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#41
Plenty of weed, wifes out of town, off from work the next 2 days.

Oh wait...
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#42
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#43
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13

Why would you do that? It makes your cookies wet and all gross.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#44
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why would you do that? It makes your cookies wet and all gross.

Shut your goddamn mouth.
#45
No minor inconveniences. Just major ****ing hatreds.
We're all alright!
#47
Quote by TheChaz
Shut your goddamn mouth.

Cookies are meant to crunch, it's not a goddamned wet pancake.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#49
Quote by RU Experienced?
Break it in half, dunk individual halves in cup.


Sorted.

Blasphemy.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#50
Quote by Neo Evil11
Cookies are meant to crunch, it's not a goddamned wet pancake.


This.
The best way is to eat your cookie and then drink milk at intervals.
Then again, Americans think all biscuits are cookies Morons.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#51
Quote by Neo Evil11
Cookies are meant to crunch, it's not a goddamned wet pancake.


This is why no one invites you to motherfucking lunch. Are you shitting me? You bring this upon yourself.
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#52
Quote by Trowzaa
This.
The best way is to eat your cookie and then drink milk at intervals.
Then again, Americans think all biscuits are cookies Morons.

Omg, we agree on something.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#53
Quote by Bushinarin
This is why no one invites you to motherfucking lunch. Are you shitting me? You bring this upon yourself.

I was invited, just not by the foreigners who I helped 5 minutes before they went to lunch. That was what annoyed me.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#54
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why would you do that? It makes your cookies wet and all gross.


Yeah, well you're wrong!
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#55
Quote by Neo Evil11
I was invited, just not by the foreigners who I helped 5 minutes before they went to lunch. That was what annoyed me.


Why do you think you deserved to be invited to lunch? It doesn't make sense that you should be asked to lunch just cus you helped someone.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#56
Quote by Neo Evil11
I was invited, just not by the foreigners who I helped 5 minutes before they went to lunch. That was what annoyed me.


Fuck em. Why would you want to eat with dirty foreigners anyway?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#57
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Yeah, well you're wrong!

^

We're all alright!
#58
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why would you do that? It makes your cookies wet and all gross.
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ggg1 ggg3

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#59
Quote by Neo Evil11
I was invited, just not by the foreigners who I helped 5 minutes before they went to lunch. That was what annoyed me.


Way to hate your friends Neo Evil.
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


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#60
Looks like I'm gonna have to walk in the rain.
Sincerely,
Shitstirrer
#61
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Why do you think you deserved to be invited to lunch? It doesn't make sense that you should be asked to lunch just cus you helped someone.

It doesn't make sense to not ask someone when you are coming for their help every ****ing minute, and usually socialize during breaks and parties etc. I won't give them any help anymore that's for sure. ****ing freeriders.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#62
I was on a train this evening and it got pretty crowded, as it was quite late, most of the people had been drinking or were drunk, and i was completely sober, and all i could smell was booze, it wasn't very pleasant.

Don't get me wrong, i'm a drinker as well, so i didn't look down on these people, but i just don't really like the smell of booze one someone when i'm sober.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#65
Quote by Neo Evil11
It doesn't make sense to not ask someone when you are coming for their help every ****ing minute, and usually socialize during breaks and parties etc. I won't give them any help anymore that's for sure. ****ing freeriders.


Sure, I would be a bit annoyed too if I was helping someone constantly and getting nothing in return. It's just that getting annoyed over not being taken out for a meal seems a bit silly.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#66
I pulled out my own tooth, with a pair of needle nose pliers today. Spit up blood for an hour. I need to lay off the meth.
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
#67
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Sure, I would be a bit annoyed too if I was helping someone constantly and getting nothing in return. It's just that getting annoyed over not being taken out for a meal seems a bit silly.

It was the fact that they went to other people to ask them.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#68
Procrastinating. I have a bunch of looong overdue schoolwork that I didn't work on.

Quote by Ometh
I'd eat out with you, or eat you out.


I'd eat him.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#70
Quote by Neo Evil11
It was the fact that they went to other people to ask them.


Okay, I guess I can kind of understand then.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#72
It being cold as balls outside when me and the gf were trying to make sexytimes (also outside)
Get them to love you, while they may depending on your words and wealth, the only one who's really judging you is yourself, nobody else.

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#73
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Okay, I guess I can kind of understand then.

It really doesn't matter if they don't like me or something. But then don't come asking me for help or start doing nice at other events.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#74
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why would you do that? It makes your cookies wet and all gross.

Hold up, this needs more rage directed toward it.

#75
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Hold up, this needs more rage directed toward it.


Look at the nationality of the people raging and the ones agreeing. I think trowzaa was right about the reasons for the divide.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#76
Quote by yoman297
+1

I also eat dry cereal.

What is wrong with you?
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Quote by Momentosis
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#77
Quote by theponz
It being cold as balls outside when me and the gf were trying to make sexytimes (also outside)

Balls aren't generally very cold.
#78
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
What is wrong with you?


If the cereal is any good to begin with, it doesn't need milk.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#79
Quote by theogonia777
If the cereal is any good to begin with, it doesn't need milk.

I can see where you are coming from. I usually at the cereal last so it stays on top and doesnt get wet. Then i don't finish the milk. Might as well not pour milk in it.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#80
Quote by theogonia777
If the cereal is any good to begin with, it doesn't need milk.

This is true.

I had to go out of my way to spend 10$ on art supplies for a class that is damn near over.