devideva
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Join date: May 2012
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#1
Why?

Bono sounds like someones grandmother getting raped
Green Day are sadly self agrandizing for insipid popukepunk
Avenged Sevenfold - is that ****ing vomit breath singing
Drowning Poll - ditto above

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GaryBillington
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#2
Don't listen to them then.

Subjective thread is subjective.
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deadlydictator
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#6
I got a lot of bands/artists i hate but I'm not going to make a thread about it, thats just being a douche.
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risk182
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#7
Well, expressing your dislike of bands isn't really meaningful to me. If you don't like an artist or a band just don't listen to them, you aren't proving anything and it certainly doesn't make you more interesting.
theogonia777
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#10
TS is right. In fact, music is all terrible. All of it. In fact, here are just a few:

those silly Suffocation guys and their silly Lawn Guyland accents.

Sunn O))) just sounds like someone left the air conditioner on all day.

that Earl Scruggs, he plays the same damn lick in every song ever.

Shawn Lane just plays too fast. too many notes, and he's fat.

that Buckethead guy just has the bucket as a gimmick, that's all.

if you switched 2 Cannibal Corpse songs in the middle, who'd notice?

stupid Brain Drill, it's just mindless diminished 7th arpeggios and blasts!

Ahab only ever plays slow because they suck and can't play fast!

King Diamond sounds like a silly little Justin Bieber wannabe when he sings.

Allan Holdsworth didn't really play all those tuplets, he was just out of time!

Chet Atkins played clean because he was sloppy and couldn't handle distortion.

Ornette Coleman's playing sounds like a flock of seagulls... and not the band.

John Coltrane improvised his solos because he wasn't good enough to learn them.

Mick Barr has never realized that the point of music is to not sound like shit.

Bill Monroe must have been a real dick cause he had so many people leave his band.

Bolt Thrower actually let a girl in their band, probably because they are nerds.

Stevie Ray Vaughan was real sloppy and he ripped off Jimi Hendrix.

Behold... the Arctopus never realized that more strings does not equal better.

Hayseed Dixie can't even write original songs, so they have no talent.

Obscura is just a ripoff of Necrophagist, they have half the same members.

Shamaatae is a loser because he can't get anyone to play in Arckanum.

Creed flat out sucks.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#11
Quote by theogonia777
TS is right. In fact, music is all terrible. All of it. In fact, here are just a few:

those silly Suffocation guys and their silly Lawn Guyland accents.

Sunn O))) just sounds like someone left the air conditioner on all day.

that Earl Scruggs, he plays the same damn lick in every song ever.

Shawn Lane just plays too fast. too many notes, and he's fat.

that Buckethead guy just has the bucket as a gimmick, that's all.

if you switched 2 Cannibal Corpse songs in the middle, who'd notice?

stupid Brain Drill, it's just mindless diminished 7th arpeggios and blasts!

Ahab only ever plays slow because they suck and can't play fast!

King Diamond sounds like a silly little Justin Bieber wannabe when he sings.

Allan Holdsworth didn't really play all those tuplets, he was just out of time!

Chet Atkins played clean because he was sloppy and couldn't handle distortion.

Ornette Coleman's playing sounds like a flock of seagulls... and not the band.

John Coltrane improvised his solos because he wasn't good enough to learn them.

Mick Barr has never realized that the point of music is to not sound like shit.

Bill Monroe must have been a real dick cause he had so many people leave his band.

Bolt Thrower actually let a girl in their band, probably because they are nerds.

Stevie Ray Vaughan was real sloppy and he ripped off Jimi Hendrix.

Behold... the Arctopus never realized that more strings does not equal better.

Hayseed Dixie can't even write original songs, so they have no talent.

Obscura is just a ripoff of Necrophagist, they have half the same members.

Shamaatae is a loser because he can't get anyone to play in Arckanum.

Creed flat out sucks.

What's wrong with Hank Williams?
FireFromTheVoid
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Join date: Mar 2011
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#12
^How long did it take you to write that?

And TS, I assume you did research into what raping a grandmother sounds like?
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theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
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#13
Quote by whoomit
What's wrong with Hank Williams?


Hank Sr died too young so he obviously wasn't good, Hank Jr couldn't pronounce the word "wine" properly, and Hank III doesn't like my girl Taylor Swift and thinks he's tr00 punxx when he clearly isn't.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
^How long did it take you to write that?

And TS, I assume you did research into what raping a grandmother sounds like?


I copied and pasted it from a thread from a year ago, but it took me maybe like twenty minutes back then. I really have no idea.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Nov 15, 2012,
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#14
Quote by theogonia777
Hank Sr died too young so he obviously wasn't good, Hank Jr couldn't pronounce the word "wine" properly, and Hank III doesn't like my girl Taylor Swift and thinks he's tr00 punxx when he clearly isn't.

Damn.

What about Avril Livigne?

Or my other new found love, Gwen Stefani?
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#15
Quote by whoomit
Damn.

What about Avril Livigne?

Or my other new found love, Gwen Stefani?


I don't know, because they are not my girls.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
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#16
Quote by theogonia777
I don't know, because they are not my girls.

Okay. So what's terrible about Taylor Swift?

Is it just the last two singles?
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
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#17
Quote by whoomit
Okay. So what's terrible about Taylor Swift?

Is it just the last two singles?


There was that one time when she was playing live and she played banjo but it was a 6 string which is cheating. In that new video one of the animals plays an autoharp and one of them plays a lap steel like a regular guitar, and neither of those instruments are in that song.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#18
Quote by theogonia777
There was that one time when she was playing live and she played banjo but it was a 6 string which is cheating. In that new video one of the animals plays an autoharp and one of them plays a lap steel like a regular guitar, and neither of those instruments are in that song.

Oh God. You're right. That was horrible

ATREYUFAN4LIFE
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Join date: Apr 2009
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#21
Quote by theogonia777
TS is right. In fact, music is all terrible. All of it. In fact, here are just a few:

those silly Suffocation guys and their silly Lawn Guyland accents.

Sunn O))) just sounds like someone left the air conditioner on all day.

that Earl Scruggs, he plays the same damn lick in every song ever.

Shawn Lane just plays too fast. too many notes, and he's fat.

that Buckethead guy just has the bucket as a gimmick, that's all.

if you switched 2 Cannibal Corpse songs in the middle, who'd notice?

stupid Brain Drill, it's just mindless diminished 7th arpeggios and blasts!

Ahab only ever plays slow because they suck and can't play fast!

King Diamond sounds like a silly little Justin Bieber wannabe when he sings.

Allan Holdsworth didn't really play all those tuplets, he was just out of time!

Chet Atkins played clean because he was sloppy and couldn't handle distortion.

Ornette Coleman's playing sounds like a flock of seagulls... and not the band.

John Coltrane improvised his solos because he wasn't good enough to learn them.

Mick Barr has never realized that the point of music is to not sound like shit.

Bill Monroe must have been a real dick cause he had so many people leave his band.

Bolt Thrower actually let a girl in their band, probably because they are nerds.

Stevie Ray Vaughan was real sloppy and he ripped off Jimi Hendrix.

Behold... the Arctopus never realized that more strings does not equal better.

Hayseed Dixie can't even write original songs, so they have no talent.

Obscura is just a ripoff of Necrophagist, they have half the same members.

Shamaatae is a loser because he can't get anyone to play in Arckanum.

Creed flat out sucks.



All i can say is if you bitch and complain about successful artists and bands then you'll never be successful in music or in life at all. respect the people for what they do but don't bitch about them constantly.
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deadlydictator
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
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#22
haha this thread is awesome, AND TS got banned lol.
Glorious day this is.
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whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
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#23
Quote by ATREYUFAN4LIFE
All i can say is if you bitch and complain about successful artists and bands then you'll never be successful in music or in life at all. respect the people for what they do but don't bitch about them constantly.

You listen to Atreyu
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#26
Quote by ATREYUFAN4LIFE
All i can say is if you bitch and complain about successful artists and bands then you'll never be successful in music or in life at all.


Sure I will.

And you know what? I wouldn't be surprised if you've never even heard of most of those guys, let alone listened to them.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Nov 15, 2012,
kmcharger21
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2011
215 IQ
#27
Quote by whoomit
You listen to Atreyu

This. Have you ever seen Atreyu live? Their lead singer is tone deaf...
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