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#81
Not once have I tasted a real Twinkie.

My life has lost all meaning.

I don't think Twinkies existed when Camus or Sartre were alive, huh? Told you.
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#82
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Not once have I tasted a real Twinkie.

My life has lost all meaning.

I don't think Twinkies existed when Camus or Sartre were alive, huh? Told you.

Actually, Twinkies existed when both of them were alive.
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#83
What does spongy ass taste like? I've never eaten any of that either.

It's been a long long time since I've had a Twinkie at least 30 or more but as a kid I liked their cupcakes with the squiggle on top.
I've always liked chocolate in all of it's forms but was never a fan of vanilla which I think Twinkies were flavored with other than sugar and fat for the most part.

Maybe someone will buy the company for a dime on the dollar then move the whole shebang to a right to work state and put those 18,000 jobs on their economy.


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To be honest, all of Hostess' snacks tasted like spongy ass. I never liked any of them.
#85
Damn this sucks. I love hostess.

I built a carport for a hostess outsource warehouse out here. I bought a bunch of shit from them not at retail price. It was sooooo cheap.
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#87
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Never tried them, never wanted to. I live in England though, so i guess it's hard to see the appeal.

There really wouldn't be unless you grew up with them. Yeah, they're horrible for you and contain more artificial ingredients than a plastic bag, but it's the taste of childhood.

I still want to try a deep-fried Twinkie.
#88
Not going to miss Twinkies. I like ho-hos, but I like Little Debbie's Swiss Rolls better anyway.

I try to avoid all of these whenever possible though.
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#89
So? There are literally hundreds of Hostess knock-off brands out there. At least half of them Twinkie-related
#90
Wait, Hostess made Wonder Bread?

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#92
I'll miss ding dongs
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#93
I went to my local circle k gas station grocery the woman would scream "We're sold out of Twinkies" when someone would walk in. Everyone would laugh.

There's a hostess warehouse not far from where I live. I'm bout to ransack that shit.
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#94
Damn, I missed the porn.

I`ll miss twinkies, somebody will buy them though, so they`ll be back eventually.
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#95
I also made the stunning realization that twinkies + major global disaster = "find the twinkies, they're good no matter what.

Also this.
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#96
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Just for the record, you're kidding, right?

What? About the superior version of nasty ass ho-hos?
#97
A huge ass dude was the one to inform me of this today at work. No wonder...
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#98
Quote by ErikLensherr
I'm usually on labor's side but what the hell.


This.

But Hostess products suck anyway.
#101
I remember reading comics when I was a kid and Twinkies were advertised as being eaten by Richie Rich and they looked so good in comic art and I had no idea what one was.

Then the day came when I went to Pearl Harbour and just happened to see that they sold Twinkies so I bought one and years of my childhood built up to this one fantastic moment when I get to find out what is a twinkie and what it tastes like.

End result, I am disappoint.
#102
A friend of mine brought one back from America. Not as good as they'd hyped it up to be. In fact it was pretty meh.

Also, the comments section of that article... oh dear.
#103
For the record, if hostess is really no more, I'll miss these by leaps and bounds more than twinkies:

#104
not sad.

swiss rolls are better.
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#105
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not sad.

swiss rolls are better.

Damn right.
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#106
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For the record, if hostess is really no more, I'll miss these by leaps and bounds more than twinkies:


Oh my ****ing God. This is serious, guys. We need to buy Hostess and keep it open.
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Thought of this.
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#108
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This.

But Hostess products suck anyway.
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Not labor's fault.

Yeah apparently they already made significant concessions just a few years ago. You can't just cannibalize your employees' pensions funds when you mismanage your company.

I read an article earlier saying in all likelihood their snack food brands will be bought and continued by someone else because it's the most lucrative part of their business and a lot of other companies are trying to expand in that sector anyway.
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#109
I can’t believe this, folks. I simply can’t believe it. The Socialist takeover of our nation is now taking away an American icon, Hostess. No longer will we enjoy Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and Wonder Bread with our loved ones, but rather we will be forced to chew on carrots and celery like animals! I truly blame the First Lady and her Socialist push for healthy food. This is all Michelle Obama’s fault, I feel as though a part of me is dying. We can’t let this happen! Not in America! We need our food made of chemicals and pretend sugar filled with preservatives. I don’t like knowing what I’m eating. Carrots?! Apples?! Strawberries?! How boring does this White House want us to be?! We’re not Americans unless we’re eating things that are bad for us. It’s what makes us great!
#110
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#111
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Yeah apparently they already made significant concessions just a few years ago. You can't just cannibalize your employees' pensions funds when you mismanage your company.

I read an article earlier saying in all likelihood their snack food brands will be bought and continued by someone else because it's the most lucrative part of their business and a lot of other companies are trying to expand in that sector anyway.


They had been through bankruptcy twice in less than a decade and were still headed down. Shit was inevitable.
#113
Quote by SwaggleyKubrick


So there's still hope!

I just came back from the Hostess down the street!

The line was huuuugeee and all the Twinkies were taken. Every new person to walk through the door was shocked and then saddened immediately by the display of their facial expressions.

I grabbed a lot of donuts for my parents and I got like 10 honey buns and a few other cakes I never tried. It was a pretty amazing sight seeing people grab everything they can. People on the line were discussing if someone would buy the company because its a cultural American icon. The 2 women working the registers were sad and tired about the whole situation but said they'll work to the end.
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#114
I forgot about the honey buns ;_;
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#115
I just ate one right now. It was amazing. Oh man this shit is so sad. Hostess was great, and if anyone didnt like twinkies, you probably liked something else that was delicious from Hostess.
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#116
Quote by Nelsean
I just ate one right now. It was amazing. Oh man this shit is so sad. Hostess was great, and if anyone didnt like twinkies, you probably liked something else that was delicious from Hostess.

For sure. Twinkies were like my least favorite product of theirs. Those honey buns are incredible and I loved the cupcakes as well.
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#117
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I just ate one right now. It was amazing. Oh man this shit is so sad. Hostess was great, and if anyone didnt like twinkies, you probably liked something else that was delicious from Hostess.
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#118
Quote by due 07
I can’t believe this, folks. I simply can’t believe it. The Socialist takeover of our nation is now taking away an American icon, Hostess. No longer will we enjoy Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and Wonder Bread with our loved ones, but rather we will be forced to chew on carrots and celery like animals! I truly blame the First Lady and her Socialist push for healthy food. This is all Michelle Obama’s fault, I feel as though a part of me is dying. We can’t let this happen! Not in America! We need our food made of chemicals and pretend sugar filled with preservatives. I don’t like knowing what I’m eating. Carrots?! Apples?! Strawberries?! How boring does this White House want us to be?! We’re not Americans unless we’re eating things that are bad for us. It’s what makes us great!


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#119






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#120
Quote by element4433
I forgot about the honey buns ;_;




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i practically lived on those and potato chips in high school.
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