Kensai
49ers
Join date: Jul 2006
4,147 IQ
#5
Marine biologists couldn't immediately identify which species of sea creature would be associated with the eye, but researchers will use genetic testing if necessary to solve the mystery, said Carli Segelson, a spokeswoman for the commission. "I shouldn't say this, but they may be able to eyeball it," she told me today.

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Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#6
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It sees into the very depths of my soul.

You're Scottish. You have no soul.
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JustRooster
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#7
Squid eyes easily get that big. And Cephalopods usually have the conical eye shape like that.


EDIT: Also, if it's from a squid the eye would have been likely to have expanded due to the fact that it's used to 4 or 5 times the atmospheric pressure at normal large squid depths. The eye inside the actual squid could hypothetically have been 75% that size.

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Last edited by JustRooster at Oct 12, 2012,
slapsymcdougal
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#8
Quote by Jackal58
You're Scottish. You have no soul.

It's only gingers who have no soul.
King Of Suede
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873 IQ
#9
Quote by JackalUK
It will be from a whale most likely.

My initial thoughts.
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#10
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Rockford_rocks
Z -> v -> ^+A
Join date: Apr 2006
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#11
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE ONE-EYED WHALE
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#12
It looks like my husband's...


ONE EYED MONSTER.
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J-Dawg158
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#14
Quote by Rockford_rocks
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WHEN YOU SEE THE ONE-EYED WHALE


AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW

AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE... ... ... HOLE!!!
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Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#15
Quote by Trowzaa
It looks like my husband's...


ONE EYED MONSTER.

They probably make a salve for that.
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muffinduck01
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192 IQ
#16
In a related story, Cthulhu has been seen sporting an eye patch.
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StreetLight3989
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2007
1,950 IQ
#17
Most disturbing thing I've seen in a while. I don't know why it makes me so uneasy.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#18
I'd find a way to preserve it and keep it on my desk. So sick looking.
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
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#19
Quote by JustRooster
Also, if it's from a squid the eye would have been likely to have expanded due to the fact that it's used to 4 or 5 times the atmospheric pressure at normal large squid depths. The eye inside the actual squid could hypothetically have been 75% that size.
Maybe it was a baby. Or a midget.
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entity0009
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#20
I read the article title as "Giant eyeball found on beach, posing mysteriously for marine biologists"

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#21
Quote by Rockford_rocks
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WHEN YOU SEE THE ONE-EYED WHALE




jambi_mantra
Is actually English
Join date: Dec 2006
740 IQ
#23


So, Sauron has returned...
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TheTee56
UG'S Banana Saviour
Join date: Feb 2011
785 IQ
#24
I know what it's from.

Hint: It's yellow.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


slapsymcdougal
Banned
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#25
Quote by TheTee56
I know what it's from.

Hint: It's yellow.

More orange than yellow, really.
Jackal58
Pit Daddy
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#29
It's beautiful!
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