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http://www.churchsw.org/christian-antiporn-project

Christian Anti-Porn is a browser extension that will filter websites based on the content/url and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not completely block but rather display Bible verse with the crucified Jesus Christ and to remind every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites. This add-on is not an ultimate filter for porn. God is the ultimate filter and only He can guard you and give you enough grace to overcome sin. Hence, pray to Jesus Christ who died for our sins.


You better believe I installed that shit, yo.
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Oh thank you Lord. My mind was getting clouded over which websites Jebus would want me to visit.
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They should change it so this pops up fullscreen.



This is as close as I could get it.

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This is as close as I could get it.

Dem boobs in the top right. ;O
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Dem boobs in the top right. ;O


I had to search for sinful material.
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I had to search for sinful material.
You dirty cowardly lion, you.
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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
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So...

Only Christian extremists think it's appropriate to censor people being nailed on porn sites with Jesus being nailed.

So wait, they think its appropriate to show Jesus being nailed when looking at a porn site?
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Oh my god those ghosts look like splooge I'm surprised my add on didn't do anything about it!

Maybe I need to upgrade to the newest version?

Nah, ghosts are considered real in the bible.
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Nah, ghosts are considered real in the bible.


But the ghosts in the bible don't look like ejaculation spills

That comic is tempting me to... I need help!
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But wait...

Those who WOULD get it and are all for it... Already believe that God can see everything they do and every time they sin. So they'd avoid sites like this already.

Those who don't believe... wouldn't get this.

So apart from those who are weak and tempted and believe it is wrong to fap and look at porn whilst doing so regrettably, who would most likely not download this add on, who else would this help?
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But wait...

Those who WOULD get it and are all for it... Already believe that God can see everything they do and every time they sin. So they'd avoid sites like this already.

Those who don't believe... wouldn't get this.

So apart from those who are weak and tempted and believe it is wrong to fap and look at porn whilst doing so regrettably, who would most likely not download this add on, who else would this help?


It helps me laugh.
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It helps me laugh.


I know I know me too

But I'm just trying to understand their logic.

It's like.... I dunno. Something that MAY affect two percent of the population? Ahahaha.

"Oh goody! I never went to porn sites before but in case I do by accident, by like, typing in BBW and thinking it means Bible Buddies of Wisconsin", this will save me!"
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I know I know me too

But I'm just trying to understand their logic.

It's like.... I dunno. Something that MAY affect two percent of the population? Ahahaha.

"Oh goody! I never went to porn sites before but in case I do by accident, by like, typing in BBW and thinking it means Bible Buddies of Wisconsin", this will save me!"

I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?
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I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?


There are much more effective blocks.
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I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?

That's not really getting anybody anywhere.

"Oh, look, some thing that mom and dad put up. I will ignore and spank my monkey"
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I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?


My dad used to have a program like that. He didn't care about me and porn, but he did care about a 12 year old me seeing porn online because of course you can see some crazy shit. He used to say buy mags for now. My dad was awesome.

Of course, back when I was much smarter with computers, I found a way through that program and skinned the banana.
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My dad used to have a program like that. He didn't care about me and porn, but he did care about a 12 year old me seeing porn online because of course you can see some crazy shit. He used to say buy mags for now. My dad was awesome.

Of course, back when I was much smarter with computers, I found a way through that program and skinned the banana.


Skinned the banana is such a limiting term for masturbation because one has to be uncircumcised for that idiom to apply. That is why I assert that "beating the meat" is the best phrase for chocking the chicken.
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I do hope it shows this verse.

Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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Im gonna go watch some porn now.

Anyone care to join me at the Hub?
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Im gonna go watch some porn now.

Anyone care to join me at the Hub?


I shall join you in both.

But only if we fornicate in the bathroom, like all the cool sinners.
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I'm now using this picture:



I find it's a far better boner killer than crucified Jesus.
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"Oh goody! I never went to porn sites before but in case I do by accident, by like, typing in BBW and thinking it means Bible Buddies of Wisconsin", this will save me!"

Well that is actually kind of plausible. Sorta.
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I'm now using this picture:



I find it's a far better boner killer than crucified Jesus.

Hey hey hey, stay outta my porn
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Greatest prank ever
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Skinned the banana is such a limiting term for masturbation because one has to be uncircumcised for that idiom to apply. That is why I assert that "beating the meat" is the best phrase for chocking the chicken.


Well I was going to say spank the monkey but the post before mine said that and I didn't want to be THAT guy

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Well that is actually kind of plausible. Sorta.




You know something is not right when your joke is almost actually a real thing ahahaha
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Well I was going to say spank the monkey but the post before mine said that and I didn't want to be THAT guy

Nah, man, it's cool. We're all just monkey-spankers here
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