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Vintage024
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#1
Yo pit. I'd love to hear your take on this.

So Satan appeared to Eve as a taking snake,

A talking animal is a mirical right?

If satan is capable of performing a miricle, then how do we know all miricals aren't just satan?

How do we know its not just satan "answering" "our Prayers"

That's just a thought i have. I would love to hear some people's thoughts about it.

Don't be a smart-ass.
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#2
Quote by Vintage024
Yo pit. I'd love to hear your take on this.

So Satan appeared to Eve as a taking snake,

A talking animal is a mirical right?

If satan is capable of performing a miricle, then how do we know all miricals aren't just satan?

How do we know its not just satan "answering" "our Prayers"

That's just a thought i have. I would love to hear some people's thoughts about it.

Don't be a smart-ass.


It is very hard to not be a smart-ass when there is a dozen different spellings of the word "Miracle" in one single post.
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I won't be a smartass about this if you stop being a dumbass about it.
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This could have been a funny troll thread, but you went ahead and serious'd.

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God does it: miracle

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There's no empiracle evidence that satan exists at all


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I'm kinda high and what the hell is going on there?
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#10
I made a potato into fries. Now, the process of turning a potato into fries is frying them, right?

So what if every time I fry something, I'm using a potato?
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I made a potato into fries. Now, the process of turning a potato into fries is frying them, right?

So what if every time I fry something, I'm using a potato?

The Irish would have never had a potato famine if they just tried frying things to turn them into potatoes.
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Vintage024
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O.K. I still haven't heard any intelligent responses, I know this is an out of nowhere post.. I just wanted to get some perspective on different things.
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You can turn potatoes into chips but you cant turn chips into potatoes therefor santa does not exist
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Quote by Vintage024
O.K. I still haven't heard any intelligent responses...


You've been here almost 10 years and you still expect this????
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Guitar pro, let's hear your thoughts
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Here's a better question - If God is all-forgiving, why can't God forgive Lucifer?
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As God, the angels can preform what we call miracles. Lucifer was the highest angel, so there's your explanation.
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#23
OK. I like you're style. so if angels can perform miricals, how do we know, then, that it's not actually Satan answering our prayers? He's the sneakiest most horrible son of a bitch isn't he? You see what I'm saying?
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#24
Quote by Vintage024
Yo pit. I'd love to hear your take on this.

So Satan appeared to Eve as a taking snake,

A talking animal is a mirical right?

If satan is capable of performing a miricle, then how do we know all miricals aren't just satan?

How do we know its not just satan "answering" "our Prayers"

That's just a thought i have. I would love to hear some people's thoughts about it.

Don't be a smart-ass.


God, Satan, talking snakes, miracles, answered prayers: they're all just voices in people's heads.
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Quote by Vintage024
OK. I like you're style. so if angels can perform miricals, how do we know, then, that it's not actually Satan answering our prayers? He's the sneakiest most horrible son of a bitch isn't he? You see what I'm saying?

Why would something evil want to give you joy? And then not even let you know it was him?

This thread is preposterous.
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Quote by Vintage024
O.K. I still haven't heard any intelligent responses, I know this is an out of nowhere post.. I just wanted to get some perspective on different things.

The intelligence of responses is directly linked to the intelligence of the questions.
Here's a graph illustrating the concept:


I hope that helps.
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I'm not a Satanist, I just love to play on the fact that everyone gets so offended by it.
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I liked Anne Rices story of the devil that once was an angel who critizised gods plan of evolution and got banned to earth/hell. God gave him the task to help the lost and confused souls of the dead to accept what happened and get into heaven.

So god and satan is just the same breed :p


I'm against religions but some stories about all that crap are pretty cool
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#30
Quote by mulefish



The intelligence of responses is directly linked to the intelligence of the questions.
Here's a graph illustrating the concept:


I hope that helps.

"inteliigence of responses"
great place to make a mistake.
And your graph only goes up to 10. 10 intelligences is not enough
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Quote by PrimitiveGuitar
"inteliigence of responses"
great place to make a mistake.
And your graph only goes up to 10. 10 intelligences is not enough

lol this guy doesn't know how to spell inteliigence loool. Go back to school, kid.
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God is pretty lazy. The Universe is just a game of The Sims that God got bored of 13 billion years ago.

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Here's a better question - If God is all-forgiving, why can't God forgive Lucifer?


Lucifer had sex with Mrs God.
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Lucifer had sex with Mrs God.

Is that why jesus was black? I finally understand the reasoning of the KKK now. Jesus was the son of satan.
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Quote by lambofgod127
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#36
Quote by Vintage024
Yo pit. I'd love to hear your take on this.

So Satan appeared to Eve as a taking snake,

A talking animal is a mirical right?

If satan is capable of performing a miricle, then how do we know all miricals aren't just satan?

How do we know its not just satan "answering" "our Prayers"

That's just a thought i have. I would love to hear some people's thoughts about it.

Don't be a smart-ass.


Problem.

The snake in the story of Adam and Eve isn't Satan.
In imagery it's always depicted as a typical serpent, but in the the story, when he tempts Eve with the 'forbidden fruit' he is considered as "more wise than any beast of the field" and actualy has legs. Eve blames the serpent for seducing her to disobedience ("The serpent beguiled me and I ate"). God then curses the serpent which was also considered as "above all animals," causing it to lose its legs and be hated by the human race.

At the time, Satan was still supposedly working for God. In the Book of Job, which comes much later in the whole Biblical story of humanity, Satan (or 'Ha-Satan' as he was then called, which means "the opposer") is depicted as a member of the divine 'Council of El'/'Sons of God', who are depicted as subservient to God. At the beginning of the book, Job is a good person "who feared God and turned away from evil" (Job 1:1), and has therefore been rewarded by God. When the Divine Council meets, God informs Ha-Satan about Job's blameless, morally upright character. Ha-Satan points out that God has given Job everything that a man could want, so of course Job would be loyal to God, but Ha-Satan says that if all Job has been given, even his health, were to be taken away from him, his faith in God would collapse. God therefore grants ha-Satan the chance to test Job. Due to this, it has been interpreted that Ha-Satan is under God's control and cannot act without God's permission.

The confusion comes from Satan's role when he was an agent of God, he was charged by God to tempt humans and to report back to God all who go against God's decrees. The serpent also 'tempts' Eve but we know that they are different entities because God punishes the snake for tempting Eve, which he obviously wouldn't do if it was just Satan doing what God had ordered him to do.

Also, sorry for being a smart ass.
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Quote by devourke
Is that why jesus was black? I finally understand the reasoning of the KKK now. Jesus was the son of satan.


Yep, then God claimed him as his own, thus the Christian Religion is based on the son of Satan's teachings.

He's a bit like Loki from Thor.

And the burning bush? That's pretty sinister.

Sorry Christians.
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Quote by Vintage024
O.K. I still haven't heard any intelligent responses, I know this is an out of nowhere post.. I just wanted to get some perspective on different things.

"intelligent" and "beliefs" don't belong in the same sentence.
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"intelligent" and "beliefs" don't belong in the same sentence.
So I take it you don't 'believe' in 'intelligence' then?