Tips for going to a party where you don't know anyone but your friend.

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messupp
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#1
A friend of a friend added me on Facebook. we talked for a while. Now i'm going to one of her parties. I got to take one friend that I know, but that's it. I hardly know the host and I don't know anyone there, except my friend. Her parties are always insane, as in the actual definition. Massive fights, cocaine, everyone drunk and sex. This is not what I usually do, but I am going to go.

Any tips for a party like this?
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Just act naturally and don't try to force yourself to be more outgoing than normal. Otherwise it will just backfire on you. If someone you don't know would rather make fun of you because you aren't talking to anybody rather than go and talk to you, that person is a douchebag.
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Get pissed and socialise.
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Just get drunk.

Nothing's too difficult when you're drunk.
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#9
Didn't read the OP but I'm assuming you're wondering how to hang our with people you don't know.

It's pretty obvious - get wasted. The party will seem koo to you even if it's a drag queen concert and you'll have no problem at all talking to people. It might be a problem if your speech gets impaired while you're drunk.
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Na juriš, ohej, partizan,
pred tabo svobode je dan!
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Oh, if getting wasted doesn't work try getting absolutely hammered. Or maybe completely shit-faced. It's your choice really.

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drinky drinky


Or this. Way to think out of the box lush.

Na juriš, na juriš, na juriš,
požgimo vsa gnila drevesa,
zemljo spremenimo v nebesa!
Vsem sonce naj sije,
le radost naj klije!
Na juriš, ohej, partizan,
pred tabo svobode je dan!
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Nov 2, 2012,
Metallicaxp
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#14
Get drunk and try not to piss off anyone doing coke/meth/pcp/many more drugs.

Go find the stoners. Smoke a few joints, have a bunch of beers, take some shots. HAVE FUN! Parties are for fun, so try not to worry about how to act and be, just get drunk and flow with the motions. That and with any luck you'll get drunk enough to forget parts of the night so the next day you don't even need to think about any bullshit that might have gone down.


And it will hurt less if you accidentally get your ass kicked ololol
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because you're on this forum i'm guessing you play some sort of a musical instrument, which means you have a good hold of BPM, so even if you're not a good dancer, you can dance right to the beat and still look good. talk to absolutely everybody, even when passing people, just say 'helloooo, ladies' and keep walking and talk to them more later. if there's a girl you think you have a chance with, stay with her and don't talk to anybody else and soon you'll be making out with her

don't go on your phone unless you actually get a call or text, and only unless they're important, don't waste a single second just sitting in the corner doing nothing and don't let yourself pressured into doing something stupid

oh, and most of all, if you're gonna smoke weed and it's your first time, don't take a big hit and don't inhale it all the way, you should be able to take one without coughing, just a tip

most importantly, go to have fun, not to get with girls or any other purpose.
Last edited by laid-to-waste at Nov 2, 2012,
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drink buttloads

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Go find the stoners.

Wisdom. When in doubt, find the stoners. They are always there and they are always chill.
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#23
A collection of the best advice from this thread:

Quote by Trowzaa
Get pissed and socialise.


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Just get drunk.

Nothing's too difficult when you're drunk.


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drinky drinky


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Get drunk and try not to piss off anyone doing coke/meth/pcp/many more drugs.

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get really drunk and talk to people.


Do you see a pattern TS?
Na juriš, na juriš, na juriš,
požgimo vsa gnila drevesa,
zemljo spremenimo v nebesa!
Vsem sonce naj sije,
le radost naj klije!
Na juriš, ohej, partizan,
pred tabo svobode je dan!
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Don't get smashed, that is really really awful advice, you'll end up overcompensating and end up looking a dick while you think you're being cool.

Just act all cool and aloof


Only walk up to someone in a short burst, then leave like you have somewhere else to go/didn't like them despite trying/didn't care (or a combination of all three)(don't fleet around though)

Act super chill if someone approaches you, like you don't care if they talk to you or not, but every 4/5 times it's your turn to talk, say something engaging (by being interesting or simply asking a question)

Split the party into two groups (works best if the two groups are spread out evenly through out the house), introduce yourself to and start conversation with a quarter of group A, try to join in with the 2nd quarter's conversation (if you can, don't force it) and ignore group B. If people see you talking to other people who seem to be finding you interesting, they want to talk to you more.

Say hi to girls, 20second conversations MINIMUM.

Talk to other girls in front of the girl that invited you, but make sure not to look more interested in the others (if you like her more, ofc)

BRING WEED - Such an easy way to make friends. Personally I don't smoke at parties now till 2-3am cos it makes me anti-social as fvck, but everybody is different.

Bring weed. Skinning up gives you something to do for a few min to allow yourself to recuperate, and people will try making smalltalk with you because they'll want some.

Bring weed.

Limit yourself to about 3/4/5 cans (however much it takes you to get tipsy, drink half a bottle more than that)


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Get a little drunk to stop feeling awkward, but stop there. Being the sober one at the party is where it's at.






I fvcking hate parties/social gatherings/large masses of people, but when I act like this, people always seem to like me.

Jus' my opinion init

edit: **** it get drunk it's easier.
Last edited by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT at Nov 2, 2012,
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Get a little drunk to stop feeling awkward, but stop there. Being the sober one at the party is where it's at.

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#26
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

BRING WEED -

great way to attract mostly douchebags who are only pretending to be interested in you because they want to smoke some weed. have some on you, but only break it out once you find the chill stoners. they'll be there.
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Quote by Thrashtastic15
great way to attract mostly douchebags who are only pretending to be interested in you because they want to smoke some weed. have some on you, but only break it out once you find the chill stoners. they'll be there.

Depends who's there, really. If they're chill guys you share with them, if they're not, don't. Simple as. If you don't and they're dicks they usually end up being progressively nicer to you, to the point that (when they're high) they forget that they were only being friendly for weed. You become the 'chill guy'. Or whatever.

Making friends with these kinds of guys is sometimes beneficial though cos they're usually the 'popular' guys at those kinds of parties, so if other people see them being friendly to you, they'll approach you friendlier too.

Jus talkin outta persunal speriense reli
Last edited by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT at Nov 2, 2012,
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#28
Brings social drugs if you can get them, even if you don't plan on doing them. So like weed, hash, coke, E that kinda stuff. If you can't get some social drugs then grab a couple 40s of nice vodka, rum, whiskey whatever your poison might be. Whatever you do, do not show up empty handed people's first impression of you will be scavenger, especially if they don't know you yet. Then like everyone said have some drinks and relax, don't be worried about what people think of you cause they are going to think it no matter what and you will get all nervous and paranoid and they can smell fear! And for the love of god if your talking to a hot chick DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT start talking about the resistance of guitar pickups!
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Well that's easy. Get drunk, don't care, and... well... you know...


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Get slightly drunk, to loosen up. NOT TOO DRUNK!! Learned that the hard way, I introduced myself to the same girl 4 different times in a 2 hour period
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Follow your friend around and avoid talking to anybody else.
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Go into the middle of the room, start shouting random obscenities, take your clothes off, start fapping while staring people directly in the eye.

They will love you for it..
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Na juriš, na juriš, na juriš,
požgimo vsa gnila drevesa,
zemljo spremenimo v nebesa!
Vsem sonce naj sije,
le radost naj klije!
Na juriš, ohej, partizan,
pred tabo svobode je dan!
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If anyone that isn't your friend tries to talk to you, throw sand in their face and run away.



For some reason, that made me think of this:

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#36
Lots of good tips in this thread.

Don't get blackout drunk, but you can't be too coherent. if everyone is laughing at dumb shit, then you feel a bit more comfortable if you can laugh with them.

Everyone there just wants to have fun (generally speaking, some people just like starting shit)

Don't get too involved, keep everything light and non let's try and piss people off with opinions and shit. Everyone will most likely forget a vast majority of conversations they had the night before anyway.

If you have a smile on yo face you will be on your way to having a great night.
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#38
I've never been to parties so I dont have to deal with this kinda shit.
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