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#41
Quote by Xiaoxi
How come they didn't ask me to be in these?

Cuz small dick and weak body.
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#42
Fuck you guys. You don't know me.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#43
Quote by Xiaoxi
How come they didn't ask me to be in these?

They're trying to attract people to the museum not scare them away.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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#45
Quote by whywefight
These are the worst puns I've ever wien.

Yeah, they just force themselves in there too much.
#46
stickying this thread for myself just for the penile puns.
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#47
How could they call nudity offensive? If people find it offensive, why isn't Michelangelo's David covered up?
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#48
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
How could they call nudity offensive? If people find it offensive, why isn't Michelangelo's David covered up?

Because his penis is rock solid.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#49
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
How could they call nudity offensive? If people find it offensive, why isn't Michelangelo's David covered up?

Because David isn't a male model. He's made of stone.

OT:
This museum must have a major hard-on for the paternal archetype!

But really...who actually would want to go to a museum where you can say this:
#50
Quote by crazysam23_Atax

This museum must have a major hard-on for the paternal archetype!

But really...who actually would want to go to a museum where you can say this:

Would you go to a museum if the word dicks was changed to vaginas or breasticles?
tsk tsk, you intolerant, penis wielding, evil man, you.

In all seriousness though. That sort of double standard, xenophobic thinking is pretty Victorian thinking.
Check it out, if you don't want to go, don't. If you want to because you have some emotional investment in that art or whatever, then go.
I frankly think that the image of the human figure (especially in a non-sexually explicit sense) is less offensive than anything of the subject matter on the 5 o'clock news.

EDIT: I'm sorry, my post completely assumed what your answer to my question would be... This post is directed towards those who oppose the penis museum but would favor a vagina museum.
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
Last edited by King Of Suede at Oct 19, 2012,
#52
Quote by King Of Suede
Would you go to a museum if the word dicks was changed to vaginas or breasticles?

Actually, no.

In fact, the only art depicting the human body nude that I find acceptable is "David" strangely. It's a personal thing.
If I wanted to see nude people, I'd watch porn. But even though nudity can turn me on, I'm not really one for porn. I really don't see the appeal of looking at nude people for "artistic" purposes either.
#53
No vienna sausage jokes? You guys suck.

Honestly, I can understand the offense of these pictures. Kids man... they do not need to see sweaty man **** displayed all over the city, and parents do not want to start explaining to children why dicks are displayed everywhere.

I wouldn't like to see that shit.
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#54
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Actually, no.

In fact, the only art depicting the human body nude that I find acceptable is "David" strangely. It's a personal thing.
If I wanted to see nude people, I'd watch porn. But even though nudity can turn me on, I'm not really one for porn. I really don't see the appeal of looking at nude people for "artistic" purposes either.

Ok, on that topic then. I'm not someone who likes eating Chinese food... However I don't see people going into chinese restaurants and think "Why would anyone want to eat chinese food? ugh."
Pun aside, Different stroked for different folks, brah.

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Honestly, I can understand the offense of these pictures. Kids man... they do not need to see sweaty man **** displayed all over the city, and parents do not want to start explaining to children why dicks are displayed everywhere.

I think a penis is easier to explain to a child rather than if my kid watches the news with me and asks things like "Whats rape? Whats molestering?"
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
Last edited by King Of Suede at Oct 19, 2012,
#56
Quote by King Of Suede
I think a penis is easier to explain to a child rather than if my kid watches the news with me and asks things like "Whats rape? Whats molestering?"


I dont think anything is easy to explain to kids, also do you watch pedophile news?
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#58
Quote by Nelsean
No vienna sausage jokes? You guys suck.

At least I don't suck AND blow. Just sayin' I don't do that.
#59
Quote by Nelsean
I dont think anything is easy to explain to kids, also do you watch pedophile news?

Jerry Sandusky's a pretty big deal in the news. DUnno if you've ever heard that name before.
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#61
Jerry Sandusky is getting assraped in prison. Case closed.
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#62
I don't want to be the, "Won't somebody think of the children!" guy, but I'm going to be. I have no real problem with nude dudes on street corners, but if I were a parent just walking down the street with my kids I might be a tad taken aback. I think I'd prefer there weren't dicks on full display. Male nudity exhibit? Sure, whatever, I can just not take my kid. But where everyone can see and not always have foreknowledge of the incoming penises, I think people are right to complain and ask them to taken down.
#63
Quote by King Of Suede
In all seriousness though. That sort of double standard, xenophobic thinking is pretty Victorian thinking.

You're saying words. I don't think you understand these words.
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Jerry Sandusky's a pretty big deal in the news. DUnno if you've ever heard that name before.

"Daddy, what's molesting?"
"It's when an older person touches a little boy or girl in a bad way."
Boom. Done. Maybe a little bit more about what you mean by bad way, but no details necessary. Did they not give you this talk every damn year in elementary school or something?
#64
Quote by cornmancer
You're saying words. I don't think you understand these words.

"Daddy, what's molesting?"
"It's when an older person touches a little boy or girl in a bad way."
Boom. Done. Maybe a little bit more about what you mean by bad way, but no details necessary. Did they not give you this talk every damn year in elementary school or something?

Exactly. I mean, the Berenstain Bears had a book about it for crying out loud.
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#65
Quote by cornmancer
I don't want to be the, "Won't somebody think of the children!" guy, but I'm going to be. I have no real problem with nude dudes on street corners, but if I were a parent just walking down the street with my kids I might be a tad taken aback. I think I'd prefer there weren't dicks on full display. Male nudity exhibit? Sure, whatever, I can just not take my kid. But where everyone can see and not always have foreknowledge of the incoming penises, I think people are right to complain and ask them to taken down.


+1
#67
Quote by CodeMonk
At least they didn't use fat ugly bastards.


Now i'm offended by the lack of chumba wumba displays.
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#68
Quote by Nelsean
Now i'm offended by the lack of chumba wumba displays.

there's a chumbawamba joke in there somewhere, I can sense it.

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#69
Eww lol. I mean I have nothing against the human body, but I wouldn't choose to look at a whole bunch of statues of naked dudes... As much as the strip club can be fun (sometimes) I probably wouldn't want to go look at a whole bunch of naked women statues in some museum either... Although I may decorate my mansion with them once I am and rich of famous for being rich and famous.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#70
ITT insensitive, uncultured, xenophobic dick butts.
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#71
Quote by King Of Suede
ITT insensitive, uncultured, xenophobic dick butts.

Shove it where the sun don't shine, you insensitive dickhead!
#72
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Shove it where the sun don't shine, you insensitive dickhead!


With that sort of imagry, I think you might like this exhibit. Book your shit Vienna now, vaginoplasty.
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#73
Totally inappropriate. The natural human form is dirty and gross. I don't want my kids finding out that genitalia exist.
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#74
Quote by King Of Suede
With that sort of imagry, I think you might like this exhibit. Book your shit Vienna now, vaginoplasty.

I actually made it PG13, man. So...no, I wouldn't like this exhibit.

This exhibit should be rated NC-17.
#75
Everyone in the world has either got a penis or will come into contact with them in their life. They are just part of the human body. They aren't something weird or disgusting. They are natural part of us and they play a massive role in our existence. Who gives a shit. would i go to this exhibit? nope. That kind of art does not intrigue me. But people seriously need to chill out in regards to nudity.
#76
Why is there such a vas deferens between the way they treat female and male nudity?

I swear sometimes it just makes me want to blow
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since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#78
I'd go if it were naked chicks. And why are all these people acting like they haven't seen a naked guy before. Bitches love dicks, guys have dicks, sall good.
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