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Mozzalicious
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#1
I'm just wondering what are some good resources/methods to train people or prepare people for rape. Like rape self-defense courses and such. What free resources might be available?
crazysam23_Atax
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#2
There should be classes one could take...

But kicking a man in the balls and running away usually works.
supersac
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#3
to train people for rape...not sure i want to contribute

but seriously i think just about any self defense should do the trick
also google man google
adamgur96
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#4
Pepper spray.
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#5
TS wants to learn about rape defense so he can know how his victims will react.
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#6
Is it rape if you like it?
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#7
Easy. My vagina automatically shuts down from unwanted sex.
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#8
Quote by Enigmatic564
Is it rape if you like it?


Only if you agree to like it.
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StewieSwan
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#12
Ask them to wear a condom because you don't want them to catch your AIDS
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#16
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Is that what I think it is?.../cringe

Yes. A reverse condom with blades.
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#17
If god doesn't want you to be raped then he will make it so.
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SteveHouse
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#21
Don't worry. If it's legitimate rape your body will shut the whole thing down on its own.

(I don't think that will ever not be funny.)

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#22
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#24
Honestly, and I don't mean to cast the UG community in a poor light, but I was expecting an "I've been accused of rape, what's a good defense" sort of thread.
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Mozzalicious
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#26
So many responses XD especially funny ones, and some helpful ones. I tried google, nothing useful really popped up xD maybe i did it wrong :P self defense sounds good though
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#27
Quote by RU Experienced?
You know female condoms are a thing, right?

Of course, but one with blades. My penis has shriveled in sympathy for any poor bastard who faces one of those.
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#29
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Of course, but one with blades. My penis has shriveled in sympathy for any poor bastard who faces one of those.

lol you are sympathetic to the "poor" rapists?
sloppyjoe24
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#30
If I were getting raped, I would try and go for the throat. It's surprisingly vulnerable. I had a basketball hit me square in the adam's apple when I was in the 4th grade. It hurt bad enough for me to remember exactly what grade I was in when it happened last.

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Play until she breaks up with you.

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#31
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Of course, but one with blades. My penis has shriveled in sympathy for any poor bastard who faces one of those.

If someones facing those they're probably the rapist or the boyfriend of a dementia sufferer.
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#32
Quote by sloppyjoe24
If I were getting raped, I would try and go for the throat. It's surprisingly vulnerable. I had a basketball hit me square in the adam's apple when I was in the 4th grade. It hurt bad enough for me to remember exactly what grade I was in when it happened last.

what the fuck were you doing that a basketball was able to hit you in the Adam's apple, counting ceiling tiles in a gym?

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#33
Quote by SteveHouse
what the fuck were you doing that a basketball was able to hit you in the Adam's apple, counting ceiling tiles in a gym?


I could've been playing basketball. Just a thought.

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Play until she breaks up with you.

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#34
Quote by due 07
lol you are sympathetic to the "poor" rapists?

if it was available widely to purchase you would get insane women using it to attack boyfriends or men they pick up at the bar.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
tukk04
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#35
Quote by Hydra150
if it was available widely to purchase you would get insane women using it to attack boyfriends or men they pick up at the bar.

That would be a serious problem for men everywhere Gentlemen, welcome to the post peen-ocolypse world...
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#36
You must have had your head at a weird angle for the ball to hit you in the neck.
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#37
Quote by Hydra150
if it was available widely to purchase you would get insane women using it to attack boyfriends or men they pick up at the bar.

Or sorry honey I forgot I was still wearing my dick mangler.
Last edited by So-Cal at Nov 18, 2012,
sloppyjoe24
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#38
Quote by Trowzaa
You must have had your head at a weird angle for the ball to hit you in the neck.


Basketball was bigger
That wasn't the face I was making
I wasn't bald
I was wearing clothes
My skin's not that pink
The basketball has lines running the same direction and is spilling off the ball

0/10

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e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#39
Quote by Hydra150
if it was available widely to purchase you would get insane women using it to attack boyfriends or men they pick up at the bar.

yeah women are so crazy right you just can't trust them like what if they're on their periods or something
SteveHouse
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#40
Quote by sloppyjoe24
I could've been playing basketball. Just a thought.

For a basketball (which is bigger than a 4th grader's head) to hit you hard in the Adam's apple (which is protected by your chin), something bizarre must have happened.

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