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Old 11-20-2012, 08:22 AM   #21
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Tell your friend to piss off

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Old 11-20-2012, 08:40 AM   #22
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Cat piss contains ammonia, so it will be hard to shift. The secret weapon is watered-down vinegar. 50/50 will do it, and white vinegar is best. The enzymes in the vinegar will neutralise the odour-producing ammonia in the cat piss. Of course, vinegar has a niff all of it's own, but it's easier to deal with than the stank of a leaking pussy. I can't vouch for what vinegar will do to your wood though.
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:39 PM   #23
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I'll try that, thanks!
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:42 PM   #24
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I can't vouch for what vinegar will do to your wood though.

i can.
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:48 PM   #25
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It's a bass, why bother...

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Old 11-20-2012, 05:51 PM   #26
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:56 PM   #27
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I honestly thought this was going to be TS posting a video of him playing the bass part to some song called "Cat Urine" which I was totally unfamiliar with.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:17 PM   #28
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Why clean it? That's totally relic, bro.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:19 PM   #29
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It's a bass, why bother...

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Beat your friend with the cat.

These answers amuse me the most.

If you took it apart and cleaned it it should be fine. If it got all up in the electronics where you can't/don't want to get to, take it somewhere and ask if they can finish cleaning, it shouldn't cost much if you've taken it mostly apart for them...unless the piss shorted something or something.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:19 PM   #30
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Try mixing your piss on it. It seems more brootal to have your own piss on it.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:42 PM   #31
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