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So me and my buddy are having a sort of 'cross-cultural' exchange thing, I needed someone to go see Rancid with but in turn I have to go to a rap/hiphop gig with him...I can't even remember who it is unfortunately ...

Point being I've never been to a concert like this before, so I'm not sure what to do!! Most gigs I go have a few drinks and skank around like an idiot (not like a **** ) and enjoy myself but I know this will be completely different, probably a lot more chilled and downbeat I'm assuming. Anyone have any ideas?? Do people just stand and tap to the beat or are they a lot livelier than I think ???
shoot people?
It's over simplified, So what!

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you should just not go to the Rancid show.

then everybody wins!
Be a gentleman

That'll get you some respect.
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Depends on who you're seeing. If it's some lame puddin'-ass cornball, don't expect a good time. If it's some hard shit, go nuts. Some of the more alternative hip hop shows can get surprisingly lively, with stage dives and mosh pits and everything.

But you probably won't get any of that.
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Follow the group. Audience behavior can change from band to band within a genre, so just do whatever they/your friend is doing.
Grab some drinks and then find a nice girl whose booty you would like to press your junk against and the proceed to press your junk against said booty while performing a side-to-side motion with said booty-junk complex to the rhythm of the song.
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take a crap and throw it at whoever's on stage let them know they suck balls!
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That's exactly what I would be wondering if I were to attend a hip-hop concert. That's why I wouldn't.
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What do you do at a hiphop concert?

Listen to hiphop.
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Try and enjoy yourself. There's some pretty cool hip hop out there.

This. Just move with the music like you would at a rock concert, it's all in the hips/knees.

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