DaleZ93
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Join date: Sep 2011
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#1
What are your first world problems? Thats the question and for those who don't know, first world problems are just as they sound. Stupid thing most of us in the modern world find troubling or displeasing. Here are some.

Mine has to be when I can't find the whole album on youtube.
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To quote some influential person in my life: MODES AND SCALES ARE DUMB AND USELESS.

Although, they make great exercise tools. For warming up.
That's going to end up quoted in someone's sig.
adamgur96
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#2
You're a tool TS
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supersac
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#4
im in alot of debt and on the verge of dropping out of school becasue i cant afford it becasue finding and keeping a job is difficult especially when your an undocumented student and you cant afford the work permit
DaleZ93
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#5
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Not everyone here is from the "first world."

I never said that. Though, usually if you're leisurely using a computer you're in a first world country. I'm not trying to offend anyone.
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To quote some influential person in my life: MODES AND SCALES ARE DUMB AND USELESS.

Although, they make great exercise tools. For warming up.
That's going to end up quoted in someone's sig.
KorYi
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#6
Quote by DaleZ93
Mine has to be when I can't find the whole album on youtube.


why would you even want to do that? -.-
chev311e
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#7
I just got back to my place and was extremely pissed off that the people that my roommate had over drank all my alcohol. Realized that I was too pissed off though, and that I'll ask him tomorrow to buy me some more. Now if he says 'no', then I'll be furious.
Carnivean
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#8
You know what the problem with 'first world problems' is? It's that the term mocks each and every time someone in a first world country complains about something. It's ****ing retarded.
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DaleZ93
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#9
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why would you even want to do that? -.-

To listen (until I purchase) because downloading takes too long - first world problem.
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To quote some influential person in my life: MODES AND SCALES ARE DUMB AND USELESS.

Although, they make great exercise tools. For warming up.
That's going to end up quoted in someone's sig.
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Please, call me Pig.
Join date: May 2010
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#10
Quote by DaleZ93
To listen (until I purchase) because downloading takes too long - first world problem.

Get better internet
DaleZ93
Executive Hobo
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#11
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Get better internet

I have fast internet, I'm just lazy.
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To quote some influential person in my life: MODES AND SCALES ARE DUMB AND USELESS.

Although, they make great exercise tools. For warming up.
That's going to end up quoted in someone's sig.
devourke
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#13
Quote by TunerAddict
Not everyone here is from the "first world."

Poor australians
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You know what the problem with 'first world problems' is? It's that the term mocks each and every time someone in a first world country complains about something. It's ****ing retarded.

Not each and every time. Just when they have tiny insignificant problems, like the one you have with this thread.
AKnownHardman
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#14
You can't lie on your side with earphones in, when your listening to music before bed.
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#16
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Have to deal with shit threads all the time

People don't post enough and you keep refreshing the page for nothing
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#17
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Poor australians





Sincerely,
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BottleOfSmoke
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#18
I'm tired as hell but I'm too lazy to go to bed. Plus I have to take a shit. Really... what a ****ing pain in the ass.


Oh and I'll post this here, for Kensai:

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There is a girl in my night class that seems to be really into me, though. Too bad she has the same name as my sister...
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#20
Quote by Carnivean
You know what the problem with 'first world problems' is? It's that the term mocks each and every time someone in a first world country complains about something. It's ****ing retarded.

first world problem: why cant the ****ing broncos beat anyone? wtf man?
Gary.Blizzard
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#22
I'm having trouble getting good reception on my iPhone lately, seems to only work when I'm getting pales of filthy water for my tribe from a nearby lake.

On a serious note, the term is my problem - it's like a guilt trip into making people that aren't dying in a poor country feel bad about not dying in a poor country.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
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#23
Quote by DaleZ93
Though, usually if you're leisurely using a computer you're in a first world country.


How do you figure that? There are hundreds of regular posters on this site that are not from first world countries. The site isn't even running from out of a first world country (Russia is a second world country, IIRC). And at the same time there are quite a number of people in first world countries that don't have access to computers at their leisure.
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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#24
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naedauuf
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#25
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I have to take a shit.



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what a ****ing pain in the ass.


I think you're doing it wrong bro. More fiber.
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Naedauuf for president people.


adamgur96
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#26
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I think you're doing it wrong bro. More fiber.


I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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rabidguitarist
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#27
Idiotic thread.

There are many many problems in the 'first world' that aren't there in the 'third'.

People in America who have a terminal illness will die if they can't afford health insurance, and in the UK, if you can't afford private care then you'll be waiting months at a time for treatment.

In India, you can get an appointment within the same hour, and if you have no money then you would probably be able to still find a highly skilled doctor who would accept a payment in vegetables or whatever you might happen to have a surplus of.

If you have a pulse then you can find a job in India. Instead of assigning everything to a particular company who controls who does what and tries to save as much money as possible by having as little employees as possible, there is a corner for everyone. If you have no education, can't read or are disabled, it's easy to get a job as a cleaner or a shop attendant or something similar, when it would be incredibly difficult to find youself employment in Europe or the USA.

Why do you think the economies of countries like India and Mexico are growing at such a huge rate in comparison to the 'first world'? The system is flexible and accommodating, rather than bent on its own dog-eat-dog survival.

Quote by DaleZ93
I never said that. Though, usually if you're leisurely using a computer you're in a first world country. I'm not trying to offend anyone.

That's bollocks! Where do you think computers are made?

It takes about one week to get your internet activated in Liverpool. In Jaipur? Takes one hour. Fibre optic broadband is pretty easy to get and standard in some cities.

Educate yourself.
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Kensai
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Join date: Jul 2006
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#29
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Oh and I'll post this here, for Kensai:

That seems like a problem anywhere in the world

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first world problem: why cant the ****ing broncos beat anyone? wtf man?

Because they're the Broncos...
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Neo Evil11
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Join date: Feb 2006
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#31
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inb4 amanda todd

That is cruel man.

She wasn't that much of a problem.
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Carnivean
UG Board King
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#32
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first world problem: why cant the ****ing broncos beat anyone? wtf man?


You bitch.
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Pagan_Poetry
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#34
Is it just me, or do many people just think that first world countries are rich countries?
I also love how no one ever mentions second world countries, as if first and third are the only kind that exist...
Saint78
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#35
I don't think we've ever had this thread before.
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Redsectoreh
not blue
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#36
When the guy ahead of me in the convenience store holds up the line to cash in his 17 lottery tickets.