If you had to create your own TV show,what concept would you go with ?

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#1
I'd write my own sitcom about a foul mouthed toilet that can talk and call it Talking Toilet.
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Something involving the dramatic drama Nicholas Cage must go through being a cat. I call it Catolas Cage. I got the idea from these pictures:


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#8
Probably something about a gay pornstar who wants to become a priest. He'd have a pet cougar.
#9
I want to make a ton of money of Talking Toilet so there'd be merchandise too.

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#12
i'd write a comedy series about junkie avant garde artists living in mexico
#13
I'd make a show about a middle aged man in America who has a wife who plays the straight man to his zany and hilarious hijinks. He also has a nerdy son, an oddball daughter, and another family member who can talk English but shouldn't. To top it off, there'll be another family member who is weirdly anthropomorphic and can also speak English.
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#15
If I made a TV show then this would be the synopsis:

There's a guy and he works as a forensic scientist in the homicide department of a police station located in Miami. He helps the homicide department when they need some blood spatter work or blood tests etc done. The catch of the show is that he's also a murder! He only kills people that deserve to die. This is because he has a code to make sure he doesn't get caught. He will have learned the code from his stepdad or something.

I think a show like this would do pretty good.


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#16
5 friends, they go to this one bar every night, they sometimes are romantically involved with each other and shenanigans occur
#17
^Dammit

I would make a show where we would basically just follow a group of people through their lives that we would sometimes script, and they would be super drunk atleast once a show, or just impossibly stupid, I haven`t decided yet.

Now that would be a hit.
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#22
Mockumentary/sitcom thing.

Probably about an eccentric long-time hermit adjusting to modern life.

EDIT: Loving the Nicolas Cage stuff. Haha.
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#23
An insider political drama along the lines of The Ides of March. Think The West Wing only interesting.
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#25
Homosexual workplace comedy drama.

2 part who gave the boss a handjob, smoking gun style episode for the series premiere
#26
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I'd write my own sitcom about a foul mouthed toilet that can talk and call it Talking Toilet.

sounds like.... shit
#27
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sounds like....the shit

FTFY

...Except not really. Because that really does sound bad. So...

...I guess I'll unfix that for you.
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sounds like.... shit

Re-FTFY
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#28
Honestly, sketch comedy. Best comedy.
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#29
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FTFY

...Except not really. Because that really does sound bad. So...

...I guess I'll unfix that for you.

Re-FTFY

it was supposed to be a pun about being a toilet :/
#31
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it was supposed to be a pun about being a toilet :/

Uhh. I know. I changed my mind and agreed with you. :/
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#33
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sounds like.... shit

Talking Toilet's pissed off, everyone dumps on him, some people even take the piss and for Talking Toilet, life is shit.
Of course, he's not evil, he just got born a toilet.
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#34
My program would be a documentry, probably something along the lines of taking various people from different Abrahamic religions (a Jew, a Muslim and a Christian) and placing them (together) in different remote tribal cultures to learn about very different religious traditions to their own.

I'd start with the Island of Tanna in the South Pacific, where the locals are known as the 'happiest people on earth' and actualy worship Prince Phillip as a god.

It'd be pretty funny watching them point out to the Abrahamic deligates that they can actualy prove that their god exists.
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#35
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It'd be pretty funny watching them point out to the Abrahamic deligates that they can actualy prove that their god exists.



i would watch for that scene alone.
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#36
It'd be a show about sending priests to people's homes, and then the priests will rape children for god.

Everybody wins.

...

Excepct for the children..... and their parents....... and the show producers....... and the viewers.....

Ok, maybe that's a bad idea :-/
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#38
I got an idea for a show. People will see how long they can last in a cage with Nicholas Cage. It'll be called "The Cage".
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#40
I've already begun writing one.

It's called "Who'd Have Thunk It? David Blunkett!"

Basically it follows blind British politician David Blunkett as he goes around and gets into hilarious misadventures due to him misinterpreting what people are saying.
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