Poll: Do you have a heart beat?
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View poll results: Do you have a heart beat?
Yes
18 22%
No
13 16%
Occasionally
12 15%
Most of the time
6 7%
TS is a knob
33 40%
Voters: 82.
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IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#1
I've noticed that I have a heart beat, and I want to be sure that I'm not the only one (you know, it wouldn't be very scientific if I just made the claim without making sure...).

So pit, do y'all have a heart beat, or is there something wrong with me?
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#2
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I've noticed that I have a heart beat

wtf is wrong wit u bro

see a doctor immdiately
NordicThrasher
Something Wild
Join date: Oct 2012
148 IQ
#3
I am cold, soulless, like the black in the night. No, I don't.


AM I KVLT ENUFF YET?
Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
2,790 IQ
#4
Did you just hatch from an egg?

I have no heartbeat obviously. I was born with a steel cold iron slab as my hearts replacement.
IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#5
Quote by NordicThrasher
I am cold, soulless, like the black in the night. No, I don't.


AM I KVLT ENUFF YET?


Teach me your ways, great one
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
Join date: Jan 2010
770 IQ
#8
Do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us?
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#9
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us?

I did as a child and still do.
Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
2,790 IQ
#10
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us?


Only if i'm stoned.
OliOsbourne
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2010
545 IQ
#11
I've been told I'm like a robot
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#12
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us?



Maybe.


>___>


*cough*Jackal58, Crunk, Element, Jetfuel, Palm Mute*cough*
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
Holy Katana
Anarcho-Awesomist
Join date: Apr 2005
1,681 IQ
#14
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Maybe.


>___>


*cough*Jackal58, Crunk, Element, Jetfuel, Palm Mute*cough*

Jay's a robot?
IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#15
Quote by Holy Katana
Jay's a robot?


Indeed. Don't tell him that I told you tho. It's our little secret.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#16
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us?


mmm, yes. Cylons. But we've long gotten over our differences.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
Holy Katana
Anarcho-Awesomist
Join date: Apr 2005
1,681 IQ
#17
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Indeed. Don't tell him that I told you tho. It's our little secret.

Well, he does really have an unhealthy obsession with building Gundam models...

I should've known.
IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#19
Quote by Holy Katana
Well, he does really have an unhealthy obsession with building Gundam models...

I should've known.


Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#21
Quote by bradulator
how much LSD have you been dropping lately brah?


Crack is wack, yo.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#22
Quote by me_llamo_juan
No, we don't have the technology.

Perhaps not we, but perhaps they (the robots) do.
willT08
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
2,923 IQ
#23
I actually have a very big heart (medically, not on some soppy bs) so yeah, mine's pretty bossy.
AtaBorMan
UG's reclusive wanker
Join date: Jul 2009
480 IQ
#24
TS is clearly a knob, and no because my heart is a shard of flint.
Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
supersac
Tab Contributor
Join date: Aug 2009
630 IQ
#25
nope my pump is more efficient it doesnt beat just a steady stream of blood like a river of blood flowing through me in a uiet room you can hear the shhhhhh of it
AtaBorMan
UG's reclusive wanker
Join date: Jul 2009
480 IQ
#28
Quote by Danjo's Guitar
No way brah.

(What does the term "knob" actually mean?)


Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#33
Quote by Danjo's Guitar
Literally a door knob?

Yes. Truly the greatest insult one can unleash upon the enemy. Just look at that slut.
Dreadnought
Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
5,196 IQ
#34
This stupid shit stays open? Good thing my white privilege thread got closed for absolutely no reason.
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
278 IQ
#35
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Yeah. I produced a song where the beat sampled a Heart song.

It was called Baracootcha




http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19977958

More interestingly, this guy died recently from non-artificial heart-related issues but had been living for 6 months with a couple of pumps acting as a pseudo-heart. Medical technology is cool.
Last edited by RU Experienced? at Nov 8, 2012,
palm mute
Reserved User
Join date: Nov 2009
280 IQ
#36
Awww damnit I'm a robot
In my heart I'm with you

every night
NordicThrasher
Something Wild
Join date: Oct 2012
148 IQ
#38
Quote by Dreadnought
This stupid shit stays open? Good thing my white privilege thread got closed for absolutely no reason.

It got closed?
AtaBorMan
UG's reclusive wanker
Join date: Jul 2009
480 IQ
#39
Quote by NordicThrasher
It's a penis.


Dô e en jävvla slappfetta fôr dedär.
Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
NordicThrasher
Something Wild
Join date: Oct 2012
148 IQ
#40
Quote by AtaBorMan
Dô e en jävvla slappfetta fôr dedär.

Something "****ing".



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