Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
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#3
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Jazz.

Fancy suits, women, booze, heroin.


This man knows.

Edit: ^ so does he.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
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#4
What's up with these threads?
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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damian_91
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#9
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Djent.

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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
due 07
haaan
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#10
This is the worst website ever. It's so embarrassing to read.
joestrat5000
UG's Dragonborn
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#11
Fuck masculinity...
Please Call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
LostLegion
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#12
Quote by due 07
This is the worst website ever. It's so embarrassing to read.

Yup. It's dull and lifeless and it looks like every other WordPress website.
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
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#14
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Terrible.

Industrial wins. Some of those guys are god damn scary. Most are, in fact.
Real industrial, not Marilyn Manson or Static X or whatever.

You're such a fagster!

Serious answer though: Girl from Ipanema is the manliest song I know.
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
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#17
It really is. I'm actually listening to it now that I've mentioned it.


When she walks she's like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she passes
Goes "Ahhhh"
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Morphogenesis26
UG Nerd
Join date: Apr 2011
468 IQ
#19
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Terrible.

Industrial wins. Some of those guys are god damn scary. Most are, in fact.
Real industrial, not Marilyn Manson or Static X or whatever.


I don't think being masculine means you're scary.

OT: Gangsta Rap? Bestial Death Metal?...

Free Form Jazz?
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
Join date: Apr 2009
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#20
Quote by eGraham
It really is. I'm actually listening to it now that I've mentioned it.


When she walks she's like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she passes
Goes "Ahhhh"


Oh my god that bass

doop

de doop

de doop-de-doop-doop

de doop-doop-doop-de-doop-de-doop-doop

It's like morse code for "I'm getting some Brazilian poon tonight"


Quote by Morphogenesis26
I don't think being masculine means you're scary.

OT: Gangsta Rap? Bestial Death Metal?...

Free Form Jazz?


I know but I meant that some are overly masculine in a scary sense, like, the really abrasive almost neo-nazi shit
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
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#21
Which version are you most familiar with?

I think of Stan Getz when think of this song.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
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#22
Quote by eGraham
Which version are you most familiar with?

I think of Stan Getz when think of this song.


That's the only version worth thinking of. Yes others are good but that is THE version.
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
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#23
What genre is it considered? Bossa nova or jazz?

Nevermind. I google'd it and apparently it's like the most famous bossa nova song ever lol.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
behind_you
Very good!
Join date: Apr 2010
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#24
Why is each genre on it's own page
ggg1 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg2 ggg3

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Penn100
Master Forum Ninja
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#25


Desert rock.

/thread.
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Morphogenesis26
UG Nerd
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#26
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I know but I meant that some are overly masculine in a scary sense, like, the really abrasive almost neo-nazi shit


Oh, you mean like anus.

:3
Pagan_Poetry
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#27
Quote by eGraham
What genre is it considered? Bossa nova or jazz?

Nevermind. I google'd it and apparently it's like the most famous bossa nova song ever lol.


Yep! Bossa nova.

Quote by Morphogenesis26
Oh, you mean like anus.

:3




TheChaz
Other Barry
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#29
Oh, cool. Theawesomecave made a multi account to spam his shitty website after they banned his first account for spamming his shitty website.
Enigmatic564
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
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#30
Didn't we have this thread a couple weeks ago?
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Jesus died for their sins. It would be a waste if they just didn't sin it up. If you ask me, it's almost unchristian if you DON'T eat the kiddies.
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Hahaha you short fuck
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LOL manlet
dubstar92
Freetarded
Join date: May 2008
531 IQ
#31
Beatdown Harcore bands like Hatebreed are the mostly manly?

This guy has obviously never listen to Neurofunk, Hard Acid Techno or Darkstep.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
Highelf04
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#32
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Jazz.

Fancy suits, women, booze, heroin.

Why were there responses after this?
Butt Rayge
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Join date: Jan 2009
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#33
That was atrocious in every possible way. I can't believe I read the whole thing.
Cianyx
UG Nerd
Join date: Dec 2008
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#34
Beatdown hardcore?

Oh you mean bands that routinely whine about others "disrespecting their scene"
primusfan
Conspiracy Music Theorist
Join date: Mar 2004
5,337 IQ
#35
that article was dumb.

i agree with the guy that said desert/stoner rock. QOTSA, desert sessions, eagles of death metal, kyuss, mondo generator, etc. anything semi-related to josh homme really.

i don't know that i agree with jazz. i think it's the most intense music. but not the most masculine though.
#DTWD
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
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#36
Quote by due 07
This is the worst website ever. It's so embarrassing to read.

+1

This thread has left me in a salty mood.

EDIT: Salty I tell you! Like a pretzel.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
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IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
Join date: Sep 2008
2,151 IQ
#37
Anything related to Josh Homme. His music has it's own pair of balls. The blues is rly manly too.
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jjfeu662
Celestia
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#38
I call BS on the article.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
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#39
I'm waiting for someone to say heavy metal so I can laugh in their face.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Morphogenesis26
UG Nerd
Join date: Apr 2011
468 IQ
#40
Quote by Trowzaa
I'm waiting for someone to say heavy metal so I can laugh in their face.


Heavy Metal started as this counter culture subculture that prided itself on masculinity that has lasted for decades.

Now, some have tried to taint this grand bastion of manliness, but only the true, the strong, the manly have survived!

RAISE THE HORNS TALLICA SLAYER PRIEST MASTODON NYSNC JUDAS PRIEST MAIDEN YEAHHHHHH!!!!