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#1
I'm just wondering what are some good resources/methods to train people or prepare people for rape. Like rape self-defense courses and such. What free resources might be available?
#4
Pepper spray.
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#5
TS wants to learn about rape defense so he can know how his victims will react.
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#6
Is it rape if you like it?
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#7
Easy. My vagina automatically shuts down from unwanted sex.
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#8
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Is it rape if you like it?


Only if you agree to like it.
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#12
Ask them to wear a condom because you don't want them to catch your AIDS
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#17
If god doesn't want you to be raped then he will make it so.
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#21
Don't worry. If it's legitimate rape your body will shut the whole thing down on its own.

(I don't think that will ever not be funny.)

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#22
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You know female condoms are a thing, right?

Yes. That's just the first thing that popped into my head.
#24
Honestly, and I don't mean to cast the UG community in a poor light, but I was expecting an "I've been accused of rape, what's a good defense" sort of thread.
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#26
So many responses XD especially funny ones, and some helpful ones. I tried google, nothing useful really popped up xD maybe i did it wrong :P self defense sounds good though
#27
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You know female condoms are a thing, right?

Of course, but one with blades. My penis has shriveled in sympathy for any poor bastard who faces one of those.
#29
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Of course, but one with blades. My penis has shriveled in sympathy for any poor bastard who faces one of those.

lol you are sympathetic to the "poor" rapists?
#30
If I were getting raped, I would try and go for the throat. It's surprisingly vulnerable. I had a basketball hit me square in the adam's apple when I was in the 4th grade. It hurt bad enough for me to remember exactly what grade I was in when it happened last.

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#31
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Of course, but one with blades. My penis has shriveled in sympathy for any poor bastard who faces one of those.

If someones facing those they're probably the rapist or the boyfriend of a dementia sufferer.
#32
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If I were getting raped, I would try and go for the throat. It's surprisingly vulnerable. I had a basketball hit me square in the adam's apple when I was in the 4th grade. It hurt bad enough for me to remember exactly what grade I was in when it happened last.

what the fuck were you doing that a basketball was able to hit you in the Adam's apple, counting ceiling tiles in a gym?

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#33
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what the fuck were you doing that a basketball was able to hit you in the Adam's apple, counting ceiling tiles in a gym?


I could've been playing basketball. Just a thought.

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#34
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lol you are sympathetic to the "poor" rapists?

if it was available widely to purchase you would get insane women using it to attack boyfriends or men they pick up at the bar.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#35
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if it was available widely to purchase you would get insane women using it to attack boyfriends or men they pick up at the bar.

That would be a serious problem for men everywhere Gentlemen, welcome to the post peen-ocolypse world...
#36
You must have had your head at a weird angle for the ball to hit you in the neck.
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#37
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if it was available widely to purchase you would get insane women using it to attack boyfriends or men they pick up at the bar.

Or sorry honey I forgot I was still wearing my dick mangler.
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#38
Quote by Trowzaa
You must have had your head at a weird angle for the ball to hit you in the neck.


Basketball was bigger
That wasn't the face I was making
I wasn't bald
I was wearing clothes
My skin's not that pink
The basketball has lines running the same direction and is spilling off the ball

0/10

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B|--5--|
G|--7--|
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A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

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You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#39
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if it was available widely to purchase you would get insane women using it to attack boyfriends or men they pick up at the bar.

yeah women are so crazy right you just can't trust them like what if they're on their periods or something
#40
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I could've been playing basketball. Just a thought.

For a basketball (which is bigger than a 4th grader's head) to hit you hard in the Adam's apple (which is protected by your chin), something bizarre must have happened.

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