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#45
Quote by PaulyVengeance
You lot are weird.


quoted for truth
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#46
This is the first time someone on the internet has ever asked to see my penis.

It pleases me a little, so of course I delivered.
Quote by element4433
One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

Quote by Seref
My genitals dangle limply in disgust and annoyance.
#51
Quote by Spaztikko
Do you scream in HorsedickScreams.WAV or HorsedickScreams.FLAC, ponyhomes?


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2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#52
Wow. I just got sent pics of some guy's dick. thread success.

Also, to METAL MAN - BRO WHAT THE **** THAT SHIT"S CREEPY
#53
FYI: METAL_MAN135 hasn't been circumcised, and can fit things down his shaft. I have photo proof.

FYI: Horsedick.MPEG isn't black.
#54
Quote by Vitor_vdp
I'm 19 years old, and got circumcised one day before my 19th birthday.

Also, my mother has an extra rib.

So I'm guessing..... no birthday sex??
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

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1st: Most Pretentious User
#55
You all....
Jesus....

I...No words.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#57
Quote by cornmancer
I just shat blood, as I do almost every day for the last week or so.


You should probably get to a hospital.
#58
I learned that Horsedick.MPEG really has a STRAW for a dick!
HEY
Do you like anime/manga?
PM me about buying the graphic novels I'm trying to sell
#60
Quote by FoolOnThePlanet
I learned that Horsedick.MPEG really has a STRAW for a dick!


My momma was on acne medication!
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#63
What. The. ****. Is. Going. On. Here.
Edit: no pics please. I'd rather not see that. Ever.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
#65
homersimpsonbushes.gif

What the ****
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#66
Quote by Thrill-house
Hitler was a nazi.


But... but i thought Hitler was an atheist..... Oh right, he was a nazi..... i keep confusing the two.....


OT: Obama's middle name is Hussein, just like Saddam Hussein, and Obama sounds very similar to Osama, as in Osama Bin Laden.

And he is an atheist muslim who hates god and wants to destroy jobs in America.

And he did drugs when he was young, and his mama was a porn star.


Do you want that as your president?

Still better than Romney though....
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#67
Quote by METAL_MAN135
I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.


inb4 Chuck Palahniuk

Quote by vayne92
No..


Homo..


Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#68
Guys I have links. He stuck a pen down, this weird metal thing that's kinda like a letter opener crossed with a toothpick, and then I stopped.
#69
Wut
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
#71
Quote by Momentosis
Sean is the meanest person on this forum.

Debatable.

Quote by METAL_MAN135
I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.

Y r there no pics in my inbox how am I supposed to fap now.
#72
Quote by slash_GNR666

it's so stupid when the text covers the face of the character in a macro like that

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#73
"Send me pics of you putting stuff in your dick please"


"OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THESE PICS JESUS SICKO OH GAWD"
#75
I'm going to regret this.


I want pics.


Ready to tear my eyes out
Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
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Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#76
that ron jeremy has the secret to make my dick grow 7 more inches




#77
I found child porn on my friends computer. Only me, him (the friend whose family computer it was on) and another friend that was sitting next to me when I found it know about it. I've never even told my best friend. Me and the other guy found it while we were on his computer at a party and we just didn't say anything to anyone else about it until we could ask the friend who owned the computer about it. I said the filename out loud to him to see if there was any reaction and there wasn't any so I asked him to check it out when he got home. He came back the next day and we talked about it and he said he reckoned it was his Dad's. I believe him because his Dad is notorious for casually looking at porn while people are around. But yeah, it's gotta suck for him, knowing that your dad is a pedophile.
#79
Quote by devourke
I found child porn on my friends computer. Only me, him (the friend whose family computer it was on) and another friend that was sitting next to me when I found it know about it. I've never even told my best friend. Me and the other guy found it while we were on his computer at a party and we just didn't say anything to anyone else about it until we could ask the friend who owned the computer about it. I said the filename out loud to him to see if there was any reaction and there wasn't any so I asked him to check it out when he got home. He came back the next day and we talked about it and he said he reckoned it was his Dad's. I believe him because his Dad is notorious for casually looking at porn while people are around. But yeah, it's gotta suck for him, knowing that your dad is a pedophile.


That is the most socially awkward situation I have ever heard of.
#80
God damnit my roommates votes are in and we must bite. PM me the pics metal man...
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Last edited by Dreaminmusic at Oct 11, 2012,