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#1
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/twinkies-maker-hostess-liquidate-company-strike/story?id=17736898#.UKYxJfnKY8k

Seems hostess (maker of twinkies, among other cream filled and unhealthy snacks) is shutting the **** down. Closing all the bakeries and straight liquidating the company.

So if you like any of their stuff, you might want to get some now or hope someone decides to buy the company.
#2
Whatever.
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#5
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nvr evn g2 try 1 :'(


Never? Have you ever had any Hostess products at all?
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#6
To be honest, all of Hostess' snacks tasted like spongy ass. I never liked any of them.
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#7
I'm usually on labor's side but what the hell.
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#8
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#12
God-****ing-dammit

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#13
I've watched a lot of American films and I still have no idea what a twinkie is so I'm going to google it now

edit: they don't look or sound that exciting to be honest. I can't taste sponge or cream.
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#15
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Ninja'd, Pete


Mine may not of been from Zombieland, but clearly shows Tallahassee is upset with this news
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#16
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Mine may not of been from Zombieland, but clearly shows Tallahassee is upset with this news


It's from the scene where he talks about his son in Bill Murrays mansion.
#17
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It's from the scene where he talks about his son in Bill Murrays mansion.


Ah well thank you, I couldn't remember

So do I win the ninja war?
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#18
lulzcomicsans.
o()o

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#19
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Never? Have you ever had any Hostess products at all?

Don't think so
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#21
Maybe it will be a good idea to stock up now, freeze a bunch and in a year sell them on eBay for $1000 a piece.
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Naedauuf for president people.


#24
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Don't think so


Seriously, go out and buy some Hostess stuff or else you will feel unfilled for the rest of your life. My favorite are the raspberry-coconut Zingers.



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Maybe it will be a good idea to stock up now, freeze a bunch and in a year sell them on eBay for $1000 a piece.


Why would you freeze them?
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#25
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Cockroaches and Boss stompboxes.
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#26
I've never really been a fan of twinkies.
Their Ding dongs and Cupcakes on the other hand...

Nothing will ever fill that hole in my stomach like you did.

Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
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#27
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Seriously, go out and buy some Hostess stuff or else you will feel unfilled for the rest of your life. My favorite are the raspberry-coconut Zingers.


I've never seen any over here. Rumour is that you can buy things on the internet though. However, I don't have money to throw around on cakes.
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#29
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Just for the record, you're kidding, right?
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#30
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Oh no! What are we supposed to eat after the nuclear Holocaust? D:

Each other.
#31
Quote by theogonia777
Why would you freeze them?

So they don't grow mold or go bad? They don't last forever you know, they are essentially cakes.

They'll get freezer burn in a freezer, but I guarantee stupid people will still buy them.
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#32
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So they don't grow mold or go bad? They don't last forever you know, they are essentially cakes.

They'll get freezer burn in a freezer, but I guarantee stupid people will still buy them.


They're filled with enough preservatives to last for a million years.
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#33
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They're filled with enough preservatives to last for a million years.

Where do people get this info? They last like about 6 months then they're ****ed.
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

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#38
those things are toxic. By far the worst thing you could put into your body.
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#39
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those things are toxic. By far the worst thing you could put into your body.


Heroin and crack cocaine running at second and third, respectively.

Say no to Twinkies, kids.

EDIT: Oh, right, they're shutting down. Almost forgot. Thank God the millions that the government is putting into their war on Twinkies is working.

Next up, Terror, and drugs.
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Nor did he fear the beast of fire... He feared...
THE AXEMAN!!





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#40
Lol bullshit.

Reminds me when Movie Gallery went of out of business and I couldn't rent classic blockbusters for cheap anymore.
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