Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
4,955 IQ
#1
Basically, you and your girl get naked...

1) You, the guy, set her pubes on fire with a lighter.

2) You then proceed to put out the fire with your man juice.

3) You then jump off the bed, run around and flap your arms like wings and yell "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!!"

So. Yeah. If you guys have similar moves, please do share.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#3
Isn't that some guy's sig?
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Highelf04
UG's ONLY Batgirl
Join date: Oct 2010
678 IQ
#5
The superman

Put your man juices on her back
Let her fall asleep like that, then the sheet will be stuck to her back


The pirate

Man juices+eye+kick her so she says arh


The wearwolf

Shave pubes off+ man juices+face+throw pubes on face after man juicing face
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
3,467 IQ
#6
Quote by Metasponge



...


But why would a Charizard put out the fire?


Plausibility doesn't matter when it's a joke about sex! It instantly has to be funny because of Pokemon and pubes and semen.
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,192 IQ
#7
That sounds more like a Charizard and Blastoise combo to me.
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I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,192 IQ
#10
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Venusaur is what her vagina will look like after all of this.

And just like that, you've caught all three starters and gotten laid in the process.
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Jesus christ Ali is a nutcase

I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#11
Quote by theogonia777
Isn't that some guy's sig?
Yes. Very yes.
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