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#81
I have a tendency to make threads go way off topic.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#82
Quote by guitarist41
I have a tendency to make threads go way off topic.

Threads that stay on topic are dull.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#83
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Threads that stay on topic are dull.


True. Plus, I love arguing. That PEMDAS thread was excellent.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#84
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Threads that stay on topic are dull.

...and on this note

This thread is now about Bono.





pinga
#86
Quote by SteveHouse
from boning to Bono

2/10 derail was relevant

But it was "screwing"

A more relevant derail, imo, would have involved a Scooby Doo picture dump. Or perhaps a Scrooge?
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#89
Quote by SteveHouse
Whoa, hyperbole just flatout means false now? Apparently you're not only hiding poor math, you're also hiding a faulty vocabulary by trying to redirect this to be about things I never talked about in the first place.


I said "you have a greater chance of winning the lottery than getting someone pregnant due failure of birth control"

To which you responded
Quote by SteveHouse
so youre bad at math is what you're saying



hyperbole[ hahy-pur-buh-lee ]
noun Rhetoric
1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”

Now, again what is the most likely result of having sex while properly using birth control?

Why are you afraid to answer such a simple question?
#91
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Actually, it's more like George Bush = Bono.

After all, George had all or Iraq searched, and he still hasn't found what he was looking for.


ba-dum tshhhh.


That was very good. You have a bright future ahead of you.
#92
Quote by W4RP1G
I'm 30 and still waiting for that special someone.


Am I the only one who really doesn't care about "that special someone"?

It's such overplayed and over-romantic drivel.
#93
Quote by Philip_pepper
Am I the only one who really doesn't care about "that special someone"?

It's such overplayed and over-romantic drivel.

No, I don't care about that either, I was only making a joke. It seems like as I got older and started to have sex with numerous girls, I realized how meaningless sex really is. As long as proper precautions are taken to avoid STDs and pregnancy, there is really no reason I can think of to not screw everything in sight, beside preference(of course, I'm talking about a mutual sexual encounter, not rape).
#94
I was 19, in my girlfriends dorm room, her roommate was gone. Notorious BIG was playing. That's about all there was to it. It was a good night.
#95
Quote by W4RP1G
No, I don't care about that either, I was only making a joke. It seems like as I got older and started to have sex with numerous girls, I realized how meaningless sex really is. As long as proper precautions are taken to avoid STDs and pregnancy, there is really no reason I can think of to not screw everything in sight, beside preference(of course, I'm talking about a mutual sexual encounter, not rape).


Glad I'm not the only one.
#96
Quote by Butt Rayge
You didn't really get the first one though, did you? 10 seconds? Can you really count that?

yeah i did and it really was about 10 seconds. but no i dont really count it because of that.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#97
Freshman year of college. I had dated around a lot in high school, but I always picked the abstinent chicks somehow. I spent 2 years with a girl and we never had sex.

But I was determined. I was in college, it was time for the deed to be performed. I had one of my high school friends set me up with her roommate. She wasn't great looking, but she had nice tits and a great ass too. We were together, but I really just wanted pussy (I'm ashamed of this relationship for more than one reason).

It was the second time we saw each other (it was long distance), and I was ready. I moved my bed into the lounge area of my dorm room, she came in, we made out, took our clothes off, I slipped a condom on, and whammo. We banged for about 10 minutes strictly in missionary (halfway through I told her I loved her, in possibly the most embarrassing moment of my life) before she told me I was hurting her and I should stop. We ended up trying again like 6-7 times before the night was over, but neither of us came at all (she was a virgin too).

I wouldn't say it sucked, but I've had good sex since then... and it's just night and day. I had drunk sex with my current girlfriend last night, and although it was a little sloppy I can honestly say I don't think I have any semen left. She gets so kinky when intoxicated.
Last edited by Rockford_rocks at Nov 3, 2012,
#98
I think it's generally bad to be a virgin in your twenties. I lost mine at 21.

In fact it's usually a bad thing unless you're really religious or something and you're looking for the first prize winner in the ms. chastity pageant.

When I was in high school, girls were losing their virginity at 14 and 15 (I also think that's way too young, but anyways). I didn't even consider having sex at that age. I didn't feel at all ready. As I got older (17-18), I felt more like I wanted to lose it. I'd say 70-80% of girls that age had lost it. But even at that age, for a guy to be a virgin, it's not that bad.

Right around 19-21 is when I noticed it was a bad thing. I wanted to lose it, but didn't because I didn't know how to talk to girls and was a dumbass. I'm still no Don Draper but I can at least be kind of seductive now (I'm 22).

Anyways, I think it's a bad thing to be a virgin at an older age (nowadays older is past 18 and especially twenties). Mainly because most girls you meet (Like 99%) that are your age are sexually active. Most of them have long past the whole "I'm about to lose my virginity" phase of their life. You're not gonna be good the first few times you have sex, and you'll most likely disappoint whoever you first have sex with. There were times where I liked a girl and she liked me back, but I became to scared to make a move because I was 21 and hadn't had sex yet, and I knew she has had plenty of sex. I lost some good opportunities for some serious relationships.

Some girls might be understanding, and they'll try to accept you being a virgin even though you're both in your twenties, but relationships need a physical connection, too, and that physical connection is just as important to girls as it is to guys. I'd even say it's more important to girls than it is to guy's (from my experience). If you can't physically satisfy a girl, it's just not gonna work out.

I also would occasionally adopt the whole "Being a virgin isn't a big deal" mindset, but after I lost it, I realized it was a big deal, and it was much better that I lost it. And the truth it, most guys who say that it isn't a big deal are just saving face for their lack of ability to seduce a girl.
Last edited by The Madcap at Nov 3, 2012,
#99
Yea, as much as you say that you don't want to have sex because of whatever reason (that whole thing about not wanting to get a girl pregnant is the stupidest reason) it really does make your social life suck for a while. My roommate was 21 when he lost it, and the girl he lost it to knew he was a virgin. He had to deal with a lot of shit, not really being made fun of, but just awkward situations with her and her friends.

I guess it's one thing if you have tried really hard and girls just didn't give you anything, but in reality it's not that hard to get out and find someone to ****. And like that one guy said it'll help you in the future when you find someone you really like and want to please her. So I'd advice virgins in their 20's to stop making excuses and start to put more effort into it.
#100
Quote by The Madcap
I think it's generally bad to be a virgin in your twenties. I lost mine at 21.

In fact it's usually a bad thing unless you're really religious or something and you're looking for the first prize winner in the ms. chastity pageant.

When I was in high school, girls were losing their virginity at 14 and 15 (I also think that's way too young, but anyways). I didn't even consider having sex at that age. I didn't feel at all ready. As I got older (17-18), I felt more like I wanted to lose it. I'd say 70-80% of girls that age had lost it. But even at that age, for a guy to be a virgin, it's not that bad.

Right around 19-21 is when I noticed it was a bad thing. I wanted to lose it, but didn't because I didn't know how to talk to girls and was a dumbass. I'm still no Don Draper but I can at least be kind of seductive now (I'm 22).

Anyways, I think it's a bad thing to be a virgin at an older age (nowadays older is past 18 and especially twenties). Mainly because most girls you meet (Like 99%) that are your age are sexually active. Most of them have long past the whole "I'm about to lose my virginity" phase of their life. You're not gonna be good the first few times you have sex, and you'll most likely disappoint whoever you first have sex with. There were times where I liked a girl and she liked me back, but I became to scared to make a move because I was 21 and hadn't had sex yet, and I knew she has had plenty of sex. I lost some good opportunities for some serious relationships.

Some girls might be understanding, and they'll try to accept you being a virgin even though you're both in your twenties, but relationships need a physical connection, too, and that physical connection is just as important to girls as it is to guys. I'd even say it's more important to girls than it is to guy's (from my experience). If you can't physically satisfy a girl, it's just not gonna work out.

I also would occasionally adopt the whole "Being a virgin isn't a big deal" mindset, but after I lost it, I realized it was a big deal, and it was much better that I lost it. And the truth it, most guys who say that it isn't a big deal are just saving face for their lack of ability to seduce a girl.

It's only a bad thing if the person feels like its a bad thing. Some people legit don't care enough about it to make an effort. The fact that they aren't making an effort may be bad, but the end result doesn't matter at all.
#101
Sex is the most primitive thing one can engage in. It's amazing that after all these years we've supposedly evolved and people are engaging in the most primitive and animalistic act of all more than ever. Bone chilling really.

For SHAME.
#102
Quote by Novacane...
Sex is the most primitive thing one can engage in. It's amazing that after all these years we've supposedly evolved and people are engaging in the most primitive and animalistic act of all more than ever. Bone chilling really.

For SHAME.


Sometimes it just feels good to go back to basics, breh.


Really, really good.
#103
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Sometimes it just feels good to go back to basics, breh.


Really, really good.


I'm sure it does

Too msych vodka nad coke.
#104
Quote by Novacane...
I'm sure it does

Too msych vodka nad coke.


Whatcha talkin bout Willis? That's the best time to engage in coitus. Find yourself a female whose BAC is equally high and thrust away.
#105
Quote by The Madcap
I think it's generally bad to be a virgin in your twenties. I lost mine at 21.

In fact it's usually a bad thing unless you're really religious or something and you're looking for the first prize winner in the ms. chastity pageant.

When I was in high school, girls were losing their virginity at 14 and 15 (I also think that's way too young, but anyways). I didn't even consider having sex at that age. I didn't feel at all ready. As I got older (17-18), I felt more like I wanted to lose it. I'd say 70-80% of girls that age had lost it. But even at that age, for a guy to be a virgin, it's not that bad.

Right around 19-21 is when I noticed it was a bad thing. I wanted to lose it, but didn't because I didn't know how to talk to girls and was a dumbass. I'm still no Don Draper but I can at least be kind of seductive now (I'm 22).

Anyways, I think it's a bad thing to be a virgin at an older age (nowadays older is past 18 and especially twenties). Mainly because most girls you meet (Like 99%) that are your age are sexually active. Most of them have long past the whole "I'm about to lose my virginity" phase of their life. You're not gonna be good the first few times you have sex, and you'll most likely disappoint whoever you first have sex with. There were times where I liked a girl and she liked me back, but I became to scared to make a move because I was 21 and hadn't had sex yet, and I knew she has had plenty of sex. I lost some good opportunities for some serious relationships.

Some girls might be understanding, and they'll try to accept you being a virgin even though you're both in your twenties, but relationships need a physical connection, too, and that physical connection is just as important to girls as it is to guys. I'd even say it's more important to girls than it is to guy's (from my experience). If you can't physically satisfy a girl, it's just not gonna work out.

I also would occasionally adopt the whole "Being a virgin isn't a big deal" mindset, but after I lost it, I realized it was a big deal, and it was much better that I lost it. And the truth it, most guys who say that it isn't a big deal are just saving face for their lack of ability to seduce a girl.


Hehe.

Only about twice a year do I ever want to have sex, so it really isn't a big deal for me. However, people make such a big deal out of it, and I'm such a contentious prick, that I'll hold onto the "being a virgin isn't a big deal" thing until somebody gives me a decent argument explaining why.

Also, I don't want to get married or any of that stuff, so the "but in the future..." argument doesn't work for me.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
Last edited by guitarist41 at Nov 3, 2012,
#106
Quote by teh_nubs101
It's only a bad thing if the person feels like its a bad thing.
Not true. It can be bad irrespective of the person's own feelings on the matter.
Quote by guitarist41
Hehe.

Only about twice a year do I ever want to have sex, so it really isn't a big deal for me. However, people make such a big deal out of it, and I'm such a contentious prick, that I'll hold onto the "being a virgin isn't a big deal" thing until somebody gives me a decent argument explaining why.

Also, I don't want to get married or any of that stuff, so the "but in the future..." argument doesn't work for me.
I just did. The older you get, and the older the women you go for get, the more weird they'll find it that you're a virgin. Not only will they find it weird, but even if they're able to see past it, they still want a guy who can physically satisfy them, and unless you have had sex you won't be able to do that as well as someone who has.

Sex is very important to a relationship. If a girl who has been regularly sexually active (basically 99% of women in their twenties) is looking for a mate, her picking a virgin would be like a band looking for a guitarist, and they pick a guy who has never played before. If that band waits it out for their guitarist to practice and become decent, it might work out, but they'd really just prefer to get a guitarist who already knows how to play.
#107
Quote by The Madcap
And the truth it, most guys who say that it isn't a big deal are just saving face for their lack of ability to seduce a girl.


QFT. I used to be like that, even though I knew I was in denial.
Sincerely,
Shitstirrer
#108
My penis will forever be cold.

THE END.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#109
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
This was a depressing sentence for me.

Same here
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#110
Quote by guitarist41
Yes, I do.

0.97 x 0.99 = ?


That risk will never disappear dude, risk is part of life. You said you wanted to enjoy your 20's? Then loosen up a bit and take some chances.

If your not having sex for another reason well then by all means kudos to you but the one you just implied is friggen lame.
Quote by The Spoon
Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#111
I am lame! I listen to ELO and read about mathematics for fun!
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#112
Quote by guitarist41
I am lame! I listen to ELO and read about mathematics for fun!


That doesnt make you lame bro.

What makes somebody lame is not living their life because they're scared.
Quote by The Spoon
Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#113
Quote by British_Steal
That doesnt make you lame bro.

What makes somebody lame is not living their life because they're scared.


I agree, but there's a difference between being scared and simply avoiding something you don't want.

e.g. if there's something you do want but to get it you have to deal with something you don't want to deal with. Avoiding that would be lame.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#114
Quote by guitarist41
I agree, but there's a difference between being scared and simply avoiding something you don't want.

So, see when you are bashing the bishop watching porn, dont you wish that instead of your hand doing the deed it was someone elses hand/orifice?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#115
Quote by Hydra150
So, see when you are bashing the bishop watching porn, dont you wish that instead of your hand doing the deed it was someone elses hand/orifice?


What?


...What?
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#116
Quote by The Madcap
Not true. It can be bad irrespective of the person's own feelings on the matter.

So what? Just because he's not fitting in with society's standards makes it a bad thing? That seems awfully judgmental. If the guy says being a virgin isn't a big deal, then what's to fix? It's not like his lack of experience is going to be the downfall of every single relationship he comes across. Sure plenty of women might care, but not EVERY woman. So if its not something that makes or break a relationship, why should it matter?
#117
Quote by British_Steal

Alright yo but Im tellin ya your missin out



But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#118
Quote by guitarist41
I agree, but there's a difference between being scared and simply avoiding something you don't want.

e.g. if there's something you do want but to get it you have to deal with something you don't want to deal with. Avoiding that would be lame.



Alright yo...




If your not interested in that thats cool with me

also



quite boring right.
Quote by The Spoon
Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
Last edited by British_Steal at Nov 4, 2012,
#119
It's just one of those things that people make a big deal out of but they never give a good explanation of how, in and of itself, it is a bad thing.

People make fun of you because other people are going to make fun of you?

EDIT: ^ Haha. Don't care.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
Last edited by guitarist41 at Nov 4, 2012,
#120
Quote by guitarist41
I agree, but there's a difference between being scared and simply avoiding something you don't want.
You probably want it, but you've adapted to not getting it. You're telling me if a woman that looks like Kate Beckinsale wanted to sleep with you, you simply wouldn't want it?

You're trying to save face because you're either scared or unable.