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#41
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if ur pee pee doesnt go in her pee pee ur a vergin

This is vergin' on the ridiculous.
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#43
I will make you a deal mayslash, one that you cannot refuse.

If you stop making threads, I (and I'm sure the rest of the Pit) will say that you aren't a virgin.

Imagine going to tell your friend that a whole internet forum agrees that you aren't a virgin.

Will you accept my offer?
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#44
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Does it really matter whether you or your friend are right, TS? Also, stop whoring around!



How is 2 women a year "whoring around"? If anything I am embarrased its so low...
#45
Quote by mayslash
How is 2 women a year "whoring around"? If anything I am embarrased its so low...



You set yourself up for that one.
#46
Quote by Cb4rabid
if ur pee pee doesnt go in her pee pee ur a vergin


Does that mean you can't lose your virginity through lesbian sex?
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#47
Quote by mayslash
I am saving that for the first woman i fall in love with (cheesy i know). It needs to be special for me to want to do that

That's like waiting to own a Ferrari before having your first driving lesson.
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#48
You're a virgin. This is clear. But: The first time I had sex I didn't cum and I had to finish myself off cos we got kicked out of the room cos it was at a house party, does that count as losing it, or?

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This is vergin' on the ridiculous.

hehe
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#50
If you went balls deep then yes. See, THAT is actually an intriguing question.
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#51
LOL This thread... Oh man. you guys are hysterical.

Btw TC, it's not really "impressive" to have done stuff with a bunch of different girls. That's just the most hilariously stupid thing I've ever heard in my life.
#53
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
You're a virgin. This is clear. But: The first time I had sex I didn't cum and I had to finish myself off cos we got kicked out of the room cos it was at a house party, does that count as losing it, or?


That counts.
#54
You're a virgin by the dictionary and current societies standards. Asking this question makes you seem really immature, and nobody finds this type of attitude attractive. I hope you're under the age of 16 because then it would be somewhat understandable. If you're not then you have a lot of growing up to do.
#55
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You have a friend? Lies.




OT: You are a virgin. Now shut up and stop making threads.
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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#56
You just have to be a troll. You cannot be serious, you have to be a troll.


I refuse to believe this is the world we live in.
#57
Quote by mayslash
I am saving that for the first woman i fall in love with (cheesy i know). It needs to be special for me to want to do that

So...what you're saying is, you've eaten out 8 women but you're saving actually having intercourse for the first woman you love? Wow, if she actually finds that ("that" being the fact that you ate out but didn't have intercourse with 8 other women) something special, then she's either just as bad as you. OR she's not very smart.
#58
Quote by mayslash
oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity



Now after asking an opinion from people on the internet you're trying to argue with them too You're in denial bud
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#60
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
So...what you're saying is, you've eaten out 8 women but you're saving actually having intercourse for the first woman you love? Wow, if she actually finds that ("that" being the fact that you ate out but didn't have intercourse with 8 other women) something special, then she's either just as bad as you. OR she's not very smart.



Oh god, give me a break. There is a clear difference between wanting to have sex with a random slut from a party and a smart woman who is future wife material. Stop being a whitenight. Of course I dont think eating out a slut is "special"
#61
Quote by mayslash
Oh god, give me a break. There is a clear difference between wanting to have sex with a random slut from a party and a smart woman who is future wife material. Stop being a whitenight. Of course I dont think eating out a slut is "special"


I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#62
Quote by mayslash
Oh god, give me a break. There is a clear difference between wanting to have sex with a random slut from a party and a smart woman who is future wife material. Stop being a whitenight. Of course I dont think eating out a slut is "special"

I don't even know what to say.


Please keep talking.
#63
Quote by mayslash
Oh god, give me a break. There is a clear difference between wanting to have sex with a random slut from a party and a smart woman who is future wife material. Stop being a whitenight. Of course I dont think eating out a slut is "special"



Here is a visual representation of you in this thread:

#64
I hate mayslash. May he forever be a virgin and technologically inept.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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