Dirge Humani
Tyler
Join date: Sep 2006
282 IQ
#3
If they are bad he has every right to complain.
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now googling "how to pasta"
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
3,467 IQ
#4
... It's too cold?


....... it's.... too...... cold....


I'm sorry, call me an ass, but I honestly laughed really hard at that.

Dur I got arrested for killing so many people and shattering so many families and friends, but this prison cell sure is cold! I wouldn't even be that evil to make a prison cell cold!
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#5
If he forze to death I would find it funny
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Ometh
UG Addict
Join date: Oct 2009
3,913 IQ
#6
Great troll.

EDIT:
Quote by WCPhils
If he forze to death I would find it funny

I wouldn't because I don't care for the people he killed
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NordicThrasher
Something Wild
Join date: Oct 2012
148 IQ
#8
I find it hard to believe he's bitching. Norwegian law is very liberal, and the prisons are definitely not as harsh as, say, American prisons, from what I hear and read.
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,634 IQ
#10
Denying the man moisturizer during the cold weather months is pretty inhumane. He's gonna get wrinkles.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#11
Why bother giving this piece of shit air time
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AtaBorMan
UG's reclusive wanker
Join date: Jul 2009
480 IQ
#12
I hope he dies a slow, painful death with no one around to give him attention.
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WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#13
Quote by AtaBorMan
I hope he dies a slow, painful death with no one around to give him attention.

He should be thankful no one killed him tbh
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
FireFromTheVoid
Strange Juice
Join date: Mar 2011
98 IQ
#14
Anders Behring Breivik complained in a letter to the prison service that his coffee is served cold, he does not have enough butter for his bread, and he is not allowed moisturiser.

That shit is inhumane, nobody deserves cold coffee.
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Oyface
**** seagulls
Join date: Apr 2008
779 IQ
#16
Anders Behring Breivik's prison conditions 'inhumane'


Yeah, because he's the one to say that.

I want to shit on his face. Not in a fetish way. It's pure hate.
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NordicThrasher
Something Wild
Join date: Oct 2012
148 IQ
#17
Quote by Oyface
Yeah, because he's the one to say that.

I want to shit on his face. Not in a fetish way. It's pure hate.

SkepsisMetal
✈ 🍁
Join date: Aug 2009
1,468 IQ
#18
Well it's bigger than what I'm paying to live in for Uni, and he gets his meals brought for him
Cunt
Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#19
Quote by Jackal58
Why bother giving this piece of shit air time
This.
Bad Kharmel
Registered User
Join date: May 2009
167 IQ
#20
special circumstances death penalty is looking better all the time isn't it Norway
xhisor
Yes.
Join date: Dec 2008
653 IQ
#21
Quote by NordicThrasher
I find it hard to believe he's bitching. Norwegian law is very liberal, and the prisons are definitely not as harsh as, say, American prisons, from what I hear and read.

The guy lives in his own ****ing apartment. If i ever get evicted i know what im going to do.
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
Last edited by xhisor at Nov 9, 2012,
kaptink
whoa-oh-oh
Join date: Jun 2006
651 IQ
#22
It's too cold? It's Norway, no shit it's cold!
yoman297
hi
Join date: Oct 2010
1,476 IQ
#23
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
He'd die a cold hearted killer




since he bitched about the world the feds bitched then he bitched about jail now we're bitching

bitch
WaterGod
BernieBro
Join date: Sep 2010
541 IQ
#24
He has to ask to change the channel on his TV? You have a sick justice system Norway.
due 07
haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#25
this guy reminds me of nosferatu man so much.
TheChaz
Other Barry
Join date: Jun 2008
543 IQ
#26
Quote by due 07
this guy reminds me of nosferatu man so much.

Oh god... it's true.

"My coffee is cold! This is a sign of the decline of culture and civilization!"
Dash49
UG's Naive Idiot
Join date: Jan 2010
155 IQ
#27
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
He'd die a cold hearted killer


Either my lack of sleep is skewing my humour... But that actually made me lose my shit
^^ Hahah, I'm just kidding.. or am I?


Don't click this.
Toadvine
Obviously, not a golfer
Join date: May 2010
829 IQ
#29
They should have a 24 webcast of him shivering in his cell. That would keep me warm through the long, cold winter.
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
Dreadnought
Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
5,250 IQ
#30
We should make it warmer. Surely this will rehabilitate him!
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
Geldin
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2008
1,677 IQ
#31
Quote by Bad Kharmel
special circumstances death penalty is looking better all the time isn't it Norway

Agreed hard. I don't ordinarily believe in the death penalty, but this guy does not need to deserve to continue breathing.
willT08
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
2,923 IQ
#32
For real, dry skin is something no man should have to suffer.
Gibson_SG_uzr55
DJ SNAAAAKKEEE
Join date: Jul 2006
4,028 IQ
#34
The only point he could possibly have is the excessive cavity searches, but 1) he may or may not be exaggerating and 2) I don't know the protocol about such matters anyway. Everything else seems like just incessant whining.
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