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#41
Quote by jugglingfreak
Again, You have a far greater chance of winning the lottery than someone getting pregnant due to failure of birth control.

Again, your choice is your choice, nothing wrong with that. Just that line of reasoning doesn't cut it..


EDIT: there is also a big difference between "failure of birth control" and "someone failing to use birth control properly".

(I realize that birth control is hardly that complicated, but never underestimate the stupidity of people)

your chance of winning the lottery is one in several million.
even if you assume perfect use, condoms have a 2% failure rate(typical use is about 15%).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_birth_control_methods#Effectiveness_of_various_methods
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#42
the first time i had sex with a girl it was with a girl who had cheated on me previously. i took her back because she seemed sincere. she was my age and very pretty, although she had been unfaithful before, i was naive and willing to give her a chance.

i chilled with her at a party at a friends house and eventually went back to her place (we will call her Jessica) accompanied by her older sister (who we will call Tiffany) and Tiffany's date. Tiffany's date was a friend of mine (well, sort of a friend) named Thomas, we all walked back to Jessica and Tiffany's place for a place to crash after the party. once there we split into our appropriate groups (me and Jess, Tom and Tiff) and went to each sister's separate rooms. i had lied to Jessica and told her i wasn't a virgin, and so was in over my head (haha). once IN i used my feet to push which was a big mistake, i was nervous and it took awhile for me to get the courage to actually perform the deed. she had even commented "damn, it takes a bit to get you going doesn't it?"
i will always remember the song that was playing "Santeria" by Sublime....
her older sister Tiffany interrupted not even 10 seconds into the act of coitus, knocking on the door to Jessica's bedroom Tiffany asked

"do you want some of this cigarette? it's the last one..."

of course Jesica said "yes" and arose to get dressed. i followed suit , thoroughly embarrassed.
we both joined Tiffany for the last cigarette (tom had fallen asleep) and Jess instructed me to sleep on the couch in the living room. her explanation being

"my parents would freak out if they knew we were sleeping in the same bed."

so i fell asleep on the couch without a blanket or pillow. a few minutes of silence followed until Tiffany arrived in the room with a blanket and pillow for me. i asked her if she would share the blanket with me for a bit. well, i guess you can see where that went. i lost my v-card to two sisters in the same night, within minutes of each other,. Jessica was my age,15, but Tiffany was 21 at the time....

that, my friends, was my first screw.
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#43
Quote by Harvey Swick
the first time i had sex with a girl it was with a girl who had cheated on me previously. i took her back because she seemed sincere. she was my age and very pretty, although she had been unfaithful before, i was naive and willing to give her a chance.

i chilled with her at a party at a friends house and eventually went back to her place (we will call her Jessica) accompanied by her older sister (who we will call Tiffany) and Tiffany's date. Tiffany's date was a friend of mine (well, sort of a friend) named Thomas, we all walked back to Jessica and Tiffany's place for a place to crash after the party. once there we split into our appropriate groups (me and Jess, Tom and Tiff) and went to each sister's separate rooms. i had lied to Jessica and told her i wasn't a virgin, and so was in over my head (haha). once IN i used my feet to push which was a big mistake, i was nervous and it took awhile for me to get the courage to actually perform the deed. she had even commented "damn, it takes a bit to get you going doesn't it?"
i will always remember the song that was playing "Santeria" by Sublime....
her older sister Tiffany interrupted not even 10 seconds into the act of coitus, knocking on the door to Jessica's bedroom Tiffany asked

"do you want some of this cigarette? it's the last one..."

of course Jesica said "yes" and arose to get dressed. i followed suit , thoroughly embarrassed.
we both joined Tiffany for the last cigarette (tom had fallen asleep) and Jess instructed me to sleep on the couch in the living room. her explanation being

"my parents would freak out if they knew we were sleeping in the same bed."

so i fell asleep on the couch without a blanket or pillow. a few minutes of silence followed until Tiffany arrived in the room with a blanket and pillow for me. i asked her if she would share the blanket with me for a bit. well, i guess you can see where that went. i lost my v-card to two sisters in the same night, within minutes of each other,. Jessica was my age,15, but Tiffany was 21 at the time....

that, my friends, was my first screw.


Epic
#44
Quote by Jyrgen
Epic

the really funny part is that my dad was dating a very young girl at the time. she was 19 and he was 31. after the incident with me losing my v-card i started screwing Tiffany on the regular. my gf was older than my dad's....
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#45
Quote by Harvey Swick
the really funny part is that my dad was dating a very young girl at the time. she was 19 and he was 31. after the incident with me losing my v-card i started screwing Tiffany on the regular. my gf was older than my dad's....

Ya gotta be kidding me
#46
Quote by Jyrgen
Ya gotta be kidding me

not kidding at all. true story. i swear on the lives of all those who died at Wounded Knee that this is the truth.
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#47
Quote by Harvey Swick
the really funny part is that my dad was dating a very young girl at the time. she was 19 and he was 31. after the incident with me losing my v-card i started screwing Tiffany on the regular. my gf was older than my dad's....
Harvey's dad confirmed for total player
#48
Quote by Weaponized
Harvey's dad confirmed for total player

word. but it didnt last long. and if you know anything about life on an american indian reservation you would know girls that age are always looking for baby daddies. i like to think of myself as a player for getting two sisters in one night but even then it is not such a great feat on a rez, these kind of girls are practically begging for it.
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#49
Quote by Harvey Swick
word. but it didnt last long. and if you know anything about life on an american indian reservation you would know girls that age are always looking for baby daddies. i like to think of myself as a player for getting two sisters in one night but even then it is not such a great feat on a rez, these kind of girls are practically begging for it.
brb, moving to indian reservation
#50
Quote by Harvey Swick
the really funny part is that my dad was dating a very young girl at the time. she was 19 and he was 31. after the incident with me losing my v-card i started screwing Tiffany on the regular. my gf was older than my dad's....



You were 15 and he was 31? So he knocked some skank up when he was 16..
#51
Quote by jugglingfreak
You were 15 and he was 31? So he knocked some skank up when he was 16..

yup. he was 16 and so was she.
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#52
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
Well, I had picked up a job as a pizza delivery boy, when one day I delivered a sausage pizza to this beautiful woman that just couldn`t pay. She pleaded if there was any other way I could let her have it, at which point we went to her room and she found her purse. She payed with debit card.


FTFY

Well that's how my story went.
#53
Was cool. Chick was 5 years older than me.

But afterwards I went home thinking that maybe I had caught something so I poured listerine over my dick.

I'm in the clear folks.
#54
Quote by Harvey Swick
word. but it didnt last long. and if you know anything about life on an american indian reservation you would know girls that age are always looking for baby daddies. i like to think of myself as a player for getting two sisters in one night but even then it is not such a great feat on a rez, these kind of girls are practically begging for it.

You didn't really get the first one though, did you? 10 seconds? Can you really count that?
#55
so, check this out. my friend calls me one day and says: "hey, my car is broken, can you come here and fix it?"
so i got there and poped the hood (if you know what i mean) and fixed it (if you know what i mean). Then i charged her a shitload of money, and get this, her car wasn't even broken. I sure screwed her good
#56
Quote by jugglingfreak
You were 15 and he was 31? So he knocked some skank up when he was 16..

That "skank" would be his mother...
#57
Quote by jugglingfreak
Again, You have a far greater chance of winning the lottery than someone getting pregnant due to failure of birth control.

so youre bad at math is what you're saying

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#58
June 9th 2004

I smile about my first time, that was cool.
I was at this nightclub on rock night and after a night of doing what I did which was just stuff like; whatever I ever I did back then 'idk, dancing and stuff'; I sat down, and like 4 minutes later started talking to this girl, and then 6 minutes later got asked if I wanted to have sex; of course I said yes; Then like 8 minutes later, she's asking me if this other guy could have sex with us too, I said no, then like 10 minutes later; I left with her and had my first ever kiss in my life.
Then we walked back to her's, kissing on route, I lied to her about everything, my name, my age, I was 17 but I said that I was 21, or 20 or something. We had sex, I don't know if I should bore you with the details?
She layed on the bed, got off as I just got undressed, I climbed on the bed, went in, and ****ed her holding her hand and kissing her neck, and then I don't know, like 10, 20 minutes later, noticed stupid stuff like the clock on the wall, and then cumming and then talking about the pill and then chatting and then trying again then her offering DOGGY STYLE, which young me didn't know how rare of a thing that can be. (so precious) , and... having no lube so THAT didn't work out, to fingering and doing some guitar solo in her pussy, I'm good at fingering and ****ing and shit, I'm passionate and I play the guitar (I just did a guitar solo in her pussy)... She fell asleep, and after my wash...
I lay down next to her, made sure she was asleep, whilst I was just thinking and then, went to find my stuff, because, I had an exam at college that day (My Japanese Exam I wrote Apple in as a item to pack in a suitcase, I think I tried to put Nintendo too, might have actually misspelt that one.) (I got a high fail, I got a D in Japanese ) - anyway... I decided, freak it, I like this other girl from college, and.... I had an exam and... whatever, so I just took off... She was great, just, not a looker/girl to show your parents or your mates, especially if you're 17 and lied to her about your name and your age.) - I took off, she was sleeping, found a lone unopened beer bottle in a multi pack in my search (could have been her last beer but the place was so messy, you couldn't tell), took it, left, went to this open off license at like 4:30am (it was bright and summer and early) - asked them to open it for me. had a cigarette and the beer at my bus stop, got on the bus, crept in, went to college, done the exam and confided in my amigos/stoner brederins. :tongue:
That was in Croydon.

On June the 14th I went to America so I'd say like... (I was planning to go anyway, me losing my virginity had nothing to do with that,) So I'd say like, idk, a week later like, June the 17th or something, I think it was a week, I was standing on this balcony in Pennsylvania just outside of Philadelphia thinking, with my long shaggy hair and stuff, what a ****ing week.
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#60
Quote by SteveHouse
so youre bad at math is what you're saying



Yes, it was a bit of hyperbole. But there is roughly a .0005% of a woman getting pregnant while using condom/birth control.

Pretty high odds.

There is a .0002% chance you'll die in a car crash.

Do you abstain from driving/traveling by car for fear of death?
Last edited by jugglingfreak at Nov 3, 2012,
#62
Quote by jugglingfreak
Yes, it was a bit of hyperbole. But there is roughly a .0005% of a woman getting pregnant while using condom/birth control.

Pretty high odds.

There is a .0002% chance you'll die in a car crash.

Do you abstain from driving/traveling by car for fear of death?

Do you redirect from your own inability to figure out math with strawmen?

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#63
Quote by SteveHouse
Do you redirect from your own inability to figure out math with strawmen?


So then why don't you educate me on what the mostly likely result of having sex while properly using birth control would be.
#64
Quote by jugglingfreak
So then why don't you educate me on what the mostly likely result of having sex while properly using birth control would be.

I'll read that as "yes, I do redirect from my own failure at knowing how to maths with straw men."

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#65
Quote by SteveHouse
I'll read that as "yes, I do redirect from my own failure at knowing how to maths with straw men."


And I'll read that as you have no argument and are avoiding the question.
#66
I was at my gf's house. We watched Return of the Jedi, and then we did the deed.
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#67
Quote by jugglingfreak
And I'll read that as you have no argument
That's correct, you completely invented the idea that I did because you can't maths
and are avoiding the question.

you're the one avoiding your own inability to tell the difference between 1:10000 and 1:10000000000000000

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#68
Quote by slapsymcdougal
your chance of winning the lottery is one in several million.
even if you assume perfect use, condoms have a 2% failure rate(typical use is about 15%).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_birth_control_methods#Effectiveness_of_various_methods

You do know that even if you sploog in her there's an even rarer chance of her getting pregnant than of a condom failing. The pill is the way to go though, and by your age a majority of chicks are on it. The problem you guys dont understand is the older you get you the more the odds are stacked against you. A girl wants a man that is confident, in control and knows what the **** he's doing. If you don't get off your ass right now and get some pussy your gonna meet the love of your life and completely underwhelm her in the bedroom and she'll want nothing to do with you afterwards.
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#69
the logic of being a 20+ year old virgin because of fear of knocking someone up, is like the logic of never exercising because of a fear of overstimulating yourself into a heart attack
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#70
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You do know that even if you sploog in her there's an even rarer chance of her getting pregnant than of a condom failing. The pill is the way to go though, and by your age a majority of chicks are on it. The problem you guys dont understand is the older you get you the more the odds are stacked against you. A girl wants a man that is confident, in control and knows what the **** he's doing. If you don't get off your ass right now and get some pussy your gonna meet the love of your life and completely underwhelm her in the bedroom and she'll want nothing to do with you afterwards.

FYI, I'm not the guy not having sex because of perceived risk(I'm the guy not having sex because I can't be arsed to go and get any); I was just pointing out that you're far more likely to get a girl pregnant through failed contraception than win the lottery.
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#71
Quote by jugglingfreak
Again, You have a far greater chance of winning the lottery than someone getting pregnant due to failure of birth control.

Again, your choice is your choice, nothing wrong with that. Just that line of reasoning doesn't cut it..


EDIT: there is also a big difference between "failure of birth control" and "someone failing to use birth control properly".

(I realize that birth control is hardly that complicated, but never underestimate the stupidity of people)


How?

I really don't want children.
People who really don't want children shouldn't have sex.
I shouldn't have sex.

That's my reasoning.
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now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#72
Quote by Wiegenlied
the logic of being a 20+ year old virgin because of fear of knocking someone up, is like the logic of never exercising because of a fear of overstimulating yourself into a heart attack


That seems to be true. Still - not worth it, in my view.

EDIT: I think you've begun to change my mind a little. Still, kids are scary. Plus, I hate family life.

EDIT 2: Actually, you can feel if you're over working your body when exercising, but you can't feel somebody getting pregnant.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
Last edited by guitarist41 at Nov 3, 2012,
#73
If you want to have sex, but not children, there is one other possibility.

Prepare a waiver for each of your love interests stating that, under no circumstance, will you father a child if the woman becomes pregnant. That way all you have to keep clean are your hands.
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#74
Quote by Wiegenlied
If you don't get off your ass right now and get some pussy your gonna meet the love of your life and completely underwhelm her in the bedroom and she'll want nothing to do with you afterwards.

This was a depressing sentence for me.
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#75
Quote by eGraham
If you want to have sex, but not children, there is one other possibility.

Prepare a waiver for each of your love interests stating that, under no circumstance, will you father a child if the woman becomes pregnant. That way all you have to keep clean are your hands.


Thought about that actually. Seems ridiculous though.

Last b/day, I started thinking about the snip. Made me feel old.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#76
Honestly, I think a contractual agreement with each potential partner is absurd and a waste of time and resources.

If you really don't want to have children and never want to risk it, then maybe a vasectomy is the best route for you. Generally I'd probably say you're too young to consider such a thing, but obviously I don't know your opinions on the matter.
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#77
Quote by SteveHouse

you're the one avoiding your own inability to tell the difference between 1:10000 and 1:10000000000000000


No, I said it was hyperbole in my first response to you, reading comprehension must not be your strong suit.

Nice try at evasion, now what would be the most likely result of having sex while properly using birth control.
#78
Quote by jugglingfreak
No, I said it was hyperbole in my first response to you, reading comprehension must not be your strong suit.

Nice try at evasion, now what would be the most likely result of having sex while properly using birth control.

Hyperbole is the use of exaggeration; what you did was to misinterpret figures(or just pull them out of your ass).
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#80
Quote by jugglingfreak
No, I said it was hyperbole in my first response to you, reading comprehension must not be your strong suit.

Nice try at evasion, now what would be the most likely result of having sex while properly using birth control.

Whoa, hyperbole just flatout means false now? Apparently you're not only hiding poor math, you're also hiding a faulty vocabulary by trying to redirect this to be about things I never talked about in the first place.

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