#1
Hey, just got Chinese got my cookie it said.

Turn your thoughts within -- find yourself

Which is. . . . well, whatever, but it gave me an idea.

Write your own fortune cookie fortune.

It could be fun, probably won't be, but it just might stifle my boredom until I drink myself into high spirits.

I'll start:


In your future your father will hate you more than he does today
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
#3
"Confucius say TS is a knob."
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#4
Here's something fun to try doing: read your fortune and then say "in the back of a car" after it.
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#6
Treasure what you have. (in the back of your car)

Learn Chinese: You = Suck

wut
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
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#8
"Cwowded erevator smell diffwent to midget," Confucius say.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#10
I've never had a fortune cookie.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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#16
Quote by genghisgandhi
Do they even have Chinese food in the UK? (by Chinese I mean American-Chinese food, like General Tso's)


Yes. We have it all. Except ours is actually made by Chinese people and aren't shitty chains.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
I'm right behind you.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#20
I couldn't care less about fortune cookie fortunes.

But I love fortune cookies. ****ing delicious.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#21
Quote by Trowzaa
Yes. We have it all. Except ours is actually made by Chinese people and aren't shitty chains.


This, my local Chinese food take away is epic

I once got "A new relationship is right around the corner"... If by right around the corner they meant three years later then they were right. The cookie was ****ing nice though
#22
Dong, Where is my automobile?
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#23
Quote by Bair
Dong, Where is my automobile?


Nice.
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
#24
I once got a fortune cookie that said "A true patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket, and rejoices that the system works"
#25
On a related note, is there satay sauce AND peanut satay sauce? Because everytime I ordered a chicken satay at home I got peanut satay, no matter what Chinky i used, now that I'm at uni every time I order satay I get this really spicy one that doesn't taste anything like peanuts. I've always just assumed that satay was meant to be all peanutty
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#26
Quote by RetroGunslinger
On a related note, is there satay sauce AND peanut satay sauce? Because everytime I ordered a chicken satay at home I got peanut satay, no matter what Chinky i used, now that I'm at uni every time I order satay I get this really spicy one that doesn't taste anything like peanuts. I've always just assumed that satay was meant to be all peanutty

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satay
#27
Quote by Bad Kharmel


Ah so the satay name refers to the meat and not the sauce, although it does say that peanut sauce is almost always used and doesn't mention anything that sounds like what I've been eating. Also the ones I've been getting just have the same chicken you get in any other dish, I'am reporting them for false advertising at once.
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