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GuitarQ33r0
Deathcore Messiah
Join date: Nov 2009
166 IQ
#1
I gotta take my girl on a romantic date this weekend and I am clueless on ideas. So I thought I'd ask the most romantic motherf*ckers around here at the pit. Whats your idea of a romantic date?
you're never as free as when you are lost
Atomic_Assault
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2008
53 IQ
#2
Anal.
In the days of darkness men feared not the sword and the lance
Nor did he fear the beast of fire... He feared...
THE AXEMAN!!





The Earth is covered in ash and our lungs have filled with worms...
Extra Ordinary
Meh
Join date: Jun 2011
197 IQ
#5
Well here's a serious answer, I have no clue.

I am going to ask this girl out on a date though. Was thinking of taking her to an axe throwing range because it's just too original and unconventional to not try.
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
3,467 IQ
#6
Quote by Extra Ordinary
Well here's a serious answer, I have no clue.

I am going to ask this girl out on a date though. Was thinking of taking her to an axe throwing range because it's just too original and unconventional to not try.


Perfect! You can be like "oof, sorry about you getting hit. Let me take you home and clean your axe wound".

EDIT: Relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C7cv0MueB0&t=10m7s
Last edited by Pagan_Poetry at Nov 15, 2012,
c3powil
on a coconut estate
Join date: Jun 2007
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#7
Picnic.

...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
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#8
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
"I've blinded you with my love, melon tits".


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JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
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#9
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Perfect! You can be like "oof, sorry about you getting hit. Let me take you home and clean your axe wound".

Idea: 8/10
Execution: 4/10
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
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#11
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Show me a 10/10 for execution then, you supposed master of getting vagina.


Go watch the video of Bin Laden being killed.
AMERICA
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
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#12
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Show me a 10/10 for execution then, you supposed master of getting vagina.

A blowie does not involve vaginae.

Plus I ain't one to capitalize on someone else's idea, it's not my style, ya dig?
Extra Ordinary
Meh
Join date: Jun 2011
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#13
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Show me a 10/10 for execution then, you supposed master of getting vagina.

Oh the execution will be 10/10. Very clean cut, little to no mess.
Toadvine
Obviously, not a golfer
Join date: May 2010
829 IQ
#14
Mini Golf, wait it's cold now, ice skating, movie, go bowling, darts, pool, play a Kubb marathon.

Go to one of them hipster coffee shops, where you make pottery and shit.

Have you no imagination?
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
3,467 IQ
#15
Quote by Trowzaa
Go watch the video of Bin Laden being killed.
AMERICA


Okay I will.

OH WAIT IT DOESN'T EXIST.

Quote by RU Experienced?
A blowie does not involve vaginae.

Plus I ain't one to capitalize on someone else's idea, it's not my style, ya dig?


Really? Only settling on a blowie? Come on, mang, go for the gold! Have her other lips on your dick! Go for her cave of wonders and rub the magic lamp and have a genie come out of it in the cave and wish for a baby and wait nine months and then realize oh shit I'm a father and try to be a father as you have given up the responsibilities of your life to be a father now and do this for five years and realize "god damnit Pagan you have ruined my life with your suggestion you stupid shit head" as you take that kid that took away your life to her first ballet recital and then watch in awe and see that you in fact made the right choice and that everything happens for a reason and you will drive her home listening to Albert Ayler because he's awesome and jazz and stuff and yeah watch her grow up into a graduating student and realize that Pagan dictated your life for the better and that you should thank him and perhaps maybe his execution was 10/10 after all because it gave you a better life!


Quote by Extra Ordinary
Oh the execution will be 10/10. Very clean cut, little to no mess.


But women like their sex messy.
ProgFripp74
UG's Djent maestro
Join date: Nov 2010
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#16
Curry and a shag. Sorted.
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JUST BOUGHT SIKTH DEATH OF A DEAD DAY ALBUM FROM THE US AND IT CAME WITH THE 6 YEAR OLD SIGNED POSTER (30/4/12) WIN
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
278 IQ
#17
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Really? Only settling on a blowie? Come on, mang, go for the gold! Have her other lips on your dick! Go for her cave of wonders and rub the magic lamp and have a genie come out of it in the cave and wish for a baby and wait nine months and then realize oh shit I'm a father and try to be a father as you have given up the responsibilities of your life to be a father now and do this for five years and realize "god damnit Pagan you have ruined my life with your suggestion you stupid shit head" as you take that kid that took away your life to her first ballet recital and then watch in awe and see that you in fact made the right choice and that everything happens for a reason and you will drive her home listening to Albert Ayler because he's awesome and jazz and stuff and yeah watch her grow up into a graduating student and realize that Pagan dictated your life for the better and that you should thank him and perhaps maybe his execution was 10/10 after all because it gave you a better life!

But I don't wanna
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#19
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
ballet recital and then watch in awe and see that you in fact made the right choice

pedophile
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
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#24
With your disco stick ****ing deep into her vaginal bacon buffet, the sensation of your jebend smashing her cervix will make her quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The pounding of your turd-herder will be so vigorous, you'll soon found your scroto baggins joining her cream reaper deep in her cocoa channel. Extrude a giant footlong fudge bullet on her breasticles just so you ccan suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from her devil's bagpipe will have you coated like a plasterer's radio. Munch on her flappy meal, even though she'd had the painters in for the best part of a week.
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dubstar92
Freetarded
Join date: May 2008
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#26
Put her and her best friend in pasties, take them to a rave and have a threesome after just watch out for the ****ed up best friend puking on you <_<
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
Last edited by dubstar92 at Nov 15, 2012,
Nameless742
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
926 IQ
#27
Invite her over for ice-cream and passionate lovemaking then play your guitar the entire remainder.
That's what I did, I'm single now.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
278 IQ
#28
Quote by Thrashtastic15
RUExperienced is a stuffy old man when it comes to jazz
Please girlfriend, I listen to plenty of contemporary artists. Like Kurt Rosenwinkel, and, umm, shut up!


Quote by ErikLensherr
With your disco stick ****ing deep into her vaginal bacon buffet, the sensation of your jebend smashing her cervix will make her quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The pounding of your turd-herder will be so vigorous, you'll soon found your scroto baggins joining her cream reaper deep in her cocoa channel. Extrude a giant footlong fudge bullet on her breasticles just so you ccan suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from her devil's bagpipe will have you coated like a plasterer's radio. Munch on her flappy meal, even though she'd had the painters in for the best part of a week.

It's like I'm reading mad libs.
Extra Ordinary
Meh
Join date: Jun 2011
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#29
Quote by RU Experienced?
It's like I'm reading mad libs.

Oh lord what could the pit do with mad libs.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
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#31
I don't even know what mad libs is.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Trowzaa
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#33
Well then.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
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#35
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
NOOOOOOOOOOO

PUT THE CHINCHILLA BACK

=[

Trowzaa what have you done
I demand My Neighbor John Turturro to be put back


When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside,
Ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide,
Have you hurt my friends, can you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man, I can't let it slide,
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I feel strong about right and wrong,
And I don't take trouble for very long,
I got something deep inside of me, and courage is the thing that keeps us free,
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
Have you hurt my friends, can you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man, I can't let it slide,
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
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#37
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Fuck that shit


Might wanna check that link.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Extra Ordinary
Meh
Join date: Jun 2011
197 IQ
#38
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
NOOOOOOOOOOO

PUT THE CHINCHILLA BACK

=[

Trowzaa what have you done
I demand My Neighbor John Turturro to be put back

Nah man, I'm pretty sure its name is Ponyo.
It's by that Mitsubishi guy.