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Mack56
mackabre
Join date: Apr 2003
1,078 IQ
#1
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/twinkies-maker-hostess-liquidate-company-strike/story?id=17736898#.UKYxJfnKY8k

Seems hostess (maker of twinkies, among other cream filled and unhealthy snacks) is shutting the **** down. Closing all the bakeries and straight liquidating the company.

So if you like any of their stuff, you might want to get some now or hope someone decides to buy the company.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
866 IQ
#2
Whatever.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
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#5
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nvr evn g2 try 1 :'(


Never? Have you ever had any Hostess products at all?
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Read this please.
naedauuf
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Join date: Dec 2009
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#6
To be honest, all of Hostess' snacks tasted like spongy ass. I never liked any of them.
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Naedauuf for president people.


ErikLensherr
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#7
I'm usually on labor's side but what the hell.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.
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slash_GNR666
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#8
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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metacarpi
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Join date: Aug 2007
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#10
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
metacarpi
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Join date: Aug 2007
895 IQ
#12
God-****ing-dammit

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
captainsnazz
~
Join date: Jul 2010
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#13
I've watched a lot of American films and I still have no idea what a twinkie is so I'm going to google it now

edit: they don't look or sound that exciting to be honest. I can't taste sponge or cream.
Last edited by captainsnazz at Nov 16, 2012,
slash_GNR666
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Join date: Jun 2009
396 IQ
#15
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Ninja'd, Pete


Mine may not of been from Zombieland, but clearly shows Tallahassee is upset with this news
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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JackalUK
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#16
Quote by slash_GNR666
Mine may not of been from Zombieland, but clearly shows Tallahassee is upset with this news


It's from the scene where he talks about his son in Bill Murrays mansion.
slash_GNR666
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#17
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It's from the scene where he talks about his son in Bill Murrays mansion.


Ah well thank you, I couldn't remember

So do I win the ninja war?
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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EpiExplorer
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#18
lulzcomicsans.
o()o

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whoomit
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#19
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Never? Have you ever had any Hostess products at all?

Don't think so
naedauuf
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#21
Maybe it will be a good idea to stock up now, freeze a bunch and in a year sell them on eBay for $1000 a piece.
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Naedauuf for president people.


theogonia777
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#24
Quote by whoomit
Don't think so


Seriously, go out and buy some Hostess stuff or else you will feel unfilled for the rest of your life. My favorite are the raspberry-coconut Zingers.



Quote by naedauuf
Maybe it will be a good idea to stock up now, freeze a bunch and in a year sell them on eBay for $1000 a piece.


Why would you freeze them?
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
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#25
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Cockroaches and Boss stompboxes.
soXlittleXtimeX
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Join date: Aug 2005
536 IQ
#26
I've never really been a fan of twinkies.
Their Ding dongs and Cupcakes on the other hand...

Nothing will ever fill that hole in my stomach like you did.

Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
Last edited by soXlittleXtimeX at Nov 16, 2012,
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
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#27
Quote by theogonia777
Seriously, go out and buy some Hostess stuff or else you will feel unfilled for the rest of your life. My favorite are the raspberry-coconut Zingers.


I've never seen any over here. Rumour is that you can buy things on the internet though. However, I don't have money to throw around on cakes.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
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#29
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Don't worry guys I got you covered!





Just for the record, you're kidding, right?
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
1,034 IQ
#31
Quote by theogonia777
Why would you freeze them?

So they don't grow mold or go bad? They don't last forever you know, they are essentially cakes.

They'll get freezer burn in a freezer, but I guarantee stupid people will still buy them.
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
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#32
Quote by naedauuf
So they don't grow mold or go bad? They don't last forever you know, they are essentially cakes.

They'll get freezer burn in a freezer, but I guarantee stupid people will still buy them.


They're filled with enough preservatives to last for a million years.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
naedauuf
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2009
1,034 IQ
#33
Quote by theogonia777
They're filled with enough preservatives to last for a million years.

Where do people get this info? They last like about 6 months then they're ****ed.
Quote by MetalGS3SE
This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


JustRooster
Professionally Crabby
Join date: Jan 2005
7,261 IQ
#36
Oh well, at least there will be Zebra Cakes.

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Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound

K'Nuckles
The president of ass
Join date: Aug 2011
1,900 IQ
#37
There've been Americandy shops popping up all over the place lately - tried a Twinkie a couple of months ago - that shit is AWFUL. Tasteless sugar shit with some kind of goo in the middle. I'd rather just eat a Mr Kiplings.
purplexing
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#38
those things are toxic. By far the worst thing you could put into your body.
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Seventh.
Atomic_Assault
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#39
Quote by purplexing
those things are toxic. By far the worst thing you could put into your body.


Heroin and crack cocaine running at second and third, respectively.

Say no to Twinkies, kids.

EDIT: Oh, right, they're shutting down. Almost forgot. Thank God the millions that the government is putting into their war on Twinkies is working.

Next up, Terror, and drugs.
In the days of darkness men feared not the sword and the lance
Nor did he fear the beast of fire... He feared...
THE AXEMAN!!





The Earth is covered in ash and our lungs have filled with worms...
Last edited by Atomic_Assault at Nov 16, 2012,
WaterGod
BernieBro
Join date: Sep 2010
541 IQ
#40
Lol bullshit.

Reminds me when Movie Gallery went of out of business and I couldn't rent classic blockbusters for cheap anymore.