Poll: Do you have a heart beat?
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View poll results: Do you have a heart beat?
Yes
18 22%
No
13 16%
Occasionally
12 15%
Most of the time
6 7%
TS is a knob
33 40%
Voters: 82.
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#1
I've noticed that I have a heart beat, and I want to be sure that I'm not the only one (you know, it wouldn't be very scientific if I just made the claim without making sure...).

So pit, do y'all have a heart beat, or is there something wrong with me?
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#2
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I've noticed that I have a heart beat

wtf is wrong wit u bro

see a doctor immdiately
#4
Did you just hatch from an egg?

I have no heartbeat obviously. I was born with a steel cold iron slab as my hearts replacement.
#5
Quote by NordicThrasher
I am cold, soulless, like the black in the night. No, I don't.


AM I KVLT ENUFF YET?


Teach me your ways, great one
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#8
Do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us?
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#9
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us?

I did as a child and still do.
#10
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us?


Only if i'm stoned.
#11
I've been told I'm like a robot
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#12
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us?



Maybe.


>___>


*cough*Jackal58, Crunk, Element, Jetfuel, Palm Mute*cough*
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#15
Quote by Holy Katana
Jay's a robot?


Indeed. Don't tell him that I told you tho. It's our little secret.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#16
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us?


mmm, yes. Cylons. But we've long gotten over our differences.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#17
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Indeed. Don't tell him that I told you tho. It's our little secret.

Well, he does really have an unhealthy obsession with building Gundam models...

I should've known.
#19
Quote by Holy Katana
Well, he does really have an unhealthy obsession with building Gundam models...

I should've known.


Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#20
how much LSD have you been dropping lately brah?
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#21
Quote by bradulator
how much LSD have you been dropping lately brah?


Crack is wack, yo.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#22
Quote by me_llamo_juan
No, we don't have the technology.

Perhaps not we, but perhaps they (the robots) do.
#23
I actually have a very big heart (medically, not on some soppy bs) so yeah, mine's pretty bossy.
#24
TS is clearly a knob, and no because my heart is a shard of flint.
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If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
#25
nope my pump is more efficient it doesnt beat just a steady stream of blood like a river of blood flowing through me in a uiet room you can hear the shhhhhh of it
#28
Quote by Danjo's Guitar
No way brah.

(What does the term "knob" actually mean?)


Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
#33
Quote by Danjo's Guitar
Literally a door knob?

Yes. Truly the greatest insult one can unleash upon the enemy. Just look at that slut.
#34
This stupid shit stays open? Good thing my white privilege thread got closed for absolutely no reason.
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
#35
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Yeah. I produced a song where the beat sampled a Heart song.

It was called Baracootcha




http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19977958

More interestingly, this guy died recently from non-artificial heart-related issues but had been living for 6 months with a couple of pumps acting as a pseudo-heart. Medical technology is cool.
Last edited by RU Experienced? at Nov 8, 2012,
#38
Quote by Dreadnought
This stupid shit stays open? Good thing my white privilege thread got closed for absolutely no reason.

It got closed?
#39
Quote by NordicThrasher
It's a penis.


Dô e en jävvla slappfetta fôr dedär.
Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
#40
Quote by AtaBorMan
Dô e en jävvla slappfetta fôr dedär.

Something "****ing".



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