treborillusion
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#1
If I was a parent and a child of mine wanted it, then MAYBE I'd feel happy about it running around with, in essence, a business card shaped like a cartoon meerkat if I get insurance or a credit card through their price comparision serve.

They can keep the meerkat!
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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#2
Yiff it.
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treborillusion
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#3
Quote by treborillusion
If I was a parent and a child of mine wanted it, then MAYBE I'd feel happy about it running around with, in essence, a business card shaped like a cartoon meerkat if I get insurance or a credit card through their price comparision service*.


They can keep the meerkat!

I hate typos, and that edit post time even more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wjfs-UL0PE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKHxXyXTWhA
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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#4
Seriously, TS, make a blog or something.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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#5
Meercats are awesome.
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treborillusion
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#7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpQYiwfGGaI

The adverts are fantastic though, but, see thread title.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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#9
Dress him up like Mark Meer and get a Mark Meerkat.
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treborillusion
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#10
Quote by necrosis1193
Dress him up like Mark Meer and get a Mark Meerkat.

If I did use them and got a meerkat, that would piss me off, I'm 25. I don't want clutter, they can keep my one. I'd probably only put my one in the bin, drive up the price that much more on all the other ones out there that people are collecting, so they'll be slightly worth more, that's what I would do with a cuddly toy if I had to have one.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Last edited by treborillusion at Nov 4, 2012,
necrosis1193
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Quote by treborillusion
If I did use them and got a meerkat, that would piss me off, I'm 25. I don't want clutter, they can keep my one. I'd probably only put my one in the bin, drive up the price that much more on all the other ones out there that people are collecting, so they'll be slightly worth more, that's what I would do with a cuddly toy if I had to have one.


You seem very grumpy.

You know what would help?

A cuddly wuddly fuzzy wuzzy stuffed meerkat to hug.
Hey you! Yes, you! Buy my music! It's cool and stuff!

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Last edited by necrosis1193 at Nov 4, 2012,
treborillusion
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#12
Touché. Necrosis1193
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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#13
Quote by treborillusion
Touché. Necrosis1193


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#14
Make sweet tender love to it. That is the only way you can maintain your dignity.
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#16
The answer is contained within your question.

Think:What would axelfox do?
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#17
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Make sweet tender love to it. That is the only way you can maintain your dignity.


this. hollow out a hole in it and go to town
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#20
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Make sweet tender love to it. That is the only way you can maintain your dignity.

Isn't that what Axelfox does to his fox "that has a hole in it"?
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#21
Am I the only one really confused by this thread?
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#24
I had no strong feelings about meerkats. Like, I knew they existed but our paths never really crossed in day to day life so I didn't give them much of a thought. Then those adverts started. Then everyone started repeating that shit. Now the shit is everywhere and I can't seem to get away from it. I think if I saw a meerkat right now, I'd punt it.

So fuck you Compare the Market.
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#26
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Am I the only one really confused by this thread?

Nope. The OP was "wtf" level of confusing.

Edit:
All I've gotten out of this thread is that TS is turning into Axelfox.
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#27
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Am I the only one really confused by this thread?


I have no idea what all this is about....

OP is too confusing....
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#28
What the **** is going on.
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#30
The meerkat has pervaded our society. But I don't see why a child carrying a cuddly meerkat toy is a bad thing. Then kids can compare the meerkat! (^-^)7
lol nah bish
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#31
Quote by WCPhils
Am I the only one really confused by this thread?

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I dont get it

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Nope. The OP was "wtf" level of confusing.

Edit:
All I've gotten out of this thread is that TS is turning into Axelfox.

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I have no idea what all this is about....

OP is too confusing....

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What the **** is going on.


Insurance company in the UK called "compare the market" have this whole 'compare the meerkat' thing going on in their adverts, and when you buy insurance with them, you get a free meerkat teddy bear I guess