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cornmancer
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#1
And the toilet is filled with poo. Your poo, I hope. What do you do? Dive for it? Leave it? Take a leak? How, oh how is one to respond to such a situation, dear Pit?

Just to clarify, this didn't happen to me, but every time I play Jetpack Joyride on the can, I have to go through this in my head.
WCPhils
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#3
Quote by cornmancer
And the toilet is filled with poo. Your poo, I hope. What do you do? Dive for it? Leave it? Take a leak? How, oh how is one to respond to such a situation, dear Pit?

Just to clarify, this didn't happen to me, but every time I play Jetpack Joyride on the can, I have to go through this in my head.

Just responding because Jetpack Joyride is the best game to play on the can.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Andrea55
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#4
I don't take my phone with me in the can. Also I don't have a cell phone.
Wolfinator-x
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#5
My poo? Knowing my diet you'd have to call in the hazmat team.
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#6
Well I don't take my electronic into the bathroom. I don't take that long anyway.

If I were to be in this situation, I'd wrap my hand in toilet paper and go get it. It's already wet so I'll wash it. I don't want a poopy phone. Then try to dry it.
Obsceneairwaves
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#7
I'd try to grab it with my mouth
It's over simplified, So what!

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WCPhils
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#8
My phone wouldn't fit down the drain so I would probably flush first.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Bob_Sacamano
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#9
I would grab it, dry it, make sure the incident isn't visible or smellable and pretend it never happened. I'd also laugh uncontrollably to myself whenever someone uses it. This is all assuming it works which is unlikely.
DisarmGoliath
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#10
Plastic bag -> Place hand in big, like a mitten -> Pick up phone and drop in sink -> Wash crap off phone -> Take off bag, turning it inside out -> Throw away bag.


Seriously, do none of you own/have looked after a dog in a populated area?
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#11
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I'd try to grab it with my mouth

No better time for bobbing for apples practice.
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#12
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Plastic bag -> Place hand in big, like a mitten -> Pick up phone and drop in sink -> Wash crap off phone -> Take off bag, turning it inside out -> Throw away bag.


Seriously, do none of you own/have looked after a dog in a populated area?

This is the best advice. And funny!!!
Bladez22
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#13
I would cry, then fish it out, then scrub myself down in the shower

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#14
This scenario is always a big fear for me. I don't know what I would do. Maybe call Ghostbusters?
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cornmancer
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#15
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Is suicide an option?

Only if you can do it with the things in your bathroom. Bonus points if it involves poo.
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Just responding because Jetpack Joyride is the best game to play on the can.

I know right. It's the perfect length, especially for the more laborious poo.
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Plastic bag -> Place hand in big, like a mitten -> Pick up phone and drop in sink -> Wash crap off phone -> Take off bag, turning it inside out -> Throw away bag.


Seriously, do none of you own/have looked after a dog in a populated area?

I only carry the plastic bag so I don't look like a jerk. Lord knows I don't touch that shit.
And in my house the plastic bags are pretty far from the bathroom. I'm worried the phone would die in the time it would take me to run to the laundry room to get one, especially since my panicked rushing would excite my dogs who would think I'm playing.

I just remembered the doberman has eaten poo on two occasions where someone forgot to flush. This could be valuable.
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#16
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#17
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EXACTLY!

We'll definitely have all the women once we win the apple bobbing competition!
It's over simplified, So what!

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cornmancer
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#18
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I would grab it, dry it, make sure the incident isn't visible or smellable and pretend it never happened. I'd also laugh uncontrollably to myself whenever someone uses it. This is all assuming it works which is unlikely.

This adds a whole other dimension to it. What if your lady friend or mom or someone else I assume you like needed to borrow your phone? How long after the incident should you be obligated to tell them?
But for anyone I don't like I'd be trying to contrive reasons to get them to call someone with my phone for like the next week.
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#19
Quote by cornmancer
This adds a whole other dimension to it. What if your lady friend or mom or someone else I assume you like needed to borrow your phone? How long after the incident should you be obligated to tell them?
But for anyone I don't like I'd be trying to contrive reasons to get them to call someone with my phone for like the next week.


Do you think they would get pink eye from it?
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#21
Where is the poll?
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#22
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That's what she said.
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#23
I would ignore the size and weight of my balls, and reach in and grab it (the phone, that is. not the poo).
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#24
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Where is the poll?

What would this poll even entail? I can't think of all the possible options for your panicked mind to come up with.
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#26
See, this is why I always set my phone off to the side.
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#27
don't own a cell phone, and don't really plan on buying one soon lol

I've got a 50 a month data and unlimited text and call plan though, fuark
Mistress_Ibanez
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#28
Based on three years working for a mobile phone shop, the only logical answer is clearly to take it into a shop, place it in the salesperson's hand, and fail to mention the cause of the 'water damage' until the end of the transaction.

Seriously, there isn't enough antibacterial hand gel in the world.
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#29
My phone is a cheap piece of junk. So I'd just get a new phone.
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#30
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Based on three years working for a mobile phone shop, the only logical answer is clearly to take it into a shop, place it in the salesperson's hand, and fail to mention the cause of the 'water damage' until the end of the transaction.

Seriously, there isn't enough antibacterial hand gel in the world.

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#31
This happened to me once. I manned up and fished it out. Then I sold it on eBay.
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#32
I'd stick my hand down there
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#33
Call it. How many other times will I get the chance to hear the Seinfeld theme song being played under water?
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#34
A few years back my little cousin who was about 8, had about £5 of change in his pocket and somehow it ended up in the toilet along side a massive turd.

In the end my uncle tried getting the money out of the poop with a fishing net, the stench was foul, he was swearing his head of trying to get it out and me and my older cousin were crying laughing which made my uncle even more angry.

He was raging yelling stuff like ' STOP LAUGHING !!! It's not funny it's disgusting ' just sat there fishing around with the net, was hilarious.

One time my glasses fell out of the pouch on my hoodie and into the bowl, I just got them out and give them a clean
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SlackerBabbath
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#35
Quote by JayCartay
This happened to me once. I manned up and fished it out.


Me too.
C'mon, it's my poo. It's just come from inside my body. The way I see it, having it on my hands is no worse than having it inside me, at least I can easily wash it off my hands
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#36
It wouldnt drop in the toilet, because I am not a fucking idiot.

Jesus christ do you lack thumbs or something?
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SlackerBabbath
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#37
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It wouldnt drop in the toilet, because I am not a fucking idiot.

Jesus christ do you lack thumbs or something?

Mine fell out of my hoodie's pocket as I was standing up.
METAL_MAN135
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#38
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Mine fell out of my hoodie's pocket as I was standing up.

Thats why you put it in your underpants until you are in a position to put it safely in a pocket.

Or you know, hold on to it while pulling up your pants? Use those aforementioned thumbs?

Maybe I just get too emotionally attached to my stuff.
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#39
Runny or solids? I'd get it with a surgical glove or bag and then bin it.
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#40
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Thats why you put it in your underpants until you are in a position to put it safely in a pocket.

Or you know, hold on to it while pulling up your pants? Use those aforementioned thumbs?

I normally do, unless of course I've forgotten that I had it in my hoodie pocket, in which case I obviously don't.