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mayslash
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#1
he says I am a virgin even though I have gotten and performed oral on 8 women in my life. I told him virginity isnt just f**** only. I keep telling him I am not a virgin and he ownt accept it. Whats even funnier is he has room to talk. He has only slept with 1 woman in his life they have been together for years. I think doing oral on 8 women is more impressive vs everything with 1 woman, if anything hes the virgin as he is less experienced than me. What do you think? am I right or is he right?
WCPhils
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#2
Shut the fuck up you irritating twat
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naedauuf
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#6
You're a virgin.
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#7
i wish people would just stfu about virginity, i mean i hardly noticed a difference between bein a virgin and not bein one.

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#8
Quote by LesPaulGuy514
i wish people would just stfu about virginity, i mean i hardly noticed a difference between bein a virgin and not bein one.

Sorry if the joke is getting old

IMO, there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. But if you're a little kid bragging about oral on ALL THE GIRLZ OMGZ on an internet forum, you deserve to be made fun of.
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#10
Quote by LesPaulGuy514
i wish people would just stfu about virginity, i mean i hardly noticed a difference between bein a virgin and not bein one.

Sorry if the joke is getting old

It isn't
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#11
Yes you are.
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#12
Quote by mayslash
he says I am a virgin even though I have gotten and performed oral on 8 women in my life. I told him virginity isnt just f**** only. I keep telling him I am not a virgin and he ownt accept it. Whats even funnier is he has room to talk. He has only slept with 1 woman in his life they have been together for years. I think doing oral on 8 women is more impressive vs everything with 1 woman, if anything hes the virgin as he is less experienced than me. What do you think? am I right or is he right?

macaroni
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#13
If your dick hasn't been in a vagina, you're a virgin. And your threads are getting worse and worse.
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#15
You're a whore and he's not. You're also a virgin and he's not. These are just facts.
LostLegion
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#16
Here's the definition from Google:


1. The state of never having had sexual intercourse: "he lost his virginity in college".


Key word - intercourse.

Now unless your tongue is a penis, then you have not had intercourse. So therefore you are still a virgin.

Now fuck off.
Valgoroth
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#18
People only stick to oral if they don't want to lose their virginity
ErikLensherr
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#19
So what you're saying you ate out 8 girls and none of them would let you **** them. Hawww.
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#20
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So what you're saying you ate out 8 girls and none of them would let you **** them.

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#23
He is not a virgin, you are.
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mayslash
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#25
Quote by LostLegion
Here's the definition from Google:


Key word - intercourse.

Now unless your tongue is a penis, then you have not had intercourse. So therefore you are still a virgin.

Now fuck off.

oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity
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#26
You are a virgin. There's nothing impressive either way, a childish way to look at it.
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#27
Quote by mayslash
oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity

Shut up virgin.
mayslash
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#28
Quote by ErikLensherr
So what you're saying you ate out 8 girls and none of them would let you **** them. Hawww.



I am saving that for the first woman i fall in love with (cheesy i know). It needs to be special for me to want to do that
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#29
Quote by mayslash
oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity



Yes it is, you fucking idiot.


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#31
Quote by mayslash
oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity


Hey, buddy. Everyone here is agreeing that you're a virgin. Nobody agrees with you. You're a horrible user and you add nothing to this place aside from 2 dozen face palms.


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#32
He's a virgin, you're not.
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#33
you do realzse that it makes no difference whatsoever if you are a virgin or not. the only people who give a **** about it are virgins. when you have sex you will realize that you wasted so much time worrying about something so trivial that its actually laughable. so shutup and go meet someone. best way to start is by not posting absolute trash like this on an internet forum. you are a virgin untill youve had sex. the end. go to bed.
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#34
I want to be the nice guy here, but TS, you're both a virgin and stupid.
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#35
Quote by mayslash
I am saving that for the first woman i fall in love with (cheesy i know). It needs to be special for me to want to do that

So your tongue punching some girls fartbox because she isn't special enough?
Great logic.
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slapsymcdougal
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#36
OK, lets' just make this official, and add 'mayslash' as a definition of the word 'virgin' on urbandictionary.
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#38
Does it really matter whether you or your friend are right, TS? Also, stop whoring around!
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#39
I've had a lot of sex, I'm not a virgin. You haven't had any sex, you're a virgin.
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