slapsymcdougal
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Join date: Nov 2011
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#2
It sees into the very depths of my soul.
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Kensai
49ers
Join date: Jul 2006
90 IQ
#5
Marine biologists couldn't immediately identify which species of sea creature would be associated with the eye, but researchers will use genetic testing if necessary to solve the mystery, said Carli Segelson, a spokeswoman for the commission. "I shouldn't say this, but they may be able to eyeball it," she told me today.

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Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
30 IQ
#6
Quote by slapsymcdougal
It sees into the very depths of my soul.

You're Scottish. You have no soul.
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JustRooster
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Join date: Jan 2005
514 IQ
#7
Squid eyes easily get that big. And Cephalopods usually have the conical eye shape like that.


EDIT: Also, if it's from a squid the eye would have been likely to have expanded due to the fact that it's used to 4 or 5 times the atmospheric pressure at normal large squid depths. The eye inside the actual squid could hypothetically have been 75% that size.

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Last edited by JustRooster at Oct 12, 2012,
slapsymcdougal
UnBanned
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250 IQ
#8
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You're Scottish. You have no soul.

It's only gingers who have no soul.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
King Of Suede
UG's Unicycling Bassist
Join date: Mar 2007
304 IQ
#9
Quote by JackalUK
It will be from a whale most likely.

My initial thoughts.
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Burgery
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Join date: Nov 2009
81 IQ
#10
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
181 IQ
#12
It looks like my husband's...


ONE EYED MONSTER.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


J-Dawg158
UG's Resident Dhampyr
Join date: Nov 2008
30 IQ
#14
Quote by Rockford_rocks
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE ONE-EYED WHALE


AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW

AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE... ... ... HOLE!!!
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Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
30 IQ
#15
Quote by Trowzaa
It looks like my husband's...


ONE EYED MONSTER.

They probably make a salve for that.
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muffinduck01
UG's BBW Lover
Join date: Feb 2009
61 IQ
#16
In a related story, Cthulhu has been seen sporting an eye patch.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
StreetLight3989
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2007
100 IQ
#17
Most disturbing thing I've seen in a while. I don't know why it makes me so uneasy.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
Wolfinator-x
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Join date: Apr 2007
355 IQ
#19
Quote by JustRooster
Also, if it's from a squid the eye would have been likely to have expanded due to the fact that it's used to 4 or 5 times the atmospheric pressure at normal large squid depths. The eye inside the actual squid could hypothetically have been 75% that size.
Maybe it was a baby. Or a midget.
entity0009
UG's Null.
Join date: Nov 2008
56 IQ
#20
I read the article title as "Giant eyeball found on beach, posing mysteriously for marine biologists"

Oh baby, come closer and whisper into my iris.
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
164 IQ
#21
Quote by Rockford_rocks
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE ONE-EYED WHALE




jambi_mantra
Is actually English
Join date: Dec 2006
50 IQ
#23


So, Sauron has returned...
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


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TheTee56
UG'S Banana Saviour
Join date: Feb 2011
705 IQ
#24
I know what it's from.

Hint: It's yellow.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


slapsymcdougal
UnBanned
Join date: Nov 2011
250 IQ
#25
Quote by TheTee56
I know what it's from.

Hint: It's yellow.

More orange than yellow, really.
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Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
30 IQ
#29
It's beautiful!
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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