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fail
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#1
I'm stuck with my annoying, bossy, rude, manipulative 10-year-old cousin for a while.

She kept trying to repeatedly tackle me earlier and I finally had enough so I pushed her away gently with a single finger. She got all pouty, called me mean, and said if I wanted her to forgive me I better play dolls with her. Cuzin, pls.

She also likes to barge into my room without knocking, go through my stuff, and order me to do things, and if she has the time, bluntly make a rude comment about me.

How do some children get this retarded? It's not like I'm a stranger to kids. But this one makes my younger siblings look like angels.

Stupid kid stories and tips on dealing with stupid kids are appreciated.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
due 07
haaan
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#2
like this if you were born in the wrong generation!
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#4
Quote by due 07
like this if you were born in the wrong generation!

I think I would have fit in well in 1910. Apart from being colored.
fail
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#5
Quote by due 07
like this if you were born in the wrong generation!


'90s pride is in now, get with it
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
ErikLensherr
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#6
im 14 but i listen to led zeppelin megadeath metallica rolling stones pink floyd
GOOD MUSIC ISNT DEAD
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MinterMan22
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Join date: Nov 2007
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#7
you say justin beiber i say METALLICA
you say p!nk i say MEGADEATH
you say hana montana i say ACDC
you say rihanna i say GUNS AND ROSES
you say adel i say MEDEL!
Put Youre Horns Up Metal Heads!

\m/ satan 666
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lard::..
due 07
haaan
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#9
when i was born freddie mercury was already gone :-(
MinterMan22
only smells
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#10
i like all types of music except rap and country
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due 07
haaan
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#11
Quote by MinterMan22
you say justin beiber i say METALLICA
you say p!nk i say MEGADEATH
you say hana montana i say ACDC
you say rihanna i say GUNS AND ROSES
you say adel i say MEDEL!
Put Youre Horns Up Metal Heads!

\m/ satan 666

music like "skrillex" won't last FOR GENERATIONS. Jimi Hendrix is a musician who has stood the test of time and people still love his music. his music has lasted genertions this new shit is just a faze that will blow over in a couple years and your children will be like who tha fuck isskrillex and then somewhere along the line they'll here hendrix because his legendary music will last throughout the ages!
whywefight
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#13
SHARE DIS for the beatles

IGNORE for Justin Bieber!

99% of teens listen to bullshit pop.... like dis if you're not one of them!
MinterMan22
only smells
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#14
Quote by due 07
music like "skrillex" won't last FOR GENERATIONS. Jimi Hendrix is a musician who has stood the test of time and people still love his music. his music has lasted genertions this new shit is just a faze that will blow over in a couple years and your children will be like who tha fuck isskrillex and then somewhere along the line they'll here hendrix because his legendary music will last throughout the ages!

i just luv punk rock! sid vicious is such a good band!

billy joe armstrong

so hot

*faints* <3 :3
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Thrill-house
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#15
I have a cousin who used to act exactly like that. The most effective way to get him to calm down was to tell him that nobody likes to do anything with him when he's acting that way.
whywefight
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#16
Quote by Thrill-house
I have a cousin who used to act exactly like that. The most effective way to get him to calm down was to tell him that nobody likes to do anything with him when he's acting that way.


I prefer the method of punching them in the chode, myself.
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#17
\m/ COPY THIS TO YOUR SIG IF YOU WERE
-BORN IN THE BEST DECADE
-LISTEN TO THE BEST MUSIC
-WATCH THE BEST SHOWS

93% KIDS DON'T
I AM PART OF THE 7%

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#18
There are things that used to make me smile
One of them was you for just a little while
You left me for dead so far away
I replaced you with fear and shame
You'll be happy on the day I die

There are things that used to make me laugh
But now they're deeply buried in the past
I left them there so far away
Replaced my humor with my pain
I'll be happy on the day it dies

Remember when I said I love you
Well, forget it I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said

There are things that used to make you cry
One of them was me for just a little while
Why is it that you had to say
Goodbye in your special way
You slashed the tires on my car

Remember when I said I love you
Well, forget it I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said

Remember when I said I love you
Well, go ahead I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said
longneckdude
Cliff Lives
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#19
the only stupid kids I see are the ones posting this "like me if your cool" bs
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#20
Quote by fail
I'm stuck with my annoying, bossy, rude, manipulative 10-year-old cousin for a while.

She kept trying to repeatedly tackle me earlier and I finally had enough so I pushed her away gently with a single finger. She got all pouty, called me mean, and said if I wanted her to forgive me I better play dolls with her. Cuzin, pls.

She also likes to barge into my room without knocking, go through my stuff, and order me to do things, and if she has the time, bluntly make a rude comment about me.

How do some children get this retarded? It's not like I'm a stranger to kids. But this one makes my younger siblings look like angels.

Stupid kid stories and tips on dealing with stupid kids are appreciated.

After the stuff you do to them? Definitely not.
Avedas
yoloswag420
Join date: Nov 2007
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#21
Quote by fail


How do some children get this retarded? It's not like I'm a stranger to kids. But this one makes my younger siblings look like angels.


Parents.
Mudmen190
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#23
Wait a minute little backporch lady, why don't you cry, no, why don't you cry no mooooooo'!?
Wait a minute little backporch lady! Wait a minute little backporch, maybe I'm in love, Wait a minute little backporch lady! Why don't you cry, no, Why don't you cry no moooooooooo'!?
MakinLattes
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Join date: Mar 2007
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#24
You have to teach kids how to not be assholes because they don't know anything yet. So go do that.
MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
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#25
the dislike bar is bigger than justin beibers penis

rock music!
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purplexing
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#26
Quote by MinterMan22
you say justin beiber i say METALLICA
you say p!nk i say MEGADEATH
you say hana montana i say ACDC
you say rihanna i say GUNS AND ROSES
you say adel i say MEDEL!
Put Youre Horns Up Metal Heads!

\m/ satan 666




I remember seeing this all the time on youtube. But to be fair, I probably would have wrtitten the same thing when I was in elementary school.
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#27
im 13 and i like pink floyd im sorry for what my generation has dun to music
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W4RP1G
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#28
She may be annoying, but I bet she likes you.
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#30
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No love for the alk3 reference </3


You just introduced me to them, for what it's worth
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#31
Quote by fail
She kept trying to repeatedly tackle me earlier and I finally had enough so I pushed her away gently with a single finger. She got all pouty, called me mean, and said if I wanted her to forgive me I better play dolls with her. Cuzin, pls.


Maybe she just wanted you to play with her (I mean that with no dirty intentions)

She also likes to barge into my room without knocking, go through my stuff, and order me to do things, and if she has the time, bluntly make a rude comment about me.


What is the rude comment? And what does she order you to do?
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#33
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#34
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entity0009
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#35
LYK DIS NOWW AND B4 MIDNITE UR HONY WIL KISS U IF U DON'T LYK SHE WIL DlE :'(

But seriously, I always found the best way of stopping kids annoying you is to scare them. Make a low growling noise when they come close, and if they try to engage you in conversation eat their favourite stuffed animal.
MinterMan22
only smells
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#36
DONT READ THIS

find the n

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u will now be kissed by the girl of your dreams .. if u dont share tho she will come by at 4am and kill u
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#38
LIKE FOR BACON
COMMENT FOR BACON
SHARE FOR BACON

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JohnnyGenzale
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#40
the 'like bar' is bigger than Justin Bieber's penis.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash