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#41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVeMiVU77wo At about 2:45 it says 'Please don’t go, I’ll eat you whole.' I heard it as 'Please don't go, I need you home' and i prefer my version now. Great song as well....
You know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old.
#45
Cherub Rock chorus: "Who wants, who needs/As long as there's some money/Who walks behind me" is what I thought it said. What it really says is "Who wants honey/As long as there's some money/Who wants the honey". When I found out what it actually said I thought it was incredibly stupid
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#47
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"and big 30 foot smurfs"

many people think that's the lined. the demo version came up on my ipod. realized it's "30 foot smirks" makes way more sense. but way more fun the other way. although i think it's gone the way of "don't bring me down, bruce" where so many people thought it was the wrong thing so they just changed it to that permanently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHPkLuVBQ1Y

Good old Presidents... But yeah it almost certainly sounds like Smurfs in that version.

I thought it was maybe a reference to those big floats in that New York parade.

#48
Neil Young - Thrasher. "Just another line in the field of time" is the correct ones.

I'd like it to be "Just another mind in the field of time". Much better imo.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#49
In "Nearly lost you" by Screaming Trees I always thought that Mark Lanegan says "I nearly lost you there while I was jerkin' off somewhere". I guess he really says "I nearly lost you there while I was goin' off somewhere". The incorrect version is much funnier.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#50
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Cherub Rock chorus: "Who wants, who needs/As long as there's some money/Who walks behind me" is what I thought it said. What it really says is "Who wants honey/As long as there's some money/Who wants the honey". When I found out what it actually said I thought it was incredibly stupid



Not surprising since we are talking about Billy Corgan.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#52
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Still the greatest misheard lyrics video. IMO

http://youtu.be/NzQWLSYxa90


The one for "Black" by Pearl Jam is sooo much better.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#53
In high school, my main group of friends had this one guy who was a total bro, but a metal fan. We had a lot of fun beaking him for it, since he'd get pissy.

Anyways, there was this one Metallica song he was listening to. off And Justice For All I think. Anyways, in one bit it goes "Innocence, torn from me... etc etc". For some reason I heard it quite clearly as "Anal Sex, torn from me". Oh my god, so many laughs were had.
#56
"I'm wearing all my favorite pants, pants, pants, pants".
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#57
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at about 55 seconds, the line is "We run on the fumes of injustice."

I always heard it as "We run on the fumes of angel's dust"

I think it's a better line my way

lol, I always thought that's what the line was. Thanks for ruining it.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#58
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

Actual lyric: "Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage"

What I heard: "Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a negro in a cage"

I don't think, in this case, my understanding is better than the original..
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#59
Someone in youtube brought up that the first line in Tesseract's "Acceptance (Concealing Fate Pt 1)" sounds like, "Nooooo!!! Show your ass!!!"

...I can never hear that song without thinking about it.

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Quoting yourself is cool.


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#60
glad to see you go by the ramones

original line "gonna take a chance on her"
what i thought "gonna blow my jizz on her"

after a while i thought it went to "gonna take a jizz/piss on her"

i thought it was a line about hate****ing or something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqCcpZ_LzXM




Last edited by MinterMan22 at Oct 15, 2012,
#61
I originally mistook "I hear what you say, can I get a little action round here" for "I hear what you make, can I get a little lunch around here".

I believe mine is a significant improvement.
#62
Quote by WCPhils
lol, I always thought that's what the line was. Thanks for ruining it.

Sowwee. It really would be better the other way too
Last edited by TheChaz at Oct 15, 2012,
#63
Quote by TheChaz
Sowwee. It really would be better the other way too

Yep.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#64
It'd be a shit lyric either way, sounds like something an 8th grader would pen while being forced to make a shitty poem for english class or something
#65
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUyVWgZ9i2Y

At about 4:30. What I heard "The glory of the gods is put out like a retard in the water."
In actually it's "like a reed torch."
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#66
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In Symphony of Destruction, I always misheard 'you try to take his pulse' as 'you tried to take his balls'
And when I listened to it the first time, my reaction was, well.. wtf?

Wait that isn't the lyric?! I've been listening to that song for years and I never realized that
#67
Slipknot's Psychosocial. Middle of the first verse I knew it was wrong, but it sounded like," The reckoning, the sickening,black-eyed chicks a virgin " and it's really- "The reckoning, the sickening, Back at you, subversion " I lol'd.

#68
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It'd be a shit lyric either way, sounds like something an 8th grader would pen while being forced to make a shitty poem for english class or something

Eh, feck ya.
#69
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#70
Bob Dylan, Isis:

"I cursed her one time then I rode on ahead"; or
"I cursed her one time then I wrote on her head".
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


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#71
In 2 songs I've always missheard the lyrics

one is Money for Nothing from the Dire Straighs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0

At 1:14 when it says "money is for nothing if there tips for free" I hear "money is for nothing if there tits for free"


the other one is Winter Dreams from Accept

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_YdeVE50Zk

in 3:21 it says "the world seems so clear, like a wonderful diamond" but I heard "the world seems so clear, like a woman's vagina"
#72
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Lamb of god's "contractor".
What I (and everyone in the YouTube comment section) heard: "CARROT-****ING-CAKE!"
Real lyrics: "Guaran-****ing-teed"

If you listen to Descending, it sounds like he says:

THE PIZZA SAAAAUUUUUCE! THE PIZZZA

Real lyrics: [....] the pieces of/the pieces of [..]
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#74
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Money for Nothing from the Dire Straighs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0

At 1:14 when it says "money is for nothing if there tips for free" I hear "money is for nothing if there tits for free"

I always thought that part went like "money for nothing and your chicks for free"

And in Sound of Music, I heard "sew, a needle pulling thread" from Do Re Mi as "so, I need a pulling thread."
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#75
Pathetic - Lamb of God

Pathetic
Wasted
Soulless
Compromised


Instead of 'compromised' I heard 'corporate minds'.

Pantera - This Love

No more head-trips

My friend thought it was 'hatred', not 'head-trips'. I kinda like hatred more.
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#76
The darkness - love is only a feeling

original line: love is only a feeling
misheard line: the love is sewn in your feet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGPyUSVtpZM
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the red strokes - garth brooks
original line: the red strokes, passions uncaged, thundering moments of tenderless rage


misheard line: the restrooms, passions of gays, thundering mormons of tenderless rape


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GxFXGm5Va4
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#77
pretty much, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDY404lC_nI
No idea what the hell they are saying, if anything, but everytime I hear that song in the movie, similar words come to mind.
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#78
Gaslight anthem's film noir

I thought it was 'You've got Monroe hips, those poison lips and eyes'
It's actually knives and not eyes. Eyes is better dammit.
#79
Quote by beer bear
Gaslight anthem's film noir

I thought it was 'You've got Monroe hips, those poison lips and eyes'
It's actually knives and not eyes. Eyes is better dammit.

i always thought it was eyes too.. now that i listen to it i hear the knives though. i liked it the other way too


in the libertines the delaney i always thought the chorus said baby baby baby i just don't care instead of maybe.. i don't really give a shit it's alright either way. i just can't understand a ****ing word pete doherty says in that song apart from NONONO YEAYEAYEA




#80
Leader of Men, the last stanza says; "Someway, somehow the things that keep me alive aren't living here anymore."

I thought it was "the things that keep me alive are killing me even more" which I think is a much better line.