#4321
Quote by sovaso
Aww dang. Yeah, Neo's was pretty funny. Hey, I still laughed my freakin' butt off when I found out that Bieber was a guy.

Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#4322
Quote by sovaso
Aww dang. Yeah, Neo's was pretty funny. Hey, I still laughed my freakin' butt off when I found out that Bieber was a guy.

Hmmm... my time machine must need some calibrating. I've clearly landed in 2010.
#4323
Quote by sovaso
Aww dang. Yeah, Neo's was pretty funny. Hey, I still laughed my freakin' butt off when I found out that Bieber was a guy.


lol!
Quote by slash11896
I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


Quote by WhiskeyFace
I like women with balls.
#4324
Quote by CoreysMonster
All of you are wrong, the snake joke is still the best joke I've ever seen.


...removed cause i kinda revealed the punchline
Quote by SleepTalkinMan
"Ooh! Straight-jackets online! Christmas sorted."
Last edited by OneHappyCamper at Jun 27, 2013,
#4325
Quote by CoreysMonster
All of you are wrong, the snake joke is still the best joke I've ever seen.



YES.


http://natethesnake.com/


Yeah it'll take you like 20 10 minutes to read but GOD DAYUM it is worth it
Sail upon the open skies
#4326
I have honestly never laughed and facepalmed at a joke harder than at that one.

Dat build up.

Dat pun.
#4328
Quote by angusfan16
YES.


http://natethesnake.com/


Yeah it'll take you like 20 10 minutes to read but GOD DAYUM it is worth it

That's dedication.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#4329
Quote by angusfan16
YES.


http://natethesnake.com/


Yeah it'll take you like 20 10 minutes to read but GOD DAYUM it is worth it



NAAATE!

Quote by silhouettica
Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

Quote by Kensai
Awesome
#4330
Quote by angusfan16
YES.

http://natethesnake.com/

Yeah it'll take you like 20 10 minutes to read but GOD DAYUM it is worth it


At first I was all srs

Then I lol'd

Goddammit I want those 10 minutes back
#4331
Quote by angusfan16
YES.


http://natethesnake.com/


Yeah it'll take you like 20 10 minutes to read but GOD DAYUM it is worth it


that's a goddamn book ;_;

I'll try reading it and see how it goes
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#4332
;_;
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#4334
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
;_;



I hope this means you finished it.
Sail upon the open skies
#4335
yeah... I finished the entire ****ing thing


this was my reaction
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
Last edited by Obsceneairwaves at Jun 28, 2013,
#4336
I feel like I got waaaay too involved in that. I had such a vivid picture of
Nate looking up at them, smiling, waiting to see his son at the foot of the dune, unexpectant of what was to become


Seriously, if you're stupid enough to click the spoiler before reading the joke, you deserve to have it ruined for you.
Quote by silhouettica
Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

Quote by Kensai
Awesome
#4337
Quote by angusfan16
YES.


http://natethesnake.com/


Yeah it'll take you like 20 10 minutes to read but GOD DAYUM it is worth it


That was amazing. I laughed, cried, hope and dreamed all from that short story joke.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#4338
Quote by Angus_Junior35
I feel like I got waaaay too involved in that

Nah, it was written to make you feel like that. I wager most people who read the whole thing completely forgot they were reading a joke at some point
#4339
Quote by CoreysMonster
Nah, it was written to make you feel like that. I wager most people who read the whole thing completely forgot they were reading a joke at some point



The very first time i read it i didn't even realize it was a joke. When i got to that ending i was just so dumfounded that all i could do was sit in my chair with my head in my hands.
Sail upon the open skies
#4340
I just can't believe someone took all the time to do that
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#4342
honestly if it wasn't a joke I'd have probably read more of it ;_;


such a bad joke ;_;
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#4344
I don't know what to say. I feel like I wasted all that time for a terrible punchline but then again it was an amazing story.
West Ham United
#4350
Ai-an Rand? Stopped watching there. Nutball

EDIT: also, Christian dude looks like Snufkin

Last edited by CoreysMonster at Jun 28, 2013,
#4351
"IN RETALIATION, FOR THE COLLECTIVE CRIME-"

nope

can't watch this
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#4354
That's physically painful to watch.
LOOK

Call me Neutral.
Quote by da_
I wonder if you get more out put if you wire a battery to your penis.
#4358
Has this been posted? I nearly died of laughter watching this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrKAuwL7dkM

EDIT:

Quote by angusfan16
YES.


http://natethesnake.com/


Yeah it'll take you like 20 10 minutes to read but GOD DAYUM it is worth it


There are no words to describe the genius that this is.
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
Last edited by muffinduck01 at Jun 29, 2013,