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zgr0826
UG's Cowardly Bassist
Join date: Dec 2007
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#1
http://www.churchsw.org/christian-antiporn-project

Christian Anti-Porn is a browser extension that will filter websites based on the content/url and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not completely block but rather display Bible verse with the crucified Jesus Christ and to remind every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites. This add-on is not an ultimate filter for porn. God is the ultimate filter and only He can guard you and give you enough grace to overcome sin. Hence, pray to Jesus Christ who died for our sins.


You better believe I installed that shit, yo.
I Like St. Anger, So What?

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I love my gays man, but a child could be buying that whopper. It just makes for a very awkward situation in the mini van when the father is talking to his son.

ayy lmao
LostLegion
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#4
Oh thank you Lord. My mind was getting clouded over which websites Jebus would want me to visit.
Ometh
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#5
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#7
Regarding the furry fandom from the man himself:
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Please understand how little we as a community care
zgr0826
UG's Cowardly Bassist
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#9
Quote by Thrill-house
They should change it so this pops up fullscreen.



This is as close as I could get it.

I Like St. Anger, So What?

Quote by NewDayHappy

I love my gays man, but a child could be buying that whopper. It just makes for a very awkward situation in the mini van when the father is talking to his son.

ayy lmao
T00DEEPBLUE
Boba FRETT
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#10
^

Regarding the furry fandom from the man himself:
Quote by Axelfox
Please understand how little we as a community care
EvilDomo
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#11
Quote by zgr0826
This is as close as I could get it.

Dem boobs in the top right. ;O
私の名前はアジリョです

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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
zgr0826
UG's Cowardly Bassist
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#13
Quote by EvilDomo
Dem boobs in the top right. ;O


I had to search for sinful material.
I Like St. Anger, So What?

Quote by NewDayHappy

I love my gays man, but a child could be buying that whopper. It just makes for a very awkward situation in the mini van when the father is talking to his son.

ayy lmao
EvilDomo
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#14
Quote by zgr0826
I had to search for sinful material.
You dirty cowardly lion, you.
私の名前はアジリョです

Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
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Boba FRETT
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#15
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
So...

Only Christian extremists think it's appropriate to censor people being nailed on porn sites with Jesus being nailed.

So wait, they think its appropriate to show Jesus being nailed when looking at a porn site?
Regarding the furry fandom from the man himself:
Quote by Axelfox
Please understand how little we as a community care
T00DEEPBLUE
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#17
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
thatsthejoke.jpeg

Regarding the furry fandom from the man himself:
Quote by Axelfox
Please understand how little we as a community care
T00DEEPBLUE
Boba FRETT
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#19
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Oh my god those ghosts look like splooge I'm surprised my add on didn't do anything about it!

Maybe I need to upgrade to the newest version?

Nah, ghosts are considered real in the bible.
Regarding the furry fandom from the man himself:
Quote by Axelfox
Please understand how little we as a community care
zgr0826
UG's Cowardly Bassist
Join date: Dec 2007
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#21
Quote by Thrill-house


I Like St. Anger, So What?

Quote by NewDayHappy

I love my gays man, but a child could be buying that whopper. It just makes for a very awkward situation in the mini van when the father is talking to his son.

ayy lmao
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
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#22
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Nah, ghosts are considered real in the bible.


But the ghosts in the bible don't look like ejaculation spills

That comic is tempting me to... I need help!
Joshua Garcia
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#23
"Oh shoots! Jesus caught me again! Darn! Every time!"
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
Pagan_Poetry
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#24
But wait...

Those who WOULD get it and are all for it... Already believe that God can see everything they do and every time they sin. So they'd avoid sites like this already.

Those who don't believe... wouldn't get this.

So apart from those who are weak and tempted and believe it is wrong to fap and look at porn whilst doing so regrettably, who would most likely not download this add on, who else would this help?
zgr0826
UG's Cowardly Bassist
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#25
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
But wait...

Those who WOULD get it and are all for it... Already believe that God can see everything they do and every time they sin. So they'd avoid sites like this already.

Those who don't believe... wouldn't get this.

So apart from those who are weak and tempted and believe it is wrong to fap and look at porn whilst doing so regrettably, who would most likely not download this add on, who else would this help?


It helps me laugh.
I Like St. Anger, So What?

Quote by NewDayHappy

I love my gays man, but a child could be buying that whopper. It just makes for a very awkward situation in the mini van when the father is talking to his son.

ayy lmao
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
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#26
Quote by zgr0826
It helps me laugh.


I know I know me too

But I'm just trying to understand their logic.

It's like.... I dunno. Something that MAY affect two percent of the population? Ahahaha.

"Oh goody! I never went to porn sites before but in case I do by accident, by like, typing in BBW and thinking it means Bible Buddies of Wisconsin", this will save me!"
Joshua Garcia
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#27
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I know I know me too

But I'm just trying to understand their logic.

It's like.... I dunno. Something that MAY affect two percent of the population? Ahahaha.

"Oh goody! I never went to porn sites before but in case I do by accident, by like, typing in BBW and thinking it means Bible Buddies of Wisconsin", this will save me!"

I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
zgr0826
UG's Cowardly Bassist
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#28
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?


There are much more effective blocks.
I Like St. Anger, So What?

Quote by NewDayHappy

I love my gays man, but a child could be buying that whopper. It just makes for a very awkward situation in the mini van when the father is talking to his son.

ayy lmao
NarwhalG2G
They're Red Hot
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#29
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?

That's not really getting anybody anywhere.

"Oh, look, some thing that mom and dad put up. I will ignore and spank my monkey"
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it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


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Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
Last edited by NarwhalG2G at Nov 3, 2012,
Pagan_Poetry
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#30
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?


My dad used to have a program like that. He didn't care about me and porn, but he did care about a 12 year old me seeing porn online because of course you can see some crazy shit. He used to say buy mags for now. My dad was awesome.

Of course, back when I was much smarter with computers, I found a way through that program and skinned the banana.
zgr0826
UG's Cowardly Bassist
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#31
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
My dad used to have a program like that. He didn't care about me and porn, but he did care about a 12 year old me seeing porn online because of course you can see some crazy shit. He used to say buy mags for now. My dad was awesome.

Of course, back when I was much smarter with computers, I found a way through that program and skinned the banana.


Skinned the banana is such a limiting term for masturbation because one has to be uncircumcised for that idiom to apply. That is why I assert that "beating the meat" is the best phrase for chocking the chicken.
I Like St. Anger, So What?

Quote by NewDayHappy

I love my gays man, but a child could be buying that whopper. It just makes for a very awkward situation in the mini van when the father is talking to his son.

ayy lmao
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
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#32
I do hope it shows this verse.

Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
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#33
Im gonna go watch some porn now.

Anyone care to join me at the Hub?
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#34
Quote by VanTheKraut
Im gonna go watch some porn now.

Anyone care to join me at the Hub?


I shall join you in both.

But only if we fornicate in the bathroom, like all the cool sinners.
ayy lmao
zgr0826
UG's Cowardly Bassist
Join date: Dec 2007
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#35
I'm now using this picture:



I find it's a far better boner killer than crucified Jesus.
I Like St. Anger, So What?

Quote by NewDayHappy

I love my gays man, but a child could be buying that whopper. It just makes for a very awkward situation in the mini van when the father is talking to his son.

ayy lmao
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#36
Quote by Pagan_Poetry

"Oh goody! I never went to porn sites before but in case I do by accident, by like, typing in BBW and thinking it means Bible Buddies of Wisconsin", this will save me!"

Well that is actually kind of plausible. Sorta.
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NarwhalG2G
They're Red Hot
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#37
Quote by zgr0826
I'm now using this picture:



I find it's a far better boner killer than crucified Jesus.

Hey hey hey, stay outta my porn
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it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
purplexing
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#38
Greatest prank ever
Quote by MDoggDX316
To quote Granddad, "I think ALL marriage should be illegal."


[quote="'-[NiL"]-'] I asked him what tuning he put it in and he replied, "seventh."

Seventh.
Pagan_Poetry
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#39
Quote by zgr0826
Skinned the banana is such a limiting term for masturbation because one has to be uncircumcised for that idiom to apply. That is why I assert that "beating the meat" is the best phrase for chocking the chicken.


Well I was going to say spank the monkey but the post before mine said that and I didn't want to be THAT guy

Quote by LeakyFlask
Well that is actually kind of plausible. Sorta.




You know something is not right when your joke is almost actually a real thing ahahaha
NarwhalG2G
They're Red Hot
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#40
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Well I was going to say spank the monkey but the post before mine said that and I didn't want to be THAT guy

Nah, man, it's cool. We're all just monkey-spankers here
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.