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#81
See, you only ever need milk if the cereal is really bland in the first place, but if you get something like Frosted Flakes or Cinnamon Toast Crunch it's fine dry.
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#82
Quote by Neo Evil11
I can see where you are coming from. I usually at the cereal last so it stays on top and doesnt get wet. Then i don't finish the milk. Might as well not pour milk in it.

If you do things right you will have just enough milk so that when you finish eating the cereal none will be left over. That way you get the delicious vitamin-D enriched milk which is part of a healthy, balanced breakfast without making your cereal soggy and deplorable.
#84
Quote by RU Experienced?
If you do things right you will have just enough milk so that when you finish eating the cereal none will be left over. That way you get the delicious vitamin-D enriched milk which is part of a healthy, balanced breakfast without making your cereal soggy and deplorable.

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#85
Quote by RU Experienced?
If you do things right you will have just enough milk so that when you finish eating the cereal none will be left over. That way you get the delicious vitamin-D enriched milk which is part of a healthy, balanced breakfast without making your cereal soggy and deplorable.


Listen to this guy, or you could balance how much milk you put in, then put sugar on so at the end you're left with some milk to drink out the bowl and sugar to make it taste better.
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#86
I hate it when I pour the cereal and then discover we have no milk.
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#87
Quote by theogonia777
See, you only ever need milk if the cereal is really bland in the first place, but if you get something like Frosted Flakes or Cinnamon Toast Crunch it's fine dry.

Even if its good, I like milk in it and try to eat the wettest parts first, so they don`t get soggy but arn`t dry either.

Dry cereal is terrible compared to milky cereal.
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#88
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I hate it when I pour the cereal and then discover we have no milk.

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#89
I traded in my iPod Touch for an iPod Classic to have more storage space, but I forgot how annoying it is to use that goddamn click wheel. It takes me twice as long to get at a certain song now. Hella frustrating.
#91
I had to weight for equipment at the gym because of some chicken legged wanker.
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#92
Me? I went to Wendy's today, ordered a double cheeseburger combo (everything on it) with med. drink, but instead got a single patty burger, NOTHING but the meat, and some wacko supersize drink of half-flavored soda (basically carbonated water), when it was supposed to be LEMONADE.


Seriously, I don't think I've been through the drive-thru at my Wendy's WITHOUT them fucking half the order up. EVERY TIME they get at least one major item completely wrong.
#93
I had an appointment to meet with my professor this morning and he was substituting another class (allegedly!!!!)
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#94
The girl i've been seeing for almost 9 months tells me some other guy she's had feelings for might be coming to NY. nbd.
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#95
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How is that an inconvenience, you bastard?


Btw, I doubt you even got laid once. You're just trying to imply that you actually have sex with something other than your hand.


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i had to help put out fliers with my father and i was nauseated and he drives very jerky. guns it and then taps on his brakes hard repeatedly. ugh

#96
smoked and fried a potentiometer for a power supply circuit because i was a dumbass and wired the leads in wrong.
#97
I was playing monopoly against the AI and I know it cheats. You land on community chest and get to collect $200? I land on chance and go to jail? You land on park place, then roll a snake eyes and get boardwalk? Seriously? Same with the AI in FIFA


#100
All my classes were cancelled...

...I got drunk at the campus bar...and didn't have anybody to talk to...

...I'm sad...

...oh yeah, and the oven wasn't working.
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#101
Your classes were cancelled.
Your campus has a bar. (wtf?)

And yet you weep.
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#102
Well I do a database project in Access that takes me about an hour and a half, submit it, and see I get a 0. I realize it didn't save and I submitted a blank file. I redo it in about 40 minutes, close it, re open it before I submit it and see it didn't save again. At this point I am pretty mad because I am using a rental computer at our library since mine doesn't have Access. I redo it again in about 25 minutes make sure it ****ing saves and submit it for full credit. It was a lot of work and I hadn't even used Access until yesterday. :/ Also it sucks you can't get weed TS, if you lived in my town and I actually new who you were I would help you out lol. I'm guessing you are a raver, so I wouldn't mind helping lol
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Your campus has a bar. (wtf?).

Mine does too, I thought that was normal lol Where else can you have a drink with your professors at lunch.
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#103
Quote by eGraham
Your classes were cancelled.
Your campus has a bar. (wtf?)

And yet you weep.

and THAT is the real issue.

Seriously, I should've had a fantastic day.

I miss smoking weed...
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#104
Went to get milk out of the fridge, bag has less than an ounce in it and no one bothered to finish it/put a new one in the jug. This is going to be one buttery-ass pot of KD.
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#105
I woke up early for breakfast but no one else was awake so I ate breakfast by myself and went back to sleep. When I woke up everyone had already had their lunch so I had to eat lunch by myself. I had strawberries and cream cheese and I forgot to wash the strawberries so now little bits of strawberry hair are in the cream cheese. I also just found out that honey almonds don't taste good with cream cheese :/

Oh and I climbed up a hill in the rain to get to a class that was cancelled and I didn't have an umbrella.
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#106
I got wet at work today and spent an 8 hour shift with my balls in soaked underwear. Brought a change of shirt and pants but thats it, and had to walk home commando in the cold caus my bike got destroyed when i got hit by a car last week
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#108
First world problem post:

This year I've been good about getting sleep but lately I've been getting back to two hours a night and now I'll be up all night doing a shit load of homework I've only been assigned today and yesterday that's due tomorrow. This is high school, I'm not supposed to have this much yet.
#109
Quote by slipknot5678
First world problem post:

It may sound cliched, but get used to it. There will be some semesters at your college/university (should you pursue it) that will be relatively lax and easy. Then there will be the other type. Full of work. Work that can't be comprehended at first glance. Work that literally needs several hours a week to look at to get a passing grade. Not, "Oh, I can just attempt the homework and I'll pass the class."

Add on top of that a job, unless you're one of the luckies among us whose family can afford all your bills.

Unless you're very lucky, or have other plans, the shit doesn't get any easier, man.
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#110
I left my CD case in my house, so I had to listen to the CD that was in my car already, despite not wanting to.
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#111
College has some ****ing weird timetables. Monday and Tuesday are off, Wednesday starts at eleven, but Thursday and Friday start at 8:30. Ridiculously difficult to get used to.
#112
Quote by eGraham
It may sound cliched, but get used to it. There will be some semesters at your college/university (should you pursue it) that will be relatively lax and easy. Then there will be the other type. Full of work. Work that can't be comprehended at first glance. Work that literally needs several hours a week to look at to get a passing grade. Not, "Oh, I can just attempt the homework and I'll pass the class."


I don't just attempt my homework, I try to be as in depth as possible.

But yeah, I will need a job, so I'll probably die. :/

Edit: But at least the timetable is different. I won't necessarilly be spending nine hours a day at school everyday, right? I don't even mind the work, I'm just a bit autist and there isn't enough time to do it all at my pace (a maths or science assignment that takes a normal person an hour takes me several hours)
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#113
Housemates dog broke into my room, ate my left over chinese, pissed on my fan, and then jumped all over my bed getting dirt all over my sheets.
#114
Quote by slipknot5678
I don't just attempt my homework, I try to be as in depth as possible.

But yeah, I will need a job, so I'll probably die. :/

Meh, don't let me get you down. It's manageable, but it takes some time.

Take my advice, though, please. Do not underestimate the potential difficulty of your classes. I don't know how intelligent you are, or how quickly you catch onto things, so that's why I say potential. Go in with the attitude that you are going to learn new material, not matter what the class.

A lot of professors have odd styles of teaching, and you'll need to adapt to their methods.

I think that's a good place to end my rant.
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#115
Quote by eGraham

Take my advice, though, please. Do not underestimate the potential difficulty of your classes. I don't know how intelligent you are, or how quickly you catch onto things, so that's why I say potential. Go in with the attitude that you are going to learn new material, not matter what the class.


See my edit. I am not intelligent. I am ****ed.

Won't stop me from at least trying though.
#116
Just make sure you allow yourself the time to study and do schoolwork, then. That should be above everything else. When you get a job, make sure your employer can shape the schedule around your school. Most employers are cool about college students, but every now and then you might run into a dick.

It's also helpful to take a printed version of your schedule to any potential employer when you go to apply/go for an interview.
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#118
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