#4
... It's too cold?


....... it's.... too...... cold....


I'm sorry, call me an ass, but I honestly laughed really hard at that.

Dur I got arrested for killing so many people and shattering so many families and friends, but this prison cell sure is cold! I wouldn't even be that evil to make a prison cell cold!
#6
Great troll.

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#8
I find it hard to believe he's bitching. Norwegian law is very liberal, and the prisons are definitely not as harsh as, say, American prisons, from what I hear and read.
#10
Denying the man moisturizer during the cold weather months is pretty inhumane. He's gonna get wrinkles.
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#11
Why bother giving this piece of shit air time
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#12
I hope he dies a slow, painful death with no one around to give him attention.
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#13
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I hope he dies a slow, painful death with no one around to give him attention.

He should be thankful no one killed him tbh
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#14
Anders Behring Breivik complained in a letter to the prison service that his coffee is served cold, he does not have enough butter for his bread, and he is not allowed moisturiser.

That shit is inhumane, nobody deserves cold coffee.
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#16
Anders Behring Breivik's prison conditions 'inhumane'


Yeah, because he's the one to say that.

I want to shit on his face. Not in a fetish way. It's pure hate.
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#17
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Yeah, because he's the one to say that.

I want to shit on his face. Not in a fetish way. It's pure hate.

#21
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I find it hard to believe he's bitching. Norwegian law is very liberal, and the prisons are definitely not as harsh as, say, American prisons, from what I hear and read.

The guy lives in his own ****ing apartment. If i ever get evicted i know what im going to do.
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#23
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He'd die a cold hearted killer




since he bitched about the world the feds bitched then he bitched about jail now we're bitching

bitch
#24
He has to ask to change the channel on his TV? You have a sick justice system Norway.
#26
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this guy reminds me of nosferatu man so much.

Oh god... it's true.

"My coffee is cold! This is a sign of the decline of culture and civilization!"
#27
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He'd die a cold hearted killer


Either my lack of sleep is skewing my humour... But that actually made me lose my shit
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#29
They should have a 24 webcast of him shivering in his cell. That would keep me warm through the long, cold winter.
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#30
We should make it warmer. Surely this will rehabilitate him!
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#31
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special circumstances death penalty is looking better all the time isn't it Norway

Agreed hard. I don't ordinarily believe in the death penalty, but this guy does not need to deserve to continue breathing.
#34
The only point he could possibly have is the excessive cavity searches, but 1) he may or may not be exaggerating and 2) I don't know the protocol about such matters anyway. Everything else seems like just incessant whining.
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