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#41
Seriously? I've never considered this in my life and I don't say this to come off as "normal" cause I know I'm a far cry from it. You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.
#42
Quote by wafflesyrup
You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.


Wow. What an overreaction. 10/10.
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#43
Quote by wafflesyrup
Seriously? I've never considered this in my life and I don't say this to come off as "normal" cause I know I'm a far cry from it. You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.


Now I know why avatars exist.

Who the hell are you?
#44
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I blame the girl with the awesome dye job in her hair. It's like all sorts of bright colours. She lured me into this Easter egg coloured mess of self pity and despair.


Dat prolapse. ;________________;

I didn't know it was even possible for an ass to stretch like that.


Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#45
Quote by wafflesyrup
Seriously? I've never considered this in my life and I don't say this to come off as "normal" cause I know I'm a far cry from it. You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.

I can`t think of a way to express how stupid this is.
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#46
Quote by wafflesyrup
Seriously? I've never considered this in my life and I don't say this to come off as "normal" cause I know I'm a far cry from it. You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.

>implying I haven't been getting professional help since kindergarten
#47
I KNOW

Jesus christ the lollipop is so bigggg

OH GOD the prolapse

like I said, I didn't reach the prolapse when I finished. But good god I certainly saw it after and I was like NO YOU DUMB BITCH STOP PUTTING SHIT IN AND LICKING THE PROLAPSE

Guys, ask Irish. I'm not exaggerating.
#48
Quote by wafflesyrup
Seriously? I've never considered this in my life and I don't say this to come off as "normal" cause I know I'm a far cry from it. You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.


lol wafflesyrup is in denial.


brb gonna try this now. **** you, Pagan.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#49
Quote by Trowzaa
When I'm wanking I'm really horny and I'm like "yeah, I'm deffo gonna taste that shit just to see what it's like" and then I jizz and I'm like "what the fuk was I thinking."


This, quite a few times.

I don't have it in me to actually try it. Fortunately it's not something I'm that curious about.
#50
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
lol wafflesyrup is in denial.


brb gonna try this now. **** you, Pagan.


You're gonna try having an anal prolapse from pulling a gigantic lollipop from your asshole too quickly?
I certainly hope you have the right materials!
#51
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I KNOW

Jesus christ the lollipop is so bigggg

OH GOD the prolapse

like I said, I didn't reach the prolapse when I finished. But good god I certainly saw it after and I was like NO YOU DUMB BITCH STOP PUTTING SHIT IN AND LICKING THE PROLAPSE

Guys, ask Irish. I'm not exaggerating.


OMG YES

The girl with the awesome hair was basically playing "how far can this asshole stretch?". At one point there was a clear globe thing inserted, and I didn't think she was gonna pass it.


WHY WOULD U LICK A PROLAPSE?
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#52
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
You're gonna try having an anal prolapse from pulling a gigantic lollipop from your asshole too quickly?
I certainly hope you have the right materials!




Gonna taste my cum. Wish me luck, guys!
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#54
Yeah, if you could just send me that video, that'd be great.


Quote by IRISH_PUNK13


Gonna taste my cum. Wish me luck, guys!


It's not worth it.
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#55
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
It's always like this.

The other day I "snapped out of" being horny when I was done, and I was thinking to myself "Jesus christ, I just fapped to a video of lesbians putting lollipops in their assholes and smarties in their vaginas... Why?"

We always think weird shit is hot when we're aroused, but of course we come back to earth when we're done. A common saying is this: "The girl you still want to be with when you're done fapping is the girl you are truly in love with".

The twist: In regards to the video, this is one of the few times I'm not kidding.

Yeah, I get really weird when I'm like crazy horny.

But that video sounds fucking nasty. CANDY DOES NOT BELONG IN ASSHOLES.
#56
She's freaking insane oh my god

The amount of shit she put in that girl's asshole...

I can't even remember half of the shit. Lollipops, a giant gobstopper I think, a squishy balloon toy, so much candy, it was like one of those I Spy books inside of this bitch's asshole.
#57
Your making me very curious about this video, but I`d feel weird making pagan send me a second crazy porn this month.
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Last edited by FireFromTheVoid at Nov 13, 2012,
#58
I think 4chan created this as a similar ruse to the "delete your system 32 folder" to make your computer run faster. The idea is to trick retards into doing something retarded.
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
#59
Seriously pagan, gonna need that video.
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#62
Quote by Trowzaa
When I'm wanking I'm really horny and I'm like "yeah, I'm deffo gonna taste that shit just to see what it's like" and then I jizz and I'm like "what the fuk was I thinking."


HAHA

Same for me.. I've tried a few times actually, but yeah it's always "what the fuk was I thinking"

I always love the taste of pussy though. Some people say they've tasted tuna and all sorts of nasty things and think eating a girl out is this gross chore, but I love it. Most of the time my girl showers before, but I actually get off on her natural scent when she hasn't showered all day

but yeah this is something you wouldn't really want to go around telling people, this kid from high school told my friend that he tried his jizz and it tasted like grapes and it became this meme with our grad year
#63
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
Your making me very curious about this video, but I`d feel weird making pagan send me a second crazy porn this month.




If you really want it, ask Irish or Trowzaa because I gotta get to bed ahahaha

I'm supposed to be sleeping early for a presentation early tomorrow and I'm busy talking about this girl with candy and sweets coming out of her asshole on UG... What the hell is wrong with me
#65
Quote by Holy Katana
Guys, what does it mean when cunnilingus is a common theme in your dreams?


That you're a teenage/early 20s boy. Assuming.
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#66
Quote by Holy Katana
Guys, what does it mean when cunnilingus is a common theme in your dreams?


It means you keep getting your tongue stuck in vaginas like they were bear traps and that you need to be more careful.


It also means you're trying to lick cum out of ones cooch.

YOU GOTTA TASTE YOUR OWN JIZZ NOW


actually I have no idea. I was trying to be on topic.
#67
A good portion of you are afraid to taste cum and yet if you're anything like most guys I know, you probably expect girls to blow you and swallow. Suck it up boys.
#68
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I KNOW

Jesus christ the lollipop is so bigggg

OH GOD the prolapse

like I said, I didn't reach the prolapse when I finished. But good god I certainly saw it after and I was like NO YOU DUMB BITCH STOP PUTTING SHIT IN AND LICKING THE PROLAPSE

Guys, ask Irish. I'm not exaggerating.


Ok, what part of licking a sugary anal prolapse is erotic

that's some sick shit. That's a candy themed brutal death metal song if I've ever seen one.
#69
Of course it's on motherless. Where else would it be.
Sigh, here we go.
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#70
Quote by suckersdream
A good portion of you are afraid to taste cum and yet if you're anything like most guys I know, you probably expect girls to blow you and swallow. Suck it up boys.


On the contrary: I'd rather see it on her than in her.
#72
It gives a whole new meaning to the term 'candyass'
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#73
Trowza, link me
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#74
Have I what? Didn't read OP, just saw a poll and the word Cum.

Have I tried it? Have I gobbled down on it? Have I wanked/masturbated? Have I missed and hit my mouth or my face? What?

IDK.

"I'm a Jack of all trades."
Jack off, all trades.

What's the opisit of 'off'?
On, right?
Correct, I guess...
So here's a paradox;
How was Michael Jackson both Michael Jackson and Michael Jacksoff?
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#75
Quote by Trowzaa
That you're a teenage/early 20s boy. Assuming.

I'm 21, so yeah.

But what I mean is that it is more or less the only sex act that occurs in my dreams.

Am I fixated or something?
#76
Quote by jambi_mantra
Trowza, link me


Done.
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#77
Quote by Holy Katana
I'm 21, so yeah.

But what I mean is that it is more or less the only sex act that occurs in my dreams.

Am I fixated or something?


Probably. It's cool though, all I ever want to do when I see an attractive female is eat her out all day.
#78
Didn't taste like I expected. It's kind of sweet, but mostly a neutral taste. 6/10 would taste again.

And just lemme know if anyone wants that video. Possibly the most amazing thing I've seen lately.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#79
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13

And just lemme know if anyone wants that video. Possibly the most amazing thing I've seen lately.


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