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I <3 drugs
Join date: Sep 2007
2,211 IQ
#1
No one in this city will admit to knowing a drug dealer. Everyone's too ****ing paranoid. All I want is some god damned weed.

How about you guys?
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VIDEO GAMES!
MOVIES/GEEKY SHIT!

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FireFromTheVoid
Strange Juice
Join date: Mar 2011
96 IQ
#3
No hot dog buns.
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet

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I'll come out 3 years after the end of the world

rockingamer2
Larmarky Remark
Join date: Nov 2006
408 IQ
#4
Getting auto-balanced on TF2.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#5
My teacher spending like 3-5 minutes of class on this girl who is the stupidest person I've ever seen. Such torture to listen to.
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,485 IQ
#6
The fact that the foreign people in my class didn't ask me to have lunch with them


even though I had just eaten and was totally busy, but they didn't know that.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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Ometh
UG Addict
Join date: Oct 2009
3,911 IQ
#8
Quote by Neo Evil11
The fact that the foreign people in my class didn't ask me to have lunch with them


even though I had just eaten and was totally busy, but they didn't know that.

I'd eat out with you, or eat you out.
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I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#9
lack of understanding of mathematics and lack of attention span
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lots of really smart stuff
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,485 IQ
#12
Quote by Ometh
I'd eat out with you, or eat you out.

Thank you. At least someone who knows I'm good company. But it's so strange, they socialize with me and copy my answers , but I never get asked for lunch. Only by my Dutch classmates.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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happytimeharry
Sentry the Defiant
Join date: Oct 2005
1,600 IQ
#14
I was eating a pack of peanut butter crackers and I got one without any peanut butter. /firstworldproblems
robbo546hall
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2010
801 IQ
#15
I only got laid three times today.
#ENTITLED
WENGER OUT!!!


lastfm
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Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#16
Quote by happytimeharry
I was eating a pack of peanut butter crackers and I got one without any peanut butter. /firstworldproblems

Aww.
Redsectoreh
not blue
Join date: Jun 2011
168 IQ
#17
This guy held up the line because he was cashing in eleven lottery tickets. Greasy bastard.
shredibanez24
Slaters gonna Slate
Join date: Apr 2010
728 IQ
#19
Posting in this thread
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Ha ha love you to dude ;-)

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10/10 Slater is amazing

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crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,700 IQ
#20
Quote by robbo546hall
I only got laid three times today.

How is that an inconvenience, you bastard?


Btw, I doubt you even got laid once. You're just trying to imply that you actually have sex with something other than your hand.
happytimeharry
Sentry the Defiant
Join date: Oct 2005
1,600 IQ
#22
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Aww.


Yeah, I was moderately distressed. It will probably keep me up a few extra minutes tonight.
behind_you
Very good!
Join date: Apr 2010
1,371 IQ
#23
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
How is that an inconvenience, you bastard?


Btw, I doubt you even got laid once. You're just trying to imply that you actually have sex with something other than your hand.
So serious
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Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
808 IQ
#24
Quote by Neo Evil11
Thank you. At least someone who knows I'm good company. But it's so strange, they socialize with me and copy my answers , but I never get asked for lunch. Only by my Dutch classmates.


Why not ask them to lunch?
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Click me, or I'll die.


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robbo546hall
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2010
801 IQ
#25
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
How is that an inconvenience, you bastard?


Btw, I doubt you even got laid once. You're just trying to imply that you actually have sex with something other than your hand.


Wait, is it not counted as sex if you're just jerking yourself off?
#ENTITLED
WENGER OUT!!!


lastfm
Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
808 IQ
#27
Quote by robbo546hall
Wait, is it not counted as sex if you're just jerking yourself off?


It counts. That kid you're quoting is an amputee. You can just call him Nubz from now on.
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


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Alex_WK
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2011
88 IQ
#28
Woke up incredibly hungover and in an unfamiliar location. Couldn't find the toilet so went on a tree in the back garden of the house I was in
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eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#29
I had to spend money
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
8,778 IQ
#30
The bus leaving right as I get the bus stop within sight.

Every goddamn times.
Hey you! Yes, you! Buy my music! It's cool and stuff!

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern division champions, 2015: 81-81
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 world champions, 2015: 5-11
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Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#32
Bitches be crazy.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


TheChaz
Other Barry
Join date: Jun 2008
543 IQ
#33
The normal member entrance to my gym was blocked by a ladder because they're repainting the building. I had to go in the filthy non-member entrance.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#34
Quote by TheChaz
The normal member entrance to my gym was blocked by a ladder because they're repainting the building. I had to go in the filthy non-member entrance.


You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


supersac
Tab Contributor
Join date: Aug 2009
630 IQ
#35
the bread had gone bad today so i couldnt eat any bread based foods

also ive been up for a whole day now...

and today for whatever reason my leg hurts more than usual
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#36
Quote by Trowzaa
You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."

1/10

Giovanni be trollin'
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
davrockist
UG's Spitfire
Join date: Apr 2008
112 IQ
#37
My favourite pen and backup both ran out while doing homework
e-married to the most fabulous Fashionista ever, Rarity
e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
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Let's warm our wings, fly through the clouds, and dance in the sky, mon capitaine.

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Spit is a milf

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TheChaz
Other Barry
Join date: Jun 2008
543 IQ
#38
Quote by Trowzaa
You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."

There was a guy at my old gym who would constantly make these grunting sounds that sounded like Star Fox having sex when he would do crunches. Which was EVERY DAY.
davrockist
UG's Spitfire
Join date: Apr 2008
112 IQ
#39
Quote by Trowzaa
You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."



Took me a moment
e-married to the most fabulous Fashionista ever, Rarity
e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
Quote by dawgeth321
Let's warm our wings, fly through the clouds, and dance in the sky, mon capitaine.

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Spit is a milf

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Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,485 IQ
#40
Quote by Bushinarin
Why not ask them to lunch?
I had already eaten lol.
If they don't have the decency to ask me. **** them. I am not giving them anymore help.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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