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hotmale
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#1
So me and my buddy are having a sort of 'cross-cultural' exchange thing, I needed someone to go see Rancid with but in turn I have to go to a rap/hiphop gig with him...I can't even remember who it is unfortunately ...

Point being I've never been to a concert like this before, so I'm not sure what to do!! Most gigs I go have a few drinks and skank around like an idiot (not like a **** ) and enjoy myself but I know this will be completely different, probably a lot more chilled and downbeat I'm assuming. Anyone have any ideas?? Do people just stand and tap to the beat or are they a lot livelier than I think ???
Obsceneairwaves
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#3
shoot people?
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
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step on someones sneakers.

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shoot people?

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#7
Start singing "my name is my name is" like that Eminem geek
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#12
Run 'round yellin' 'bout how you gon' kill Bludds & Cripps. It'll get yo' ass mad respect!
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#13
you should just not go to the Rancid show.

then everybody wins!
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#17
Be a gentleman



That'll get you some respect.
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#18
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step on someones sneakers.


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#19
Depends on who you're seeing. If it's some lame puddin'-ass cornball, don't expect a good time. If it's some hard shit, go nuts. Some of the more alternative hip hop shows can get surprisingly lively, with stage dives and mosh pits and everything.

But you probably won't get any of that.
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#21
Hey-ey-eyee-ayy. Smoke weed.
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#22
Follow the group. Audience behavior can change from band to band within a genre, so just do whatever they/your friend is doing.
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#23
Grab some drinks and then find a nice girl whose booty you would like to press your junk against and the proceed to press your junk against said booty while performing a side-to-side motion with said booty-junk complex to the rhythm of the song.
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#25
Pick someone to dry hump. It works like a charm and gives you something to do.
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#26
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#27
take a crap and throw it at whoever's on stage let them know they suck balls!
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#29
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shoot people?


Before doing that, scream, "White Power!". bwahahahahahaha!!
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#30
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#32
Clap and yell 'bravo!' at the end of each song.
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#33
Quote by StewieSwan
Clap and yell 'bravo!' at the end of each song.

Be sure to add a hearty guffaw or two in there also
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#34
That's exactly what I would be wondering if I were to attend a hip-hop concert. That's why I wouldn't.
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#37
Don't move. They can't see you if you don't move.
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#38
What do you do at a hiphop concert?

Listen to hiphop.
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#40
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Try and enjoy yourself. There's some pretty cool hip hop out there.

This. Just move with the music like you would at a rock concert, it's all in the hips/knees.

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