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IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#1
Have you tasted it? I was reading a thread on Reddit, and I guess people do this.

What's it like?

Did you die?


Edit: Your own cum. I don't care about those of you that have tasted other people's cum.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
Last edited by IRISH_PUNK13 at Nov 13, 2012,
MeGaDeth2314
UnUnBanned
Join date: Feb 2005
1,359 IQ
#2
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13

What's it like?


Salty.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13

Did you die?


Yes.
neidnarb11890
so bored with the USA
Join date: Mar 2006
270 IQ
#3
yeah, no big deal, quit actin' like you never sucked a dick before

*oh ok nvm
Dreadnought
Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
5,226 IQ
#4
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#5
Quote by neidnarb11890
yeah, no big deal, quit actin' like you never sucked a dick before



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om_WKVG3xoA
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
So-Cal
Banned
Join date: Jun 2009
264 IQ
#7
Yes but only once out of curiosity and if you say you haven;t then you are probably lying.
RealGuitarHero
Just Call Me Zacch.
Join date: Jan 2007
1,790 IQ
#9

Anyone remember this stuff? Because thats what my cum smells like.
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BrokenDstring
Band
Join date: Feb 2006
1,170 IQ
#11
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Wel onc I

wai a secnod r u tryn to trik me agin Dolan


gooby pls
LICKY, LICKY LOLLIPOP


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Which is why you eat funions. All the deliciousness of fried onions without disgusting lukewarm onion snake.
Thrill-house
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Join date: Jun 2008
150 IQ
#12
Pretty sure I was reading the same thread, this is not the worst topic you could have picked.
FireFromTheVoid
Strange Juice
Join date: Mar 2011
96 IQ
#13
I`ve honestly thought of trying it a couple of times, then I don`t because I`m not gross.
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet

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Dreadnought
Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
5,226 IQ
#14
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LOL
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
Holy Katana
Anarcho-Awesomist
Join date: Apr 2005
1,681 IQ
#15
I've tasted mine on several occasions.

It varies in flavor. Can be on the sweet side if I'm eating well, though.
IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#18
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Wel onc I

wai a secnod r u tryn to trik me agin Dolan


Not Dolan Dafty rly
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#20
When I'm wanking I'm really horny and I'm like "yeah, I'm deffo gonna taste that shit just to see what it's like" and then I jizz and I'm like "what the fuk was I thinking."
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#21
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
good cuz I be hatng dem crakrs


wtf gooby
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
strat0blaster
growing out of the snake
Join date: Feb 2008
1,098 IQ
#22

What the hell is this thread doing alive?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#24
Quote by Holy Katana
I can't believe there are so few people who'll own up to it.


I'll own up to it. I licked it once whilst drunk. I nearly threw up. I also voted "yes" on the poll.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


strat0blaster
growing out of the snake
Join date: Feb 2008
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#25
Quote by Holy Katana
I can't believe there are so few people who'll own up to it.

I can't believe there are people so depraved that they'd mouth their own semen.

Maybe I'm just an old fart, but isn't sex sexy enough without shit like this?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
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#26
Quote by Trowzaa
When I'm wanking I'm really horny and I'm like "yeah, I'm deffo gonna taste that shit just to see what it's like" and then I jizz and I'm like "what the fuk was I thinking."


It's always like this.

The other day I "snapped out of" being horny when I was done, and I was thinking to myself "Jesus christ, I just fapped to a video of lesbians putting lollipops in their assholes and smarties in their vaginas... Why?"

We always think weird shit is hot when we're aroused, but of course we come back to earth when we're done. A common saying is this: "The girl you still want to be with when you're done fapping is the girl you are truly in love with".

The twist: In regards to the video, this is one of the few times I'm not kidding.
IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#27
Quote by Holy Katana
I can't believe there are so few people who'll own up to it.


I've thought about it, but then I remember that it comes out of the same thing that my piss does and I'm too grossed out to follow thru.


Would you recommend it?
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#28
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I've thought about it, but then I remember that it comes out of the same thing that my piss does and I'm too grossed out to follow thru.


Would you recommend it?


No. I nearly threw up just from my tongue touching it. Thank God I'm not gay.

Quote by Pagan_Poetry
It's always like this.

The other day I "snapped out of" being horny when I was done, and I was thinking to myself "Jesus christ, I just fapped to a video of lesbians putting lollipops in their assholes and smarties in their vaginas... Why?"

We always think weird shit is hot when we're aroused, but of course we come back to earth when we're done. A common saying is this: "The girl you still want to be with when you're done fapping is the girl you are truly in love with".

The twist: In regards to the video, this is one of the few times I'm not kidding.


Oh God, if I had the choice to see my porn history I'd be like "nope". I've watched some weird things whilst in the mood.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#29
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
It's always like this.

The other day I "snapped out of" being horny when I was done, and I was thinking to myself "Jesus christ, I just fapped to a video of lesbians putting lollipops in their assholes and smarties in their vaginas... Why?"


Link? You know... for science!
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
RealGuitarHero
Just Call Me Zacch.
Join date: Jan 2007
1,790 IQ
#31
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
It's always like this.

The other day I "snapped out of" being horny when I was done, and I was thinking to myself "Jesus christ, I just fapped to a video of lesbians putting lollipops in their assholes and smarties in their vaginas... Why?"

We always think weird shit is hot when we're aroused, but of course we come back to earth when we're done. A common saying is this: "The girl you still want to be with when you're done fapping is the girl you are truly in love with".

The twist: In regards to the video, this is one of the few times I'm not kidding.

This, like sometimes I'll read really terrible erotic stories and I'll be getting off and be like, damn I could write a better one, then I start really getting my self worked up and then squirt. Then I'm like oh god why.
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bradulator
normcore
Join date: Jul 2007
2,448 IQ
#32
thesis: People who watch anime also enjoy the taste of their own semen.
Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
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#35
Quote by Trowzaa
When I'm wanking I'm really horny and I'm like "yeah, I'm deffo gonna taste that shit just to see what it's like" and then I jizz and I'm like "what the fuk was I thinking."
Made my night.


Also, THE FUCK YOU GUYS.

I wouldn't even kiss a girl after she sucked my dick, this shit is bananas. What would compel someone to do that auggghhhh
shavorules42
UG Board King
Join date: Sep 2008
697 IQ
#36
lolfags
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


Quote by blake1221
If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
strat0blaster
growing out of the snake
Join date: Feb 2008
1,098 IQ
#37
Quote by bradulator
Hypothesis: People who watch anime also enjoy the taste of their own semen.

I tired to make you a LOLgun out of because LOLstack isn't hardstyle enough for how funny that comment was, but UG said no. Sorry.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#38
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
ONLY TIME I AM SENDING SOMEONE SOMETHING FOR SCIENCE

For science! ^_^

...



:3


Watching now.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
Holy Katana
Anarcho-Awesomist
Join date: Apr 2005
1,681 IQ
#40
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I've thought about it, but then I remember that it comes out of the same thing that my piss does and I'm too grossed out to follow thru.


Would you recommend it?

If you're curious, sure.

I guess I'm not wired to immediately think cum is gross.

Although I do think facials are.