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lamb of dog
Satan's noisy neighbour
Join date: Sep 2010
613 IQ
#1
What will your's read?

Welcome! Now do yourself a favor and run away. Run as far away from gear forums as is humaly possible! If you follow this advice, you'll be able to tell your grandchildren about the guy who saved you from yourself.


DonGlover
Occultist
Join date: Nov 2010
168 IQ
#2
It won't read anything, it's a tombstone.
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A SIGNATURE.
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TheTee56
UG'S Banana Saviour
Join date: Feb 2011
785 IQ
#3
"Here Lies TheTee56, because we couldn't get him to sit."
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


H4T3BR33D3R
Resident Gibson Whore
Join date: Nov 2007
2,488 IQ
#4
Here lies...


I'd probably be broke, so that's all I imagine I can afford.
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
Scutchington
UG's HYPEDOG
Join date: Apr 2009
358 IQ
#5
"Hold left and press start to continue."
No gods or kings. There is only zuul.
Quote by RU Experienced?
Now police, fire, and EMS vehicle's sirens sound in tritones. Suck it Christians, your protectors are satans minions.


I have been sigged by UG's Greek, what have YOU done today?
sam b
64066
Join date: Nov 2003
8,082 IQ
#7
Name, age, date

You know.. normal stuff.


Oh wait, I was meant to come up with some hilarious line.

Fuck off.
PsiGuy60
UG's Least Wanted
Join date: Aug 2009
603 IQ
#12
Here lies Johnny.

And the actual grave will look like a door with an axe head coming through it.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
Harvey Swick
Naive American
Join date: Jun 2011
1,260 IQ
#13
"i didnt know half of you half as well as i would have liked to, and i liked half of you half as well as you deserve."
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
sacamano79
Fighter of the Nightman
Join date: Jun 2007
2,222 IQ
#15
"My only regret is spending so much time in the dregs of the pit"
Gibson SG Standard
Ibanez S2170FB
Peavey JSX
Marshall 1960A
TEXAS A&M
Z0S07657
Algorjira
Join date: Feb 2008
1,439 IQ
#16
And you're only very small and life goes on within you and without you.
jonathan666666
UG's Boyscout
Join date: Oct 2008
122 IQ
#19
Fog machine fssshhhhhhh
nah.
It will read
Jonathan666666
"Professional Masturbator"
FORZA CATANIA
xonty
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2010
1,500 IQ
#20
In the name of King Crimson, confusion will be my epitaph
ThrashUnleashed
stealing human bones
Join date: Apr 2011
443 IQ
#21
In all seriousness, I think it would be kind of cool to have my tombstone read "Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
Jonny92
I am the afro man.
Join date: Feb 2006
566 IQ
#23
Nothing, I'm never dying.

Although I might build a grave for the luls and it will probably say something "Too alive, didn't die" with a carving of me eating fried chicken



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
rocklee1431
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2007
601 IQ
#24
"I told you I was sick"
Quote by GmacD
pull down his pants, his dick is probly the size of a newborn moose


Quote by Union Jake
Found this quite funny.


Quote by Ichikurosaki
Found this quite SEARCH BAR
lncognito
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
44 IQ
#25
Well, actually, since I don't intend to get buried, but rather cremated and thrown in the wind somewhere, I guess I could do with a cheesy quote like "Let the world be my epitaph".
Harvey Swick
Naive American
Join date: Jun 2011
1,260 IQ
#26
Quote by lncognito
Well, actually, since I don't intend to get buried, but rather cremated and thrown in the wind somewhere, I guess I could do with a cheesy quote like "Let the world be my epitaph".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk61MeDmk2M
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
Crofty89
I came here to rock
Join date: Jan 2010
727 IQ
#27
"Maybe that wasn't such a good idea..."
Quote by CV334

Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
FenderBender72
The Bearded Warrior
Join date: Sep 2012
353 IQ
#28
"Here lies FenderBender72. After spending his lifetime addicted to the shindig, he finally stopped."


nice avatar crofty89

guitarist41
DiscoSucks****Everything
Join date: May 2006
1,812 IQ
#29
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

TBH, I don't know, nor do I care.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
LesPaulGuy514
Actually likes Ibanez
Join date: Mar 2010
780 IQ
#32
Lookin' at your ghetto booty
If I had a penny for every time somebody said "Tigers are the couches of the ocean," I'd have zero cents.
Jyrgen
Used Register
Join date: Jan 2010
2,052 IQ
#33
The Force will be with you... always
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,554 IQ
#34
can't. stop. thinking about. PIZZA!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Guodlca
Registered Abuser
Join date: Feb 2010
426 IQ
#36
Quote by captainsnazz
"The Game"

This
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
Draken
waiting for the 6th world
Join date: Apr 2005
3,112 IQ
#37
"Don't worry I'll go on ahead you catch me up when you can"
So-Cal
Banned
Join date: Jun 2009
264 IQ
#38
Quote by rocklee1431
"I told you I was sick"

lol Spike Milligan
bastards
Dirigo
Join date: Nov 2010
652 IQ
#40
"Here lies Bastards
Master debator,
Furious Bastardator"
╘MESHUG╦G╗AH





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