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#43
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Masturbate.

Even though it'd be a thousand times better with dem holy holes

Pegn pls.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#45
Quote by element4433
I'd impeach this Obama guy.


+infinity
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#47
I'd go on tour with Criss Angel.
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
#49
Quote by bradulator
I'd go bowling.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
#51
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Pegn pls.


Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#52
Tell everybody that god and satan are the same dude.

Get them thinking a little about it.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#55
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
He's back! Jesus is back!


YESSSSSS!!!!!!!
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#57
Quote by .keith.lemon.
Dat bravery



Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#59
I'd get all that religious girl pussy. Because you KNOW they're the craziest.
NOW PART OF THE

Quote by Robchappers
You are epic my friend ;-)
Quote by RU Experienced?
At this point I'd be more surprised if you found me a Christian children's entertainer that didn't sodomize and eat kids.
#60
Fly around a lot because **** you, I'm Jesus. Why didn't Jesus fly around all the time? If he can do anything, you KNOW he would have wanted to just hover a bit from time to time.

Also tack on a Commandment banning bronyism.


**** all that. I'd become a goalie just for the infinite JESUS SAVES pun potential.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#62
Sterilize all rednecks with my magic.

Grow a long, white beard and become Jesus/Merlin, Jerlin, if you will.

Abolish Starbucks and open up a coffee chain called God Jizzee. It's the jizz of my dad Yahweh and it tastes like caramel coffee.

Play in a super Melodic screamo band called Jesuhria.

Turn the moon into actual cheese. Mozerella.

I will do Kat Dennings for 40 days and 40 nights.
#63
Declare praise music to be an abomination then turn on Slayer!
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#64
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Sterilize all rednecks with my magic.

Grow a long, white beard and become Jesus/Merlin, Jerlin, if you will.

Abolish Starbucks and open up a coffee chain called God Jizzee. It's the jizz of my dad Yahweh and it tastes like caramel coffee.

Play in a super Melodic screamo band called Jesuhria.

Turn the moon into actual cheese. Mozerella.

I will do Kat Dennings for 40 days and 40 nights.


Kat Dennings should be a priority, no excuses. Otherwise, a rather sound list you have made
#65
Quote by beau05
Kat Dennings should be a priority, no excuses. Otherwise, a rather sound list you have made


Yeah...That's why I'm not Jesus.
#67
Quote by Shotgunmerc
Thou shall not pointlessly hate

if I'm Jesus I shall do what I shall.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#68
Quote by Shotgunmerc
Thou shall not pointlessly hate

Well, he is representing Jesus who does in fact pointlessly hate people who have done nothing wrong.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Nov 18, 2012,
#69
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Well, he is representing Jesus who does in fact pointlessly hate people who have done nothing wrong.


Pretty sure he was the original guy behind "love and tolerate" bro. He never hated anyone

Quote by SteveHouse
if I'm Jesus I shall do what I shall.


Fair enough
Last edited by Shotgunmerc at Nov 18, 2012,
#70
Quote by Shotgunmerc
Pretty sure he was the original guy behind "love and tolerate" bro. He never hated anyone

Epicurus called. He wants his love and tolerance back.

Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#73
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Well, he is representing Jesus who does in fact pointlessly hate people who have done nothing wrong.

Ow, ****!

The edginess of this post pricked my finger.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#74
Quote by ErikLensherr
Ow, ****!

The edginess of this post pricked my finger.

Seriously, what is your problem?

I was only pointing out something partly out of truth and partly out of satire.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Nov 18, 2012,
#75
I like making snide comments sometimes. :/
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#76
The bible says to not make snide comments about His motives.


Motherfucker.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#77
Get rid of canned Diet Coke. The bottles taste great, but I find the cans suck, and no other soda does that.
#79
Quote by necrosis1193
Dear John Lennon: I am, in fact, bigger than you. Five inches bigger, to be exact.

Revive John Lennon so I can make him well aware of it personally.

lol
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#80
1) water to wine
2) **** bitches
3) ???
4) prophet
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter