#1
Well I was on my way to meet up with this woman that I met the other day while I was on my break smoking cigarettes. I hit her up, she had some weed and told me "come through, we should smoke. Bring a pair of lungs, don't bring no money, baby I aint broke."

So I'm walking up the stairs to the porch, knocked against the door, heard some feet against the floor. The door had opened up and it was her. She told me hurry, come right in, leave your shoes up by the front because we just put new carpets in.

She asked me about my day and sat me down; told me we should have some fun, there ain't nobody around. She got this crazy pill the other day when she was on her way to work. Told me it will make my problems go away and fix the hurt that I had. Well, that don't sound bad.

Down the hatch, kinda nervous. "Just relax", she said rubbing on my back. Well I ain't really into drugs but **** it I'm a take a trip and I'm a love it.

I don't know what happened to me. But as soon as it hit me, I was ****ing free. It took me to somewhere off the map. And I don't think I'll ever find my way back

Well I left right after that and started driving to my house where I reside. I was high and possibly a little ****ed up in my mind. Can't remember where I live, it ain't like I just bought this house. I said **** it, took a breath, opened my door and just jumped out.

And it's funny cause I didn't even hit against the road. I just went right through the ground and started floating on my own. I see colors, different colors, like they glowing in the light. They was glowing like they glowing in the dark but it was bright.

That's alright, this shit crazy, what the **** she have me take. If this kill me I'm a come back, haunt her every single day. As I wait, sitting somewhere that I've never seen, I feel like I'm forever dreaming. Just imagine. Set a scene. Power in imagination got all my surroundings changing.

Found a place to drown my brain to something like it's outer space, but nothing like the pictures of the astronauts they show me back at school. When they told me drugs were bad, oh man, oh man they had me fooled.
#4
Awesome.

Sounds like you almost escaped but sadly here you are, back in the swing of things. I feel for you.
#5
So, you met a random woman. Then the next day you went round to her house, the house of a woman who you'd just met from taking drugs. And then you took a pill that she offered you without telling you what it was, or watching her take one first. Nigga, you the reason the Darwin Awards were made.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
ts, you are a genious
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#7
Whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
#8
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So, you met a random woman. Then the next day you went round to her house, the house of a woman who you'd just met from taking drugs. And then you took a pill that she offered you without telling you what it was, or watching her take one first. Nigga, you the reason the Darwin Awards were made.



Precisely this
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#9
Well, take your vitamins!
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#11
tl;dr
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#12
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They was glowing like they glowing in the dark but it was bright.

Trying to wrap my head around this.
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#14
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Trying to wrap my head around this.


It was light/daytime out. But they were still glowing bright (standing out) as if it was something glowing in the dark.
#20
Quote by Trowzaa
So, you met a random woman. Then the next day you went round to her house, the house of a woman who you'd just met from taking drugs. And then you took a pill that she offered you without telling you what it was, or watching her take one first. Nigga, you the reason the Darwin Awards were made.

Sounds about right.

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#21
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Lol at all the UGers who didn't recognize the lyrics to a rap song

Lol at the people who listen to rap on UG.
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#22
Wow. My IQ just dropped 50 points reading this thread. Woulda been ok though if he banged her.
#23
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Wow. My IQ just dropped 50 points reading this thread. Woulda been ok though if he banged her.


0 - 50 is still 0.
#24
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0 - 50 is still 0.


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#25
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Or maybe the Mac Miller song is me?



TS is Mac Miller.

Problem solved .
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#26
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#27
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Lol at all the UGers who didn't recognize the lyrics to a rap song


Those are lyrics? Really?

Maybe Friday isn't such a bad song afterall, I mean comparatively at least.
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#29
Last time I posted in one of your threads I got banned
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#30
Mac Miller sucks though
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#32
Erm, ok.

It sounds like when you jumped out of the car, you hit your head pretty badly. If you can, call an ambulance or something, that is, if you can find your phone, it might have turned into a small bus or something.
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#33
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Actually, it's -50. Math is hard.

But it's not possible to have a negative IQ, is it? That's what he was getting at.
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#39
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Knock 'em out the box, Rick. Knock 'em out.

dis nigga knows wassup
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#40
Quote by Highelf04
TLDR

Anyone give me the gist of it


TS met women, went over, took pill from woman, had crazy trip.

It was determined by the posters that TS is actually Mac Miller and story is really lyrics to one of his songs.