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#41
Quote by Hydra150
Is 12" an odd number or even?




If you can convince some stupid European girl that doesn't know inches that it's 2.5 inches to the cm, that I'm sure that you could convince that 12 is an odd number.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#43









It's not 12"...
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Nov 11, 2012,
#44
Long Dong Silver
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#46
The ol' downstairs custard pipe. Veiny Greg. The mayonnaise-weeping cyclops. Meaty Steve.

And if you're uncircumcised, Trayvon. Get it? Because...uh, because of the hood.

I just made those up.
#48
Quote by Hydra150
It's not 12"...


It's probably not even 12cm.

You know, sometimes I wished that I liked guys, just for that moment when we take our clothes of and mine is bigger than his.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Nov 11, 2012,
#50
Quote by Seref
Sarlacc


That would work better for a vagina though.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#51
Quote by Krieger91
Also, in the words of one Chad Kroeger, "Johnson".

In the words of me, a "Chad Kroger"
#52
Quote by theogonia777
That would work better for a vagina though.


Fine. Exogorth.
#53
Your Penetration Unit
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#54
Quote by theogonia777
If your penis is an odd number of inches (or cm for eurofags, communists, and terrorists) like 3 or 11, you could refer to it but that odd number golf club. Like you could call it your 7 wood or whatever is appropriate for you.


Or if it was any length from 3 to 9 you could call it your 6 iron, 9 iron, whatever.
#55
giggle stick,lap rocket, dude piston,quiver bone, pork steeple,boink swatter

Vulcanize the whoopee stick, make a liquid explosion,weasel(waxing the weasel)
Very Orange CARVIN DC 700
PRS SE Custom - crunch lab&PAF pro
Ibanez GRX40 - modified
Peavey Valveking 112 w/ 2x12 cab

Originally Posted by Shirate
The guitar, the only beautiful female that looks better with the top ON haha

Transformice
Last edited by Rocketface2112 at Nov 11, 2012,
#59
Gentlemans sausage
Quote by Waffleexplosion
Only in a vodka ad could Mexico win a war.
#60
Got to say womb ferret is been the only one thats made me laugh.


PSN ID: ArranP
#62
Husband bulge, talliwhacker, 1 eyed monster, 3rd leg, 21st finger.
58-32 NFL Thread Pick Em.
#63
I Missed So Many Terms
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#65
I use gentlemen sausage when I`m around family.
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#66
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I use gentlemen sausage when I`m around family.

I tend to do that in private, but whatever gets you off
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#67
I made a word up several years ago.

The shaft is "ganderhosen" and the balls are "ballhousing"

It's supposed to be German or somezing, idk.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#69
Quote by eGraham
I made a word up several years ago.

The shaft is "ganderhosen" and the balls are "ballhousing"

It's supposed to be German or somezing, idk.

If you wanna use German, use 'Hoseschlanger' (trousersnake)
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#70
In french we call penises; des queues (literally, tails) et des bites (no idea if this word even translates to english).
"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

- Dr. Seuss
#73
Blue vein custard chucker, purple headed womb ferret.

For masturbation, tossing the salad, choking the chicken.
#74
Quote by irishboy17
Blue vein custard chucker, purple headed womb ferret.

For masturbation, tossing the salad, choking the chicken.

I always that meant rimming someone
#76
Quote by K'Nuckles
What the fuck kinda salad do you eat?


The term tossing the salad, though. Doesn't that mean rimjobs? Maybe I heard wrong.

Usually bacon ranch salads though