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Rectangles
32 22%
Triangles
55 38%
Eat that thing square (I'm a square option)
57 40%
Voters: 144.
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King Donkey
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#1
Do you prefer your sandwiches cut in rectangles or triangles?
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Obsceneairwaves
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#2
Triangles, Any other option is stupid
It's over simplified, So what!

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#5
Currently eating a sandwich cut in rectangles.

But I don't care either way.
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girlgerms007
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#7
triangles, and it has to be four, not two
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#8
I don't cut my sandwiches. Haters gonna hate.
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King Donkey
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#9
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FireFromTheVoid
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#10
Quote by girlgerms007
triangles, and it has to be four, not two

Two triangles is best though.
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Krieger91
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#11
Triangles. I mean, there shouldn't even be a choice.
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#13
Triangles
/thread

Edit: ^ Holy s*** thats the stuff of small children's nightmares.
King Donkey
yes
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#14
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Dawww...

Wait, that bread isn't cut into triangles. Leave my thread at once.
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#16
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I don't really care what shape my sandwiches are.
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eGraham
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#18
I prefer my sandwich to be cut in the shape of the ****ing searchbar
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ThrashUnleashed
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#19
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4 triangles > 4 squares > 2 triangles > 2 rectangles


Wrong, two triangles is better than four.
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#21
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Two triangles is best though.


nope, two triangles are too big and mess up my lip balm
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King Donkey
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#22
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uncut

I like the sound of that, especially coming from our very own Registed Sex Offender.
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FireFromTheVoid
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#23
Quote by girlgerms007
nope, two triangles are too big and mess up my lip balm

Well I guess if I wore lip balm I`d think that, but I don`t so... Two = better.
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adamgur96
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#24
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We had this thread last week...


yep.
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#25
Who the **** cuts a sandwich?
Cutting them into small sections is just for pain in the ass party hosts who make people pile their plates up so high at the buffet bar with all the small food and it spills everywhere
AmalgamOfMeat
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#26
Triangles are better for getting a similar amount of bread crust in each bite.

So those.

Last edited by AmalgamOfMeat at Nov 17, 2012,
Trowzaa
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#27
Didn't we have this thread the other day? Regardless, rectangles. Triangles are annoying cos you either bite the middle or you have to bite two giant bites of crust before getting to the good stuff.
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rocknroll93
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#28
used to be triangles. now I just don't cut them.
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
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#30
No need to cut a sandwich. I'm a full grown man, with man sized hands. I don't need little dainty looking sandwich pieces.


If I order a sandwich at a restaurant, I really don't care. They cut it however they choose to.
theogonia777
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#32
I don't really eat any sort of sandwiches other than cheeseburgers and subs.
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#33
Triangles can look nicer, but if anything, I prefer rectangles as have more evenly spread filling, and triangles are asymmetric with some types of bread, which annoys me.
Generally though, uncut is just the way to go!
girlgerms007
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#34
Quote by theogonia777
I don't really eat any sort of sandwiches other than cheeseburgers and subs.

That's interesting because not everywhere classifies burgers and subs as sandwiches, they are just burgers or subs. Sandwiches have to be made out of regular slices of bread.
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#35
I eat mine uncut too, like a man. A manly man.

Grilled cheese or PB&J, the stuff always oozes outside the bread. Cheeseburgers, the blood splashes everything and they dry out too quickly unless you're gobbling it down.

Only club sandwiches with three layers, turkey, bacon, etc... are acceptable to be quartered.
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#38
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Wrong, two triangles is better than four.

Four triangles are adorable


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#40
raw and uncut
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