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theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#2
Are you filled with rage because these people are fat or because they are not allowed to do stuff? I'm really not sure which one it is.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
Ur all $h1t
Has an erection
Join date: Sep 2005
2,214 IQ
#3
Quote by theogonia777
Are you filled with rage because these people are fat or because they are not allowed to do stuff? I'm really not sure which one it is.

Maybe he's angry simply because the article was written. The possibilities here seem endless...
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

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-George Washington
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#4
Quote by Ur all $h1t
Maybe he's angry simply because the article was written. The possibilities here seem endless...


Maybe he's just naturally angsty and everything makes him rage.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#5
It must be their genetics.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#8
wink.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
stratman_13
666lb bongsession
Join date: Jun 2007
2,002 IQ
#9
The "too fat to work" is the only one that bothers me really. That's just straight bullshit. They want more money because they can't keep eating excessive amounts? Ridiculous
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milfhunter
Join date: Nov 2008
466 IQ
#10
if you're happy when you're fat, be fat, however many obese people have depressions because of that, then you need to ask yourself was all the eating worth it?

i know genetics play a small part of it but when you're over 300lbs it has nothing to do with genetics anymore
naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
1,025 IQ
#11
Quote by theogonia777
Are you filled with rage because these people are fat or because they are not allowed to do stuff? I'm really not sure which one it is.

Some of them are alright, like the too fat to be executed one. He doesn't really have control that they can't find his veins, but some of the others are ridiculous. They all make me rage in a small way simply because people are THAT fat, but some make me more angry than others. The too fat to work one makes me rage. The bitch suing the airline because she is too fat makes me rage. You are too fat to safely fit in a seat and should buy another. Why would you sue the airline? You're the fat ass who can't safely sit in a seat. Buy two seats or lose weight!
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


stratman_13
666lb bongsession
Join date: Jun 2007
2,002 IQ
#12
Quote by naedauuf
The bitch suing the airline because she is too fat makes me rage. You are too fat to safely fit in a seat and should buy another. Why would you sue the airline? You're the fat ass who can't safely sit in a seat. Buy two seats or lose weight!

Oh no, the airline is looking out for me AND the safety of their other passengers! Time to sue because its not what I want.
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Join date: Sep 2006
425 IQ
#13
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2 fat 2 fuk


You need another few drunk, single nights in Glasgow!
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
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#14
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You need another few drunk, single nights in Glasgow!

MakinLattes
fully retractable
Join date: Mar 2007
1,097 IQ
#15
Quote by naedauuf
You are too fat to safely fit in a seat and should buy another. Why would you sue the airline? You're the fat ass who can't safely sit in a seat. Buy two seats or lose weight!


Did you even read the article? She's suing the airline because they don't have any set standard for when a passenger is too fat to fit into the seats.

Tiggeman said she is not seeking monetary damages from the airline and filed the injunction application pro se, without legal representation. She said she wants an industry standard to be put in place for flyers who have to buy a second seat, including rules so that it is no longer up to gate attendants to decide whether or not an obese passenger has to purchase a second seat.
Last edited by MakinLattes at Nov 15, 2012,
naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
1,025 IQ
#16
Quote by MakinLattes
Did you even read the article? She's suing the airline because they don't have any set standard for when a passenger is too fat to fit into the seats.

Seat width is 17 inches, if she is bigger than that it's a safety hazard, plain and simple.
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


MakinLattes
fully retractable
Join date: Mar 2007
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#17
Quote by naedauuf
Seat width is 17 inches, if she is bigger than that it's a safety hazard, plain and simple.

They didn't measure her ass, which is why she is suing to put some procedure in place instead of forcing employees to eyeball someone's fatness.

Really, that is something that should be made known to passengers beforehand, instead of them buying tickets and being turned away at the gate.
Last edited by MakinLattes at Nov 15, 2012,
Harvey Swick
Naive American
Join date: Jun 2011
1,260 IQ
#19
Asked why they don't simply go on a diet, the jobless Chawner family, insist: "We don't have the time."



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Jyrgen
Used Register
Join date: Jan 2010
2,049 IQ
#20
The 3rd (the family who don't have the time) and 5th case (dude was not let to SEE his kids for over a year because he was fat?!) made me rage a bit.
CodChick
UG's Cute Canadian :3
Join date: Jun 2009
122 IQ
#21
I get the too fat to reproduce thing. It's your body's way of saying "dude, lay off the pop."

The other things? Learn to adapt to the world with your body and not use it as an excuse, c'mon.
naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
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#23
Quote by CodChick
I get the too fat to reproduce thing. It's your body's way of saying "dude, lay off the pop."

The other things? Learn to adapt to the world with your body and not use it as an excuse, c'mon.

But if I want to be fat, the world should change for ME, god dammit!
Quote by MetalGS3SE
This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


Ninja#117
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
23 IQ
#24
The family and dad cant see his kids ones are rage worthy.

The dad one cause i assure you this wasnt a snatch and grab job. They probably went through a long process of how can you do this or that if your child needs it. What about when they get old enough to go outside on their own? If he's too fat to get outta bed and watch them it could be bad. That ones on the dad. You do what you gotta do to keep your children. Maybe he could take care of them and the program people are wrong but the fact that it became an issue and he didnt selve it for the sake of his own children is horrid.

The fat family one cause its just wrong. Disgusting people.
Knowledge is power
bass-fale47
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2009
169 IQ
#25
Nothing funnier than fat people.
It's entirely their own fault they are fat, they deserve no sympathy at all.
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
3,467 IQ
#27
10. Too fat to post.


Oh wait...


Also that family makes me sick. Not their weight but their mentality. Are they not ashamed? I'd rather they were two times the size and they said "we're trying to lose this weight and to get jobs but it's hard" not "we just can't and we don't have TIME TO DIET" HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE TIME TO DIET YOU MORONS
Dick Foster
Registered User
Join date: Nov 2012
11 IQ
#28
Maybe they should have an airline seat at the checkin counter like they sometimes do for carry on luggage.
If yer ass don't fit in this seat you'll either have to check it or pay for two seats.
Next thing is, I wonder, do they get two meals (on the rare ocassion they have meals anymore) and two drinks to go with the two seats? Seems only fair to help them maintain their ass.

Why is it that some people have to drag everything they own on a damn plane with them as carryon luggage. Check that shit fer pity sake and give the rest of us a break. I wish the dimwitted airlines today would make you check it like they once did.


Quote by MakinLattes
They didn't measure her ass, which is why she is suing to put some procedure in place instead of forcing employees to eyeball someone's fatness.

Really, that is something that should be made known to passengers beforehand, instead of them buying tickets and being turned away at the gate.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#29
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE TIME TO DIET YOU MORONS


Because who has 12 years to try something that may or may not work?
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
3,467 IQ
#30
Quote by theogonia777
Because who has 12 years to try something that may or may not work?


At least try
I mean
During that time they are eating, they could 1) try eating less and having more time to do other shit, and 2) eat something healthier. If they mean exercising, oh my god, watch tv and exercise at the same time. At least try something. It's fucking pathetic.
Valgoroth
Registered User
Join date: May 2012
70 IQ
#31
The "too fat to work" one pissed me off so ****ing badly...

They say they don't go exercising or on a diet because they "don't have the time". Even people who work can still find time! You sit on your lazy asses, stuffing your fat mouth with junk food and watch TV all day. How can you not find the time?

They should've seriously have given them like 6 months for benefits so they can have the time to go get some exercise and find a job. And if they still can't get off their lazy asses and work for their food, well, they can always just eat each other. Should last them a couple of years.
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#32
I disagree. As someone who lives in a rural midwestern area, knowing that there are people willing to take a stand against nasty fatty fat fatties makes me feel fantastic.

Some people don't want to see that shit jiggling around. I'm not saying they're "justified" in doing it, but it's hilarious. Fat chicks suck, especially the one's who act like they're entitled to be douchebags as if they were hot.

Of course some fat people have very nice personalities and are just as capable as anyone else.
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W4RP1G
Please, call me Pig.
Join date: May 2010
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#33
****ing gross. I don't think there is any excuse to be that fat.
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
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#34
Quote by W4RP1G
****ing gross. I don't think there is any excuse to be that fat.

What if your excuse is to gross people out?
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Burningritual
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2006
811 IQ
#35
The picture for the second story is hilarious! how the **** is that thing 21
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#36
Quote by snipelfritz
What if your excuse is to gross people out?

Then you may need a psychiatric evaluation.
SkepsisMetal
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Join date: Aug 2009
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#37
The wedding dress one is pretty bullshit. Size 16 isn't that big at all, and I've seen far fatter people getting married.
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#38
Quote by SkepsisMetal
The wedding dress one is pretty bullshit. Size 16 isn't that big at all, and I've seen far fatter people getting married.

BUT Skepsis...they can sue now!
SkepsisMetal
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#39
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
BUT Skepsis...they can sue now!


Oh, so then she can afford the larger sized dress fitting. It all makes sense now