Also I've noticed my badassery on guitar improves as my hair grows, which obviously means there's a correlation and stuff. Not that I just got better over time or anything.


And yet your penis is so very tiny.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#63
Quote by Hells_Bell
Used to have long hair, it sucked. You have to wait ages for your hair to dry after a shower, when it's windy the hair gets in your eyes and you can't see, can't drive a car with both windows open, you have to comb your hair constantly, etc...

Short hair rules!


This, pretty much. I liked having long hair in the sense that I think it suits me better, but it was so annoying to have to deal with. For ease, short hair is the way to go.
#66
Only short hair.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#68
I look terribad with short hair, its just coincidence that I play guitar and love metal.
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#70
What if your hair gets tangled in your string and you are brutally stuck with a guitar in your hair forever unless you have to cut it off?
#71
Quote by ramorite
What a knee-slapper!


I don't think it could slap your knee if it was tiny
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#72


Everyone knows the secret to his power is in his hair.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#73
Quote by ramorite
ive made a huge mistake


Well, your first mistake was that whiny thread, bitching about your parents.
Didn't get you off to a very good start, considering how many UGers have to work hard for the things that they want.

Think about that for a while.
#74
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Long hair is gay.
I need to tell you; my hair has not once had sex with its own gender.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: This jazz piano music playing over the PA like wow for once it's good stuff they're playing


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#75
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I need to tell you; my hair has not once had sex with its own gender.


That's not what your hair's mom TOLD ME WHEN SHE WAS RIDING SPACE MOUNTAIN ALL NIGHT LONG BABY. WOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo! NO lines, ALL night.





16 times maufaukah. Respect.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
Last edited by H4T3BR33D3R at Oct 8, 2012,
#76
Quote by ramorite
lol i dont even have long hair (i would never be able to do that with my hair, let alone want to get long hair anyways) but i was talking to my dad about this the other day and i wanted to see your guys's opinion.


I'll go ask my guy.

brb
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#77
I think us long haired dudes are expected to do whatever the hell we want, so we go and ****in' do it. Trust me the more hair you have, the more you'll see how open minded people are. And then you'll see how many drunk, fat rednecks like it when you call them sweetie
╘MESHUG╦G╗AH





Ibanez ARX 350
Dunlop 535Q
Ibanez TS9
Peavey TransTube Supreme
DRIVE Elite straight 412
#78
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
That's not what your hair's mom TOLD ME WHEN SHE WAS RIDING SPACE MOUNTAIN ALL NIGHT LONG BABY. WOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo! NO lines, ALL night.

16 times maufaukah. Respect.
Haha, joke's on you, that was actually my hair.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: This jazz piano music playing over the PA like wow for once it's good stuff they're playing


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#79
I love how all the long hair pics are from the 80's. Some humans just never evolve and like to call it "rebellion" when in reality it's just stupidity. That's why hair band music sucks and hasn't progressed since the 80's either. DERP DERP butwhataboutSTEVEVAI DERPY DERP **** off