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#121
Quote by guitarist41

People make fun of you because other people are going to make fun of you?

People make fun of you because they cant fathom how you don't have any sex drive, and there therefore must be some other explanation for your abstinence.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Nov 4, 2012,
#122
Quote by The Madcap
You probably want it, but you've adapted to not getting it. You're telling me if a woman that looks like Kate Beckinsale wanted to sleep with you, you simply wouldn't want it?

You're trying to save face because you're either scared or unable.


Don't know who she is. And there is no face to save.

And you sound like my mother.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#123
Quote by teh_nubs101
So what? Just because he's not fitting in with society's standards makes it a bad thing? That seems awfully judgmental. If the guy says being a virgin isn't a big deal, then what's to fix?
9/10 times it's for very poor reasons (basically excuses).
Quote by teh_nubs101
It's not like his lack of experience is going to be the downfall of every single relationship he comes across. Sure plenty of women might care, but not EVERY woman. So if its not something that makes or break a relationship, why should it matter?
It would make or break several relationships. It's an extremely important part of a relationship. Yes, not EVERY woman, but most. Trying to find that one would be pretty hard. It's a big deal because it's a big deal to women.
Quote by guitarist41
It's just one of those things that people make a big deal out of but they never give a good explanation of how, in and of itself, it is a bad thing.
I already have.
#124
Quote by guitarist41
Don't know who she is. And there is no face to save.
It doesn't matter who she is. Replace her name with some woman you find gorgeous. The point stands.
Quote by guitarist41
And you sound like my mother.
...So? Ever think your mom might be right?
#125
Quote by The Madcap
I already have.


Nope.

Also, people talk about teenage boys all of a sudden being obsessed with sex during puberty. That never happened to me.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#126
I'm 19 and haven't lost it yet, but it hasn't been a big priority TBH. I'm working on it, and if a decent opportunity comes up I'll push for it.

Worst case scenario, I'll probably just start asking drunk chicks at parties if they want to fuck. Apparently this works for some people with a 50-60% rate.
#127
Quote by The Madcap
It doesn't matter who she is. Replace her name with some woman you find gorgeous. The point stands....So? Ever think your mom might be right?


Nope. She's Catholic.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#128
Quote by guitarist41
Nope.

Also, people talk about teenage boys all of a sudden being obsessed with sex during puberty. That never happened to me.
Never happened to me either. I still find girls pretty.

And yes I have.
Quote by guitarist41
Nope. She's Catholic.
Ouch, you take one belief you disagree with and assume she's wrong about everything else? That's foolish. My mom is religious too, but I'm not gonna use that to think she has no validity on any subject period. That's pretty silly of you. Some of the greatest minds have been catholic.
#129
Quote by guitarist41
Quote by British_Steal



quite boring right.


EDIT: ^ Haha. Don't care.

Would you or would you not, given the perfect and safe opportunity and presented with that scene, wish to stick your member in that ass? I'm not sure if you're not interested in sex altogether or are just apathetic to the effort and percieved risks of doing it yourself.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#130
Quote by The Madcap
9/10 times it's for very poor reasons (basically excuses).It would make or break several relationships. It's an extremely important part of a relationship. Yes, not EVERY woman, but most. Trying to find that one would be pretty hard. It's a big deal because it's a big deal to women.I already have.

I highly doubt it comes to par with every other trait women look for in a man, but...
Psh, I'll be here all night. So lets agree to disagree.
#131
Quote by teh_nubs101
I highly doubt it comes to par with every other trait women look for in a man, but...
Psh, I'll be here all night. So lets agree to disagree.
No, sex is pretty damn important in a relationship. It can really change the entire dynamic.
#132
Quote by The Madcap
Never happened to me either. I still find girls pretty.

And yes I have.Ouch, you take one belief you disagree with and assume she's wrong about everything else? That's foolish. My mom is religious too, but I'm not gonna use that to think she has no validity on any subject period. That's pretty silly of you. Some of the greatest minds have been catholic.


Thanks for the education, man!
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#133
Quote by guitarist41
Thanks for the education, man!
Go ahead, be sarcastic all you want. Your stubbornness isn't doing you any good, though.
#134
Quote by Hydra150
Would you or would you not, given the perfect and safe opportunity and presented with that scene, wish to stick your member in that ass? I'm not sure if you're not interested in sex altogether or are just apathetic to the effort and percieved risks of doing it yourself.


I wouldn't.

Maybe I should have made it clear earlier that I am weird, and that I have been so all my life.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#135
Quote by guitarist41
Maybe I should have made it clear earlier that I am weird, and that I have been so all my life.

probably
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#136
Quote by The Madcap
Go ahead, be sarcastic all you want. Your stubbornness isn't doing you any good, though.


Until it makes sense to me, I'm not going to assent.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#137
Quote by The Madcap
No, sex is pretty damn important in a relationship. It can really change the entire dynamic.

Sex? Maybe.
Sexual experience? Maybe not so much.

Okay. I'm done now.
#138
Quote by Hydra150
probably


Not like The League of Gentlemen weird, but like "is he autistic or something?" weird
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#139
Quote by guitarist41
Not like The League of Gentlemen weird, but like "is he autistic or something?" weird

Well, seeing as the whole point of this thread is to ask unusually personal questions; do you watch porn and stuff or are you like asexual? You don't have sexual desires, but do you find some women attractive?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#140
Quote by teh_nubs101
Sex? Maybe.
Sexual experience? Maybe not so much.

Okay. I'm done now.
Virgins aren't nearly as good at sex as people who have regularly had sex.
#141
Quote by jugglingfreak
I said "you have a greater chance of winning the lottery than getting someone pregnant due failure of birth control"

To which you responded


hyperbole[ hahy-pur-buh-lee ]
noun Rhetoric
1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”

Now, again what is the most likely result of having sex while properly using birth control?

Why are you afraid to answer such a simple question?

Untwist your shit brah, you're the one refusing to face facts here. The fact that you're not more likely to win the lottery than to have properly-used birth control fail. The fact that stating other wise is a flatout LIE, not HYPERBOLE.

TO SUMMARIZE. Hyperbole:



Lie:
Quote by jugglingfreak
Again, You have a far greater chance of winning the lottery than someone getting pregnant due to failure of birth control.

Again, your choice is your choice, nothing wrong with that. Just that line of reasoning doesn't cut it..


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#142
Quote by Hydra150
Well, seeing as the whole point of this thread is to ask unusually personal questions; do you watch porn and stuff or are you like asexual? You don't have sexual desires, but do you find some women attractive?


Once in a blue moon (6 months - 1 year ...that's the universally accepted definition of 'blue moon') I will see a girl and get that "jolt" and want to pounce on her (not in a rape-y way), but I don't feel like myself when that happends and it fades very quickly.

EDIT: I don't watch porn.

****in' weird conversation.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
Last edited by guitarist41 at Nov 4, 2012,
#143
I dunno how you can only want to bang a random hot chick twice a year. You must live in a cave. I see girls maybe once a week that i'm like "damn i'd tap that."
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#144
Quote by bradulator
I dunno how you can only want to bang a random hot chick twice a year. You must live in a cave. I see girls maybe once a week that i'm like "damn i'd tap that."


I hardly ever socialise, and when I'm out and about, I'm usually lost in thought and listening to my iPod.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#145
Quote by guitarist41
I hardly ever socialise, and when I'm out and about, I'm usually lost in thought and listening to my iPod.

You might have just caught the gay.
pinga
#146
My first time was with my friend with benefits at age 18. Found ourselves alone at my house one day after school, we were fooling around as usual, I had a condom, and it just kind of happened. Neither of us came but it felt ****ing amazing...
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#147
I see.


Dat ass gif is glorious by the way.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#148
Quote by Cb4rabid
You might have just caught the gay.


Possibly. Although the same argument would apply. Minus the occassional attraction.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#149
guitarist41, don't you think you would enjoy sex, if you did it with someone you found attractive? Because that's the crux of the issue, I think, that it feels good. If you don't have the desire then fair enough, but if you actively don't want to then thats different.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#150
Quote by bradulator
I see.


Dat ass gif is glorious by the way.
I've never been an ass guy and those gifs really do nothing for me. A nice pair of legs however are something I can't resist
#151
Quote by The Madcap
I've never been an ass guy

I didn't used to be, I was all about the legs and the stomach/hips. These days I'm an ass man though, although sometimes you gotta appreciate a fantastic rack.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#152
Quote by The Madcap
I've never been an ass guy and those gifs really do nothing for me. A nice pair of legs however are something I can't resist

I've always been an ass guy. And I can't be a leg guy because girls with sexy legs are almost always too tall for me. Sad, true story.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#153
Quote by Hydra150
guitarist41, don't you think you would enjoy sex, if you did it with someone you found attractive? Because that's the crux of the issue, I think, that it feels good. If you don't have the desire then fair enough, but if you actively don't want to then thats different.


At the time of feel attraction, yes, very much so. Haha. But it fades so qucikly. Plus, as I said earlier in this thread, I really don't want children.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#154
ITT: we discover that guitarist41 may well be asexual

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#155
To further explain my love for ass, if a girl doesn't have an above average one then i'm not down. Usually.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#156
Quote by bradulator
To further explain my love for ass, if a girl doesn't have an above average one then i'm not down. Usually.




Pleasure arguing with you, folks.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#157
Quote by Hydra150
I didn't used to be, I was all about the legs and the stomach/hips. These days I'm an ass man though, although sometimes you gotta appreciate a fantastic rack.
Sometimes? All the time.
Quote by bradulator
I've always been an ass guy. And I can't be a leg guy because girls with sexy legs are almost always too tall for me. Sad, true story.
Wut? Maybe it's because I'm mexican and our girls aren't taller than 5 feet, but short girls can have nice legs, too.
#158
Now that I think about it you're right. I just associate super sexy legs with long and tall. There are some whose are pretty cute.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#159
Me and my girlfriend at the time got bored at homecoming freshmen year so we ditched it, broke into a house, and got my willy wet. Then she went home and I got drunk at some party and ran from the popo on my bmx bike later on lol. Good times.
you're never as free as when you are lost
#160
This reminds me of that thread where that one guy said he was asexual, and arguments ensued. I don't remember it too well. But yea, what was this thread about again? Oh yea, sex is good and i like it